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{{familiar|
famid=155|
H1=A demon that rhymes|
H2=Opens portals to Hey Deze|
H3=In various climes.|
ability=Increases item and Meat drops from monsters<br />Unlocks poetic new content|
function=Acts as a [[Leprechaun]] and a [[Baby Gravy Fairy]]; drops up to 5 [[devilish folio|devilish folios]] per day which enable access to [[The Suburbs of Dis]].|
throne=+10 MP/HP, delevels 30% of combat rounds |
hatchling=The Kloop in the Coop|
equipment=miniscule beatbox|
ucm=0|
sh=3|
oc=2|
hns=1|
hands=1|
wings=0|
animal=0|
clothes=0|
eyes=1|
mechanical=0|
sleaze=0|
undead=0|
hot=0|
biting=0|
quick=0|
flying=0|
evil=1|
bug=0}}

*At the end of combat:
:''Against monsters with no meat drops:''
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=What a dance your Kloop does! What a joy to behold!|l2=He folds and he flounces and shivers like mold!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop does a foxtrot, a jig, and a waltz,|l2=And it's wondrous enough to make up for its faults.}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=This Kloop is the best-dancing Kloop that you've seen!|l2=It's a dance from the heart, and the lungs, and the spleen!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop leaps and it twirls and it whirls and it scoops!|l2=It does cartwheels and jumps through a set of Kloop hoops!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop does a little soft-shoe|l2=With some shivers and shakes, like a gnu with the flu.}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=Your Kloop does a dance that's a little bit daft|l2=But you can't deny it is well-choreographed.}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop loves to dance and cavort!|l2=It's a Kloop's only hobby, religion, and sport!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=Your Kloop cuts a rug with a twirl and a leap!|l2=He spins round and around, then he drops in a heap!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop is a Kloop born to dance!|l2=A mere glance at its dance sends you into a trance!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop starts to jump and to jive,|l2=Doing a Kloop-dance on which Kloops all thrive.}}
:''Against monsters with meat drops:''
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop|l2=And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop does a Blavious dance|l2=And he shivers and winks in his Kloopish dance trance.}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin!|l2=He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants!|l2=And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe!|l2=Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances!|l2=It winks like a fink while it dances and prances!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did!|l2=Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid!}}
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=There's none who can dance and can wink like the Kloop!|l2=You're gladder than ever your Kloop's not Kloop-cooped.}}
:''Also, up to five times per day:''
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book|l2=With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.}}
{{acquire|item=devilish folio}}
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=Your Blavious Kloop knocks your foe for a loop,|l2=and it looks like that dupe will now walk with a stoop!}}
{{delevel|att=X|def=Y}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop speaks a poem whose words you can't hear,|l2=and your enemy's eyes widen widely with fear.}}
{{delevel|att=X|def=Y}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop winks from beneath his most wonderful hat!|l2=Then he hangs upside down from a tree, like a bat!}}
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Kloop clops 'round the Maypole with dozens of dances,|l2=With flounces and flippings and floombers and flances!}}
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The lips made of wax sit atop the Kloop's lips,|l2=And he smiles with a lisp as the listing lips slip.}}

==Arena Messages==
*When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:
{{rhyme|center=no|l1=The Blavious Kloop is a poet, you see|l2=At fisticuffs he's just as bad as can be!}}

==Notes==
*Similar to other [[Content Familiar|Content Familiars]], the base drop rate on devilish folios per day decreases for every additional folio you get, but for each turn you spend and do not get a folio, the drop rate for that folio increases by 5 percentage points.
:{| style="text-align: center" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 border="1px"
|+ [[devilish folio]] Drop Rates
|-
! folio #
| 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5
|-
! Drop Rate
| 25% + 5%*N || 20% + 5%*N|| 15% + 5%*N|| 10% + 5%*N|| 5% + 5%*N
|-
! Expected combats from last drop
| 3.03 || 3.42 || 3.91 || 4.52 || 5.29
|}

==References==
*The mention of rhyming demons may allude to the DC Comics version of [[wikipedia:Hell (DC Comics)|hell]].