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{{familiar|
famid=4|
H1=Bearded quadruped|
H2=Ill-tempered, furry, horny|
H3=Butts heads with buttheads.|
ability=Attacks enemies|
function=Attacks enemies with additional stench damage.|
throne=[[Muscle]] +15%, sometimes gives [[goat cheese pizza|goat cheese pizzas]]|
hatchling=goat|
equipment=prosthetic forehead|
ucm=3|
oc=2|
hns=1|
sh=0|
hands=0|
wings=0|
animal=1|
clothes=0|
eyes=1|
mechanical=0|
sleaze=0|
undead=0|
hot=0|
biting=1|
quick=1|
flying=0|
evil=0|
bug=0}}

*Regular message:
*:<name> butts him/her/it for X ({{element|Stench|dmg=+Y}}) damage.
*:<name> attempts to hit him/her/it, but misses.
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:You hear a small *ding*, and <name> hands you a freshly-cooked goat cheese pizza. Apparently he's got a tiny E-Z Cook™ oven up there.
{{acquire|item=goat cheese pizza}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:You hear a small *ding*, and <name> hands you a freshly-cooked goat cheese pizza. What the... where did... okay, well, free pizza, so hooray I guess?
{{acquire|item=goat cheese pizza}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> gives your slain foe one final, vicious headbutt and shakes loose some more meat.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> romps around the maypole - trip-trap, trip-trap.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> harrumphs and growls, but still smiles with his wax lips.

==Arena Messages==
*When entered in a Scavenger Hunt:
*:<name> keeps getting distracted from the hunt and randomly ramming into things.

==Notes==
*Damage ranges from int(X/2)+1 to X+1 where X is the weight of the familiar.
*Damage is split evenly between physical and stench damage. If total damage is odd, the extra point goes to the stench.
*The goat will attempt to attack every round. It will hit ceiling(X/6) &times; 10%, where X is the familiar's weight. (At 1 pound, it hits 10% of the time; at 54 pounds, it hits 90% of the time.)

==History==
*[[The Sorceress' Angry Goat]] was one of the pets which would appear in The Sorceress's Chamber before the Naughty Sorceress revamp.

==References==
*"Trip-trap, trip-trap" is a reference to the famous fairy tale "[[Wikipedia:Three Billy Goats Gruff|Three Billy Goats Gruff]]", describing the sound made as the goats crossed the bridge one by one.