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{{item|
itemid=3430|
descid=656438917|
desc=Anything that exists can be made better by jamming a stick into it, and this gift package is no exception. A small, plain, plaid bundle of miscellany achieves new aesthetic and practical heights by the simple insertion of a yard of wood!

Huh, huh... he said "yard of wood."

Anyways, this package contains an item that was looted to you from your clan's latest Hobopolis run. The contents may or may not be sufficient material for a sophomoric double entendre, but you'll never know until you open it.|
type=gift package|
autosell=0|
notrade=1|
gift=1}}

==Obtained From==
;Other
:[[Hobopolis]] boss drops and loot distribution, while in [[Hardcore]] or [[Ascension#Normal Difficulty|Ronin]]

==When Used==
*''When in Hardcore or Ronin:''
{{useitem|
text=You're going down a long and lonely road, and where you're goin', you're gonna need this bindle intact.

(You can't open this during Ronin or Hardcore; try again later!)}}

*''When used outside Hardcore and Ronin:''

{{useitem|text=You've been down a long and lonely road, so opening this plaid gift bindle almost seems like treason. Almost.

From: <distributor>.

{{acquire}} }}

==Collection==
<collection>3430</collection>