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Your Asdon Martin can be found in [[Your Workshed]] after using a [[Asdon Martin keyfob]].

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Your Asdon Martin is parked in your workshed and the fuel gauge reads X litres of fuel.

{{button|Activate Fuel Convertor}}
:This machine has a gas-pump-style hose, a display showing how much fuel your Asdon Martin has remaining, and a funnel. Apparently it converts food and booze into gasoline. Or bio-ethanol, or whatever it would be called. Turns out your car is way less picky about what it drinks than you are.

:The fuel gauge currently reads: X

*''Converting food:''
:You stuff the <food> down the funnel, and the machine makes BZONK ''CHONK CHONK CHONK'' ZZZZZZRP ''gurgle'' GWOOOSSSH ''beedle-deedle-boop'' PLOINK! noises as it converts the food into fuel and pumps it into the Asdon Martin. The display updates with a ''pleep!''
*''Converting booze:''
:You pour the <booze> into the funnel on the fuel converter, and it makes a GLURGLE-URGLE-URGLE ''pchank-kachank'' FWIZZZZZZZ GWOOOSSSH ''beedle-deedle-boop'' PLOINK! sound as the booze is converted to fuel and pumped into the Asdon Martin. The display updates with a ''pleep!''

{{button|Drive!}}
*''You can start driving nine different ways, each taking 37 fuel to give 30 turns of an effect. You can drive:''
*''Obnoxiously''
:You turn on "Obnoxious Driving Mode" and with a BOING GOING GOING several signs on springs pop out of the Asdon Martin. They say things like "Hey Look At Me" and "How's My Driving? Call 1-800-GET BENT"{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Obnoxiously|duration=30}}
*''Stealthily''
:The Asdon Martin goes bwommmmmmmm and shimmers into near-invisibility as you turn on the optical camouflage. Finding the door is going to be tricky.
:{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Stealthily|duration=30}}
*''Wastefully''
:You turn on the settings for "oil slicks", "more oil slicks", and "constantly just dripping oil". You start to hear a steady ''glip blip glip'' sound.{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Wastefully|duration=30}}
*''Safely''
:You push a button for armored body panels. Robot arms VWOMMM down from the ceiling and apply metal plating to the car with loud ZWOOSH KLANG BLANG BLONG BZZZRT sounds.
:{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Safely|duration=30}}
*''Recklessly''
:You activate on the Asdon Martin's sirens (they sound like "''FWOOP FWOOOOOOOOP!''") and set the autopilot for a lot of weaving in and out of traffic and cutting people off. This is definitely going to incite some road rage.
:{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Recklessly|duration=30}}
*''Intimidatingly''
:You turn on Intimidation Mode, and FWAK SCHLATAK a bunch of rusty spikes sprout from the Asdon Martin's bumpers. This is followed by a ''zweeeeee'' GABLOOOSH as a robot arm dumps a bucket of pig blood all over it.
:{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Intimidatingly|duration=30}}
*''Quickly''
:You push a button marked "Turbo Jets" and rocket boosters ''VWEEEEEP kaCLANK'' out of the back of the Asdon Martin. Underneath them a little blue pilot light flicks on with a ''fwish''.{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Quickly|duration=30}}
*''Observantly''
:When you turn on Observation Mode, the Asdon Martin's headlights brighten tenfold with a loud VWAZASH and a ''pling pling pling''-ing radar dish pops out of the roof.{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Observantly|duration=30}}
*''Waterproofly''
:When you turn on "Underwater Mode", a snorkel mouthpiece ''gabloinks'' out of the Asdon Martin's steering wheel, followed by a sound like ''zweeeeeeeeeeeee''-KRUNCH as a long pipe telescopes out of the hood of the car and smashes through the roof of your workshed.
:{{acquireEffect|effect=Driving Waterproofly|duration=30}}

==Notes==
*You can convert food and booze in your inventory to fuel. 
:*The amount of fuel given is approximately equal to the number of adventures the consumable would have given.
:*The fuel converter will not accept items that can be purchased directly from NPC stores, items that can not be traded, and items with a no-discard flag.
:*The converter ''will'', however, accept items crafted from items that can be purchased directly from NPC stores. A good choice is {{plural|loaf of soda bread}}, cooked from {{plural|soda water}} (purchased at [[The General Store]]) and {{plural|wad of dough}} (purchased at any of the [[The Bugbear Bakery|the]] [[Madeline's Baking Supply|Kingdom's]] [[The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store|bakeries]]).
*Fuel level is reset to zero when ascending. Fuel level is '''not''' reset when swapping workshed appliances.
*Driving effects are mutually exclusive. You may extend or deactivate your current driving effect from the workshed interface.
*Driving effects continue after swapping to a new shed item, but fuel based skills cannot be used until it is reinstalled.
*Table of effects:
:{|cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center" align="center" class="wikitable"
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Obnoxiously|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Stealthily|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Wastefully|duration=30}}
(Reduces pressure on [[Oil Peak]])
|-
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Safely|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Recklessly|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Intimidatingly|duration=30}}
|-
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Quickly|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Observantly|duration=30}}
| valign="top"|{{StackEffect|effect=Driving Waterproofly|duration=30}}
|}
* Of the nine effects in the table above, only the following five are [[Rubbed it the Right Way|wishable]]: Driving Intimidatingly, Driving Obnoxiously, Driving Recklessly, Driving Stealthily and Driving Wastefully.
*A properly fueled Asdon Martin provides three skills in combat:
:{|cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1"  class="wikitable"
|- style="background-color: #DDDDDD"
!Skill
!Cost
!Effect
|-
|[[Asdon Martin: Bean Bag Cannon]]
|10 Fuel
|Damages and [[stunning|staggers]] an enemy
|-
|[[Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper]]
|50 Fuel
|Banishes an enemy for 30 turns. Has a 30 turn cooldown.
|-
|[[Asdon Martin: Missile Launcher]]
|100 Fuel
|Annihilate an enemy and collect all of its items. Usable once per day. Does not consume a turn.
|}

==References==
*Refers to the [[Wikipedia:Aston Martin DB5|Aston Martin DB5]], James Bond's iconic vehicle.
*As confirmed in the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=232456 July 6, 2017 radio show], the Asdon Martin also refers to ''Mad'' magazine cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Don Martin (cartoonist)|Don Martin]], whose enthusiastic use of onomatopoeia is evident in the writing surrounding this item.
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