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Mercifully unmolested, at least for the time being, by those terrible orcs, you take a look around.

Besides trees, the only thing you see is a rickety old shack made of the orcs' awful building materials. Since the Council's building inspectors never come down here anymore, it's up to you to condemn this place. And by condemn I mean destroy.

Think of the children!
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{{button|Kick it down}}
You stomp the shack into bits. X bits, to be more precise.
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{{button|Blast it down with a spell}}
You blast the shack with spell after spell until there's nothing left but rubble. X pieces of rubble, to be more precise.
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{{button|Carefully take it apart}}
You work on disassembling the shack for as long as you can stand it without getting skeeved out. You manage to extract X pieces before you leave in disgust.
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Occurs at [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp]].

==Notes==
*For all three options you will receive a combination of {{plural|morningwood plank}}, {{plural|raging hardwood plank}}, {{plural|weirdwood plank}}, {{plural|long hard screw}}, {{plural|messy butt joint}}, and {{plural|thick caulk}} equal to the number of bits, rubble or pieces you find. You always get at least 3 bridgeparts, and at most 14.
*The first option drops bridge parts based on your muscle and weapon damage: floor(sqrt((mus+flat_weapon_damage)/15*(1+percent_weapon_damage/100))).
*The second option drops bridge parts based on your mysticality and bonus spell damage: floor(sqrt((mys+flat_spell_damage)/15*(1+percent_spell_damage/100))).
**The [[Magic Dragonfish]] familiar does '''not''' count for bonus spell damage%.
*The third option drops bridge parts based on your moxie and sleaze resistance: floor(sqrt(mox/30*(1+sleaze_res*0.69))).
**Elemental resistance familiars such as the [[Exotic Parrot]] or [[Mu (familiar)|Mu]] '''do''' count for Sleaze resistance.

==References==
* The adventure title is a reference to the Charles Dickens novel [[wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]].