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It looks like your grinder needs 111 of the 111 required units of filling to make a sausage. Your grinder reads "0" units.
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{{button|Grind}}
You stuff your <item> into the magical sausage grinder, which makes a loud and terrible noise, followed by a little ding! as the filling counter increments by X. I sure hope that thing wasn't important to you. No refunds!
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{{button|Fill a magical sausage casing!}}
<center>You currently have W magical sausage casings.</center>

''With no [[magical sausage casing|casings]]:''

You push the button on your magical sausage grinder, but it magically detects that you don't have a magical sausage casing, and it refrains from spraying magical sausage filling all over your shoes and the floor. This feature may be the single most magical thing about it.

''Otherwise:''

You put your sausage grinder to work, and discover how the sausage is made. It's made by filling a sausage casing stolen from a goblin with ground-up random items, I guess?

''or''

You put a sausage casing over your grinder's output tube (just like they showed you in health class), and push the button. There's a sort of ''schlorp'' noise, and now you're the proud owner of a large, greasy, presumably magical sausage.

''or''

You push the button on your magic sausage grinder and fill a sausage casing with... well, "sausage filling". I sure hope these sausages really are magical, because I don't see how they could possibly be edible otherwise.
{{acquire|item=magical sausage}}
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{{button|Nevermind}}
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Occurs when clicking the "grind" link on the [[Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™]].

==Notes==
*The required units starts at 111, every subsequent sausage adds 111. Resets at Rollover.
*The drop-down list has all of your [[:Category:PvP_Stealable_Items|PvPable items]].
*Grinding an item produces units equal to its autosell value.
*Your accumulated units reset on ascension.