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[[A Folded-Up Map on the Floor]] is in the [[Clan Basement]] when it is first opened. It can unfolded for 1,000,000 Meat (paid from your [[Clan Stash|Clan Coffer]]), and becomes [[Dreadsylvania]].

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There's a dusty old map on the floor, written in some language you've never seen before.
*''With correct clan privileges:'' 
Luckily, there's a business card on the floor nearby for a map-unfolding company.

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|align="center"| '''McRipoff's Totally Effective'''<br />'''Unfolding, Inc.'''

''No job is too small, no crease is too stiff.''

Just '''1,000,000 Meat'''
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{{button|Make the Call (1,000,000 Meat)}}

*''With too little Meat in coffer:''
:There's not enough Meat in your Clan Coffer to cover that repair.

*''With sufficient Meat in coffer:''
:You make the call, and an expert unfolder arrives to make topological sense of the map for you. It appears to be a map of a place called Dreadsylvania, and it also appears to be a magical portal to a place called Dreadsylvania. Hooray!

[[Category:Clan Hall Features]]