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{{familiar
|famid=87
|name=Autonomous Disco Ball
|H1=Boogie on down with
|H2=this groovy mirrored sphere of
|H3=laser disco death.
|ability=Attacks and weakens enemies
|function=Deals damage, may delevel. With equipment, also acts as a 10-pound [[Star Starfish|starfish]].
|throne=+5 to [[Familiar Weight]], sometimes delevels 5-9
|hatchling=unusual disco ball
|equipment=stick-on mini solar panels
|hns=0
|sh=2
|oc=1
|ucm=3
|hands=0
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=0
|eyes=0
|mechanical=1
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}

*Regular Message:
*:"Evaluating target... Target judged: ungroovy" <name> intones solemnly, then blasts your opponent with a laser beam for X damage.
*:"Situation deemed insufficiently copacetic," says <name> in its weird tinny voice. "Increasing local funk parameters." It begins to spin and emit bright flashes of multicolored light, dazzling your opponent.
*:"Laser batteries recharging," <name> says, hovering near your shoulder. "Can you dig it?"
*With [[stick-on mini solar panels]] equipped:
*:"Charging funkadelic beam array," says <name> as its solar panels begin to glow. "Targeting jive turkey. Firing." It launches a blinding burst of light at your opponent, burning them for X damage, and thoroughly impressing you with the far-out light show. {{MP|amount=X}}

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> reflects moonlight into your opponent's eyes, making it see spots. It shakes its head in bewilderment. {{delevel|att=5-9|def=5-9}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:<name> hovers over your shoulder and spins rapidly, distracting your opponent and preventing <he>{{sic}} from being able to focus on your movements. {{delevel|att=5-9|def=5-9}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> glitters brightly underneath the tam o'shanter.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:Lights flash and sparkle as <name> hovers and spins around the maypole. Trippy, man.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> bobs in the air with the wax lips stuck to its surface. "Peripheral sensor occluded," it says. "This is not my bag, man."


==Arena Messages==
*When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
*:<name> is far too shiny to be much good at hiding.

==Notes==
* Acts as a <weight + min(20, 2*Player Level)> pound [[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]] when used on a Disco Bandit, and as a normal weight one on any other class.
* With the Solar Panels equipped, can do both actions in the same round.

==References==
*"[[Wiktionary:jive turkey|Jive turkey]]" is an insult meaning someone out of touch with current hip culture, used at the height of the disco era.

[[Category:Robotic Familiars]]