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Been away from the Kingdom for a while and wanted to quickly get up to speed with the most important changes? This page lists changes to the game that fulfill the intentionally vague criteria of "significant", such as changes to quests and things that a typical player might interact with on a frequent basis, as well as links to limited time content you missed.

Check the [[Template:History|History of Loathing]] for a complete list of officially announced changes and [[Mr. Store]] for a list of previous Items of the Month.

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==January 2016==
;IOTM
:''December 31'': [[X-32-F snowman crate]] builds a [[The Snojo|snojo]] in the Big Mountains where players can fight increasingly difficult snowmen each day.
;PvP
:''January 1'': PvP this season is most optimal. Optimal fighters can earn a [[ROM of Optimality]].
;Events
:''January 3'': Crimbo Town once again faded into the mists.

==December 2015==
;IOTM
:''December 1'': [[Machine elf capsule]], which contains a reality-warping [[Machine Elf]] who grants access to [[the Deep Machine Tunnels]].
;Events
:''December 1'': The annual [[Advent Calendar (2015)|advent calendar]] arrived in players' campsites, marking the beginning of [[Crimbo#2015|Crimbo]].
:''December 14'': [[Crimbo Town (2015)|Crimbo Town]] emerged from the mountainous mists. Two warring factions, the [[The Crimbo Elf Commune|elves]] and the [[Reindeer Commune|reindeer]], wanted players' help in recruiting monsters from around the Kingdom.

==November 2015==
;IOTM
:''November 2'': [[Airplane charter: The Glaciest]] gives you passage to [[The Glaciest]], the most unlikely vacation spot in the Kingdom. Learn some [[Perfect Freeze|new bartending tricks]], or fight [[VYKEA|furniture vikings]]!
;PvP
:''November 1'': Just hear those fights a-janglin', tumblin', tanglin' too! It's a holiday season again, and [[Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!]] is back.

==October 2015==
;IOTM
:''October 5'': The [[haunted doghouse]] is home to your very own [[Hallowiener Dog]], who accompanies you when adventuring and gives you bonuses like [[Adventurer's Best Friendship|a stat-boosting effect]], [[tennis ball|banishers]], and [[Ratchet-catcher|zone-specific drops]].
;New stuff
:''October 5'': Clopedion solved the puzzle of [[The Crown of Ed the Undying|Ed's crown]], unlocking a [[Adjust your 'Edpiece|new animal]] for everyone with the item.
;Interface
:''October 6'': Daily reminders were added to the main map page.
;Events
:''October 12-14'': What light through yonder window breaks? It is [[The Time-Twitching Tower]], with a new Shakespearean level.
;Minor changes
:''October 28'': [[Electric Kool-Aid]] and {{plural|bottle of Bloodweiser}} are now available for purchase in [[The Terrified Eagle Inn]].

==September 2015==
;IOTM
:''September 2'': The [[Shrine to the Barrel god]] sets up [[Pray to the Barrel God|an altar]] in [[the Dungeoneers' Association]] that delivers a variety of barrel-related benefits.
;PvP
:''September 1'': Angry number-crunchers rejoice, because this season is a numeric season! Participants can learn to [[Calculate the Universe]].

==August 2015==
;IOTM
:''August 3'': [[Airplane charter: That 70s Volcano]] flies you to [[That 70s Volcano]], filled with heavy metal, smooth velvet, and hot lava.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''August 14'': [[Community Service]] replaces lengthy council quests with simple 60-turn buttons. How will you become a more efficient volunteer?
;Pasta revamp
:''August 11'': Three new pasta dishes are added, based on ingredients found in [[The Hidden City]].
;Zone changes
:''August 18'': The Nemesis Cave has been overhauled.
:''August 25'': [[The Barrel full of Barrels|The Barrel Full of Barrels]] has been crushed by a new, slightly different Barrel Full of Barrels, with 100% more animation.

