View source for Brock "Rocky" Flox

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|text=''Here in the ice you'll find Brock "Rocky" Flox,<br />A bruiser, a brawler (please understand fully),<br />A grown-up who nonetheless still liked to bully.<br />So roundly unpleasant to anyone meek,<br />He'd noogie each nerd and kick geeks to next week!<br />Now standing before him, you hear Mr. Flox scoff,<br />So do us a favor and knock his darn socks off.''
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|miss=He tries to Wet Willy you, but don't you fear,<br/>It's not what you think, it's just spit in your ear.

He throws a haymaker but nothing goes crunch,<br/>You dodged him! You beat "Rocky" Flox to the punch!

He tries for a wedgie; you dance out of reach,<br/>Thus saving yourself from his tug and your screech.

He calls you a nerd, but you turn a deaf ear,<br/>"Nerds are cool now, you ninny, or didn't you hear?"

You verbally smack him with words like a knife,<br/>Which makes him re-think what he's done with your life.
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{{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle|chance=80%}}
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{{acquire|item=pink-belly slapper|chance=5%}}

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Occurs at [[The Glacier of Jerks]].