Villainous Minion/Ski Patroller

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Ski Patroller
Monster ID 2024
Locations Super Villain's Lair
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie-2
Defense Player's Muscle-2
Initiative 50
Meat 40-60
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Ski Patroller You're fighting a Ski Patroller

High in the Big Mountains %Supervillain% has built a beautiful ski lodge, filled it with a highly trained ski patrol and ordered them to kill you.

Hit Message(s):

He whacks you with a ski pole. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He skis towards you, jumps off a mogul, and whack you with both ski poles in passing. Impressive. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to whack you with his ski pole, but instead whiffs you with a ski pole..[sic]

Fumble Message:

He skis towards you. Then past you. Then has to turn sideways and walk back up to the fight. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*

Occurs at Super Villain's Lair.

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