View source for 31337 scroll

{{item|
itemid=553|
descid=274168389|
desc=This is a scroll with the number 31337 written on it. W31rd, d00d.|
enchantment=Mostly Just Confuses Enemies|
type=usable|
autosell=0|
notrade=1|
quest=1}}

==Recipe==
{| class="recipe"
|- class="row1"
! {{add}}
| [[334 scroll]]
| [[334 scroll]]
! &nbsp;
|- class="row2"
! {{add}}
| colspan="2" | [[668 scroll]]
| [[30669 scroll]]
|- class="row3"
! {{equals}}
| colspan="3" | [[31337 scroll]]
|}

==When Used==
*Before bridging the chasm in the [[Orc Chasm Quest]]:
{{useitem|
text=You have no idea what this thing is for.}}

*After bridging the chasm, first time in an [[ascension]]:
{{useitem|
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"

Shazam! Kablooie!

The UB3r 31337 HaX0R stands before you.

<nowiki>"\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?"</nowiki> he asks you. You have no idea what he just said.

<nowiki>"/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?"</nowiki>

"I... uh... I guess I'll take whatever you're giving... Sir..."

<nowiki>"\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß"</nowiki>

He vanishes in a puff of logic, and items begin to appear in his place.|
effect={{acquire|item=stat script}}}}

*After bridging the chasm, subsequent times:
{{useitem|
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"

Shazam! Kablooie!

A hole appears in the air in front of you, and in the hole you see the following message, in glowing green letters.

<nowiki>"|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+."</nowiki>

The letters fade and the hole closes, but not before some stuff falls out.|
effect={{acquire|item=worthless knick-knack|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=worthless gewgaw|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=worthless trinket|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=ten-leaf clover|num=some}}}}
:(you receive 2-3 worthless items and 1-2 clovers)

==Notes==
*When using this scroll in [[Bad Moon]], you do not receive clovers. Instead, the scroll disintegrates after use.
*After using this item for the first time, you will gain the [[Quest Log#Other Accomplishments:|accomplishment]]:
*:You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
*[[Wikipedia:Leet|1337 (leet or elite) speak]] translations:
**"W31rd, d00d." = "Weird, dude."
**"\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" = "What do you desire?"
**"/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" = "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?"
**"\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" = "Whatever, [[wikipedia:Newbie|noob]]"
**"|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." = "Don't bother me. I'm coding."

==History==
* [[Sober pill|Sober Pills]] used to drop, but the potential for abuse was quickly realized, and they stopped dropping. Many pills were duplicated through bugs, and eventually, Jick sent agents of the [[Penguin Mafia]] to remove all sober pills from the Kingdom. 
* Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.
*Prior to 2022, a [[Hermit script]] would be given alongside the [[Stat script]] on first use.

==References==
*The phrase "He vanishes in a puff of logic," from the first-time use message, is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]] comedy series, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. To be precise, it comes from an aside where humanity convinces God that he doesn't exist, and God "vanishes in a puff of logic."
*The phrase "Don't bother me, I'm coding" likely references the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]] slogan, "Don't bother me, I'm eating." Though it's just as likely to come from experience of working with programmers.
*"Shazam! Kablooie!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp|DuckTales the Movie]]''. The Genie, Gene, repeats this phrase whenever granting a wish.
*The UB3r 31337 HaX0R giving you two easy-to-use "scripts" may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Script kiddie|script kiddie]] hacker subculture.

==Collection==
<collection>553</collection>