==July 2015==
;IOTM
:''July 3'': The [[Deck of Every Card]] provides access to ascension-relevant items, powerful effects, stat gains, monsters, and so much more.
;PvP
:''July 1'': It's the return of the pirates in this PvP season! Players can earn [[Black Bart's Booty]] and acquire or upgrade their [[Pirate Bellow|Pirate Bellows]].
;Pasta revamp
:''July 7'': [[The Wok of Ages]] is removed from the game, and recipes that required it are turned into normal cooking recipes involving [[savory dry noodles]].
:''July 14'': New pasta ingredients are added to the Cyrpt, the Highlands, and the Icy Peak.
:''July 14'': [[Saucemaven]] is made less effective.
:''July 28'': New pasta dishes are added based on ingredients found in [[The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars]] and [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]].
;Interface
:''July 21'': You can now mouse over item names in your inventory to get inline descriptions.

==June 2015==
;IOTM
:''June 1'': [[Puck Man]] and [[Ms. Puck Man]] drop [[yellow pixel|a new color of pixel]], devour enemies, block their attacks, and restore HP and MP after combat.
;Goodbye Jewelrycrafting!
:''June 16'': Jewelrycrafting is removed as a type of crafting, and all former jewelrycrafting recipes are converted into meat-pasting recipes.
;New stuff
:''June 23'': The Armorer and Leggerer has a new quest in [[Madness Bakery]], a wild new low-level zone on the [[Right Side of the Tracks]].
;Zone change
:''June 2'': [[The Misspelled Cemetary]] has been reworked, and the [[Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]] has changed along with it.

==May 2015==
;IOTM
:''April 30'': The [[portable Mayo Clinic]] is your one-stop [[Your Workshed|Workshed]] shop for all your mayonnaise-related healthcare needs.
;PvP
:''May 1'': Bear Season in PvP encourages challengers to get in touch with their ursine side. Players can earn [[Essence of Bear]] for their achievements.
;Seasonal challenge path
;''May 14'': [[One Crazy Random Summer]] gives monsters dozens of new and unpredictable personality traits.
;Minor changes
:''May 13'': Combat items now have blue text explaining their effects.

==April 2015==
;IOTM
:''March 31'': [[Airplane charter: Dinseylandfill]] allows you to travel to [[Dinseylandfill]], the Kingdom's stinkiest and most depressing theme park.
;New stuff
:''April 21'': Doc Galaktik is offering a new quest, which takes place in [[The Overgrown Lot]], a new low-level zone on the [[The Wrong Side of the Tracks|Wrong Side of the Tracks]].

==March 2015==
;IOTM
:''March 2'': [[The Crown of Ed the Undying]] improves Ed's connections with his servants and Ka-dealing jackals, and can also be decorated with Nemes (''not'' pronounced "nay-mays") to adjusts its enchantments.
;PvP
:''March 1:'' This Season's PvP is all about drinking, and adventurers can win a tip to sunny [[Map to Kokomo|Kokomo]].

==February 2015==
;IOTM
:''February 2:'' The [[bottle of lovebug pheromones]] unlocks the ability to summon lovebugs in combat and attract various bugs that give you free stuff after combat.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''February 14:'' [[Actually Ed the Undying]]: If you've ever wanted to play as [[Ed the Undying]], now you can! Get revenge on yourself for stealing the Macguffin through the powers of ancient gods and curses and connections with [[The Underworld]]. Just be aware that he's hard to fix up and that he had his organs removed a long time ago.
;New stuff
:''February 9'': [[The Armory and Leggery]] now stocks utensils for the everyday spellcasters.
:''February 24'': [[The Skeleton Store]] opened up at [[The Market]]. In other news, [[The Meatsmith]] is now offering a simple quest involving said store.
;Minor Changes
:''February 7:'' All NPC shops have migrated to a new, standardized interface.
:''February 8:'' New regulations now require Spleen items to provide descriptions for quality and toxicity, and HP and MP Restorers to display the exact restoration amounts.
:''February 26:'' Like his ten times more more successful brother, [[Uncle Buck]]s are now Free Pulls from Hagnk's.

