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Chester! You're back! Quick, everyone, shave the hamsters and melt the wax! Everything has to be perfect!

Oh, you're not Chester, you're just some kid in a costume. Well tell me, little <boy/girl>, do you like candy? I have a whole bag of candy in my --

Oh, right. This is the one night out of the year where I'm actually supposed to give people candy. Here, take it and leave. Unless you want to help me look for my poor, lost, cute little puppy . . .
{{acquire|item=fry-oil-flavored Hob-O}}
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Occurs while [[Halloween|Trick or Treating]] in the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]].