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itemid=3995|
descid=492568679|
desc=Wow! This is a tightly-wrapped bundle of chamoix. It'll hold up to a billion times its own weight in liquid, and it's great for wiping your hands off after you punch a prostitute!|
type=usable|
autosell=0}}

==Obtained From==
;[[The Bucket]] (if there are at least 100 chamoix in it, and you have dungeon administrator privileges)

==When Used==
{{useitem|text=You head down into your clan's basement and toss the bundle of chamoix into the bucket at the rim of the Slime Tube.}}

*''If used when the clan [[The Slime Tube|Slime Tube]] is not available:''
{{useitem|text=Your clan doesn't have access to the Slime Tube, so there's not much you can do with this bundle of chamoix.}}

==Notes==
*Adds 100 chamoix to [[The Bucket]].

==References==
*TV pitchman [[Wikipedia:Vince Offer|Vince Offer]] rose to prominence advertising "ShamWow," a brand of chamoix-like absorbent towels. "It'll hold up to a billion times its own weight in liquid" refers to Vince's inflated advertising claims. In February 2009, he was arrested for allegedly striking a prostitute, an event which was widely reported on and lampooned.

==Collection==
<collection>3995</collection>