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You decide not to play Bastille Battalion right now.

''or''

You open the hatch and crawl outside. The air smells good after so much time stewing in your own gamer-funk.
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Occurs when using a [[Bastille Battalion control rig]] or [[Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher]]. Takes you to a control panel where you can play the mini-game Bastille Battalion. The objective of the mini-game is to collect cheese curds over a number of "matches" played against a random opposing castle. Each match consists of [[Bastille Battalion (Master of None)|2 building/collecting turns]] followed by a [[Castle vs. Castle|face-off turn]].

After a full game of 5 matches or after losing a face-off, the game ends and you are given the opportunity to "lock-in" your score. You are allowed to play 5 games per day, but you can only "lock-in" your score once per day. If you ascend you are allowed another 5 games, but a score that you locked in before you ascended is discounted (whether or not you lock in a new score). Rewards will also be given after your first play-through, depending on the settings chosen.

The 4 selectors surrounding the main play area can be used to adjust your starting stats (as displayed on the dials at the bottom) and choose which rewards you get. The 6 stats are Military Attack (MA), Castle Attack (CA), Psychological Attack (PA), Military Defence (MD), Castle Defence (CD), and Psychological Defence (PD).

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!Barbican selector (upper left)
!Battalion Stats
!Results
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| Barbarian Barbecue
| +2 MA, MD
| 250 [[Mysticality]] substats
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| Babar
| +2 CA, CD
| 250 [[Muscle]] substats
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| Barbershop
| +2 PA, PD
| 250 [[Moxie]] substats
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{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="text-align:center" align="center"
!Drawbridge style selector (upper right)
!Battalion Stats
!Results
!Accessory (Disappears at Rollover)
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| Draftsman
| +2 MD, CD, PD
| [[Draftsman's driving gloves]]
| Mysticality +50%, Spell Damage +50%, +8 Adventure(s) per day when equipped, +4 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
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| Art Nouveau
| +2 PA, +1 PD
| [[Nouveau nosering]]
| Moxie +50%, +25% Item Drops from Monsters, Maximum HP/MP +25, +4 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
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| Brutalist
| +1 MA, CA, PA
| [[Brutal brogues]]
| Muscle +50%, Weapon Damage +50%, +8 to Familiar Weight, +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
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{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="text-align:center" align="center"
!Moat contents selector (lower left)
!Battalion Stats
!Results
!Potion - 1-Adventure Effect
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| Sharks
| +1 PA, MD
| [[sharkfin gumbo]]
| Shark-Tooth Grin - Boosts military attack and defense in Bastille Battalion.
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| Lava
| +1 MA, CD
| [[boiling broth]]
| Boiling Determination - Boosts castle attack and defense in Bastille Battalion.
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| Truth Serum
| +1 CA, PD
| [[ interrogative elixir]]
| Enhanced Interrogation - Boosts psychological attack and defense in Bastille Battalion.
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{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="text-align:center" align="center"
!Murder hole selector (lower right)
!Battalion Stats
!Results
!Effect
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| Gesture
| +1 PA
| [[Bastille Braggadocio]] (100 turns)
| Moxie +25, +25% Combat Initiative, +25% Meat from Monsters
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| Cannon
| +1 MA
| [[Bastille Budgeteer]] (100 turns)
| Muscle +25, +10% chance of Critical Hit, Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
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| Catapult
| +1 CA
| [[Bastille Bourgeoisie]] (100 turns)
| Mysticality +25, +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit, Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure
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==High Score Rewards==
Every day the top scorers get rewards based on their score:
*1st place gets [[Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy]] - untradeable item that can be autosold for 20k meat.
*Top 5 get [[Bastille Battalion tattoo kit]] - gives the bbattat tattoo.
*Top ? get [[Bastille Battalion cheese wheel]] - a usable item that lets you specify your favorite cheese in your profile.
*Top 23 get [[Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher]] - a usable item that allows someone who does not own this IOTM to play. Each voucher is good for one play.

==Notes==
*If you attempt to play Bastille Battalion in [[Bad Moon]], you are rejected with the following message:
:You glance up at the moons and decide not to waste time playing video games.

==History==
* Prior to August 5, 2018, you were only given rewards upon locking in your score, and settings reset between sessions. This was changed with the following system message:
::'''<font color="red">System Message</font>''': Bastille Batalion will now give rewards on your first play and... maybe remember your settings from game to game.