View source for 1335 HaXx0r

{{battle
|text=Someday, this HaXx0r will be truly 1337, but right now he's got a ways to go.

|hit=He Pwnz0r2z j00 in teh {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spelling}}

He HaXx0rz j00r {{part}}. OMG! {{ouch|2}} {{element|spelling}}

He shouts, "Leeeerooooy Jeeenkins!" and runs at you, flailing wildly. Some of the punches actually connect, to both of your surprise. {{ouch|2}}

He does a DDoS attack on your {{part}}. It's surprisingly painful. {{ouch|2}}

He hacks through a nearby wall. Okay, actually he just throws you through a nearby wall. {{ouch|2}}

With a deafening w000t, he hacks your {{part}} clean off. {{ouch|2}}
|miss=He tries to HaxX0r j00 in the {{part}}, but has no skillz. Pwnt!

He tries to HaXx0riz2 j00, but isn't 1337 e nuff.

He tries to haxx0r your {{part}} off, but lacks the skills.

He tries to DDoS your {{part}}, but you DDon't feel it.

He tries to do some wallhaxxx, but gets stuck halfway through and glitches out.

He shouts, "Leeeroooy Jeeenkins!" and runs at you, then past you, then off into the distance. You wait a second for him to come back.
|critical=He decides to put his 1335 skills to rest and just beat you over the head with the little sign he's carrying. Turns out that's way more effective. {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=He tries to pull off some really elaborate, 1337 haxx0rization on you. The more he tries to haxx0r, though, the more it's clear he's just not 1337 yet.}}

''[[Player Hit Messages|Monster-Specific Hit Message]]'':
{{Hit Message|You hit the HaXx0r in his baXx0r for X damage.}}

{{Data:1335 HaXx0r|format=Meat}}
{{acquire|item=1337 7r0uZ0RZ|chance=14.8%}}
{{acquire|item=334 scroll|chance=20.4%}}
{{acquire|item=Dyspepsi-Cola|chance=70.3%}}
{{stat|20.25}}
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Occurs at [[The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm]].
==Notes==
{{StealAccordion|
accordiontext=You see a very expensive-looking accordion discarded carelessly at your opponent's feet.|
stealtext=He catches you stealing the accordion. "Eh," he says, "no biggie."|
accordion=Accordion of Jordion}}
==References==
* This monster makes especially heavy use of [[Wikipedia:Leet|Elitespeak]], a type of internet slang.  This type of slang is frequently associated with the popular image of [[Wikipedia:Hacker|computer hackers]].  Especially notable in this instance:
** haxx0r = [[Wikipedia:Hack (technology slang)|hack]] or hacker
** 1337 = 'Leet' (as in an elite hacker)
* The third hit message refers to the [[Wikipedia:Leeroy Jenkins|Leeroy Jenkins]] meme.