Union scalemail pants
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union scalemail pants
This is a pair of scalemail pants assembled by an organized group of people who had the audacity to charge slightly higher than market rates for their labor, just so they can feed their stupid families or whatever.
It's a good thing they're not made of ceramic, because unions don't know the meaning of the word "fired."
Type: pants
Power: 50
Moxie Required: 10
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
(In-game plural: pairs of union scalemail pants)
Obtained From
- Stores
- The Armory and Leggery (375 meat)
History
- At an unknown date around September 8, 2013, the name of this item was changed. It used to be called junk-mail pants, and had this description:
- Do you need a bigger sword? Are you interested in refinancing your Newbiesport tent? Do you want to see hot co-ed Knob Goblins churning butter?
- Neither does anyone else. That's why all the junk-mail in the Kingdom ends up being made into pants. Just be careful of papercuts when you put these on, and don't forget to forward them to all of your friends so your wish will come true.
- Do you need a bigger sword? Are you interested in refinancing your Newbiesport tent? Do you want to see hot co-ed Knob Goblins churning butter?
Collection
- 🥇: Emanon176 (#441708) - 13,495
- 🥈: TheDotGamer (#529795) - 348
- 🥉: Nyarlathotep (#46570) - 265
- #4: Napoleon17 (#363786) - 231
- #5: Raullen (#289100) - 216
- #6: Nikademus (#95105) - 167
- #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 140
- #8: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- #9: lordjanus (#350935) - 75
- #10: IntellectualPanther (#603540) - 42
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