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{{battle|text=This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).
|hit=He hits you in the {{part}} with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. {{ouch|4}}

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}

He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}

He dusts a shelf with his feather duster (which is odd, because the shelf doesn't have any feathers on it), and flicks the dust at you. You sneeze and bang your head into the wall. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}
|miss=He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."

He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.
|critical=He quickly whips off his french maid outfit and puts it on you. A gang of frat boys surrounds you and paddles you until they lose interest. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}
|fumble=He spins around, ready to assault you with his feather duster, but trips over his high heels and falls flat on his face.}}

{{meat|Mval=30}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of vodka|chance=20.2%}}
{{acquire|item=deodorant|chance=5.5%}}
{{acquire|item=frilly skirt|chance=?%}}
{{acquire|item=homoerotic frat-paddle|chance=6.5%}}
{{acquire|item=ice-cold Sir Schlitz|chance=20.1%}}
*If you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]]:
{{acquire|item=empty aftershave bottle|chance=100%}}
{{stat|10-11}}
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Occurs at [[Orcish Frat House]].

==Notes==
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield a [[packet of beer nuts]] from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.

==References==
*"When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for household cleaner [[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son#Brand names|Pledge]] dusting spray, and a pun on the frat boy being a pledge.