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{{familiar
|famid=187
|name=Baby Z-Rex
|hatchling=zombie dinosaur egg
|H1=Zombie dinosaur
|H2=whose name is a pun, but not
|H3=if you are English.
|ability=Gives you more stats after combat and spookily attacks your opponents.
|function=Gives stats like a [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|volleyball]] and attacks (wt+3)*1.5 to wt*2 spooky damage, 50% of the time
|throne=+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight, occasionally deals damage.
|equipment=French-fry grabber
|hns=0
|sh=0
|oc=0
|ucm=3
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=1
|hot=0
|biting=1
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}

*Regular messages:
*:<name> grabs your opponent in his toothy maw and shakes him like a puppy shakes a rag doll for {{Element|Spooky|dmg=X}} damage. How... adorable?
*:<name> tries to claw at your opponent, but can't reach with his cute little arms, so he bites him instead, for {{Element|Spooky|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<name> chomps your opponent in half. Well, nearly in half. {{Element|Spooky|dmg=X}} worth of nearly in half.
*:<name> swallows your opponent whole. He falls out of his ribcage, but takes {{Element|Spooky|dmg=X}} damage in the process.

*After Combat:
*:<name> smiles at you, and says something that he probably meant as a combination of silly and profound, but that comes out as "Graaaarooooorrrgh!"
*:<name> smiles at you, and oh boy are you glad that's meant as a smile.
*:<name> smiles at you. Or, well, he turns at looks at you, and has no skin on his face that would prevent you from seeing his teeth. I guess that counts as a smile.

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> roars mightily, causing your opponent to shake so badly they take X damage.
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> gives you a wink. Well, you can't see both sides of his head at the same time, but you assume it's a wink.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> does a big stompy dance around the maypole, accidentally crushing a log cabin in the process.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> grins at you with his wax lips. Well, he's pretty much always grinning anyway, but still.

==Arena Messages==
When entered in anything other than the [[Ultimate Cage Match]]
*<name> does not actually fit inside the arena.
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==References==
*US english people pronounce "Z" as zee, rhymes with tea. UK, NZ, Australia pronounce it as "zed", which obviously ruins the pun.

[[Category:Undead Familiars]]