==January 2015==
;IOTM
:''December 31:'' [[Chateau Mantegna room key]], gives Adventurers a home away from home and comes with various amenities for the Adventurer's leisure (for a fee).
;Yearly familiars:
:The [[Professor of Spelunkology]] hatches into a [[Adventurous Spelunker]] ([[fairychaun]]) and gives a daily [[Tales of Spelunking (item)|Tales of Spelunking]], letting you play [[Wikipedia:Spelunky|Spelunky]] in glorious HTML format.
:The [[golden monkey statuette]] hatches into a [[Golden Monkey]] ([[volleychaun]]), drops a [[powdered gold|spleen item]] or [[gold nuggets]] when beating meatless monsters for extra profit.
;PvP
:''December 1:'' Winter is (already) here, and PvPers can [[Antagonistic Snowman Kit|build a snowman]].
;Zone Changes
:''December 31:'' The [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] got a overhaul. Like, so much that everything you knew about the Tower before isn't valid anymore.
;Ascension Changes
:''December 31:'' "Standard" is now the new standard for standard leaderboard runs, which is the same as before except you can't use content more than 3 years old. On the plus side, you get extra Karma like in Challenge Paths and [[Synthetic Suit|new]] [[Ceramic Suit|gears]] for each class every year.
;Minor Changes
:''January 21:'' You no longer need a [[O Cap'm, My Cap'm|pirate ship]] to access your Nemesis' [[Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair|volcano lair]]. Now you don't have to spend extra turns to do the Pirate quest if you went for the Copperhead charms.
:''January 30:'' [[The Black Market]] now accepts Meat as a method of payment for [[Red Zeppelin ticket]]s.

==December 2014==
;Mr. Store
:''December 7:'' Mr. Store was slightly restructured. Players can now buy a [[Uncle Buck|tenth of a Mr. A]], some older permanent offerings had their prices lowered, and [[Ms. Accessory]] is no more. Additionally, players can set up recurring monthly subscriptions via their account options.
;IOTM
:''December 1:'' The [[Crimbo Shrub]] does all kinds of things depending on what you decorated it with, including a Yellow Ray and Extra PvP fights!
;Events
:''December 1:'' The annual [[Advent Calendar (2014)|Advent Calendar]] heralds the beginning of [[Crimbo#2014|Crimbo]], as usual. Not as usual, [[sneaky wrapping paper]] was made available for the month only, plus a [[The Crimbonium Mining Camp|mysterious mine]] appeared in the Desert Beach.
:''December 7:'' [[The Crimbonium Mining Camp]] was open for business. Adventures can get beat up some elvish cyborgs for their [[High-Radiation Mining Gear|Mining Gear]] to [[Crimbonium Mine|mine]] some [[nugget of Crimbonium|highly radioactive]] and [[peppermint tailings|festive]] materials.
:''December 14:'' [[Crimbo Town (2014)|Crimbo Town]] emerges from the misty mists. This time, the [[The Crimbot Factory|factory]] was taken over by automatons, and Adventurers fought robots with [[Build a Crimbot!|robots]].
;Zone Changes
:''December 5:'' [[The Big Mountains]] got bigger and mountainser.
;Minor Updates
:''November 31:'' Adventurers can now tell if a monster has a [[Steal Accordion|stealable accordion]] by reading the description.
:''December 19:'' Now, when you take a Critical Hit from a monster, you'll know.

==November 2014==
;IOTM
:''October 31:'' [[Fist Turkey]], the spiritual successor of the [[Hand Turkey]], does all kinds of things at the start of combat, fights enemies, and drops booze to celebrate its victory.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''November 14:'' [[Picky]] forces you to take 11 skills and 3 familiars, and no more.
;PvP
:''November 1:'' 'Tis the season for some [[Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!|Holiday Fun!]]
;Events
:''October 31:'' This [[Halloween]] bought about [[Silent Invasion|suspiciously silent]] wandering [[Halloween#Halloween XLVIII|Trick-or-Treaters]]. Silently.
;Interface
:''November 12:'' The skill page is now more than just a few drop-down lists and text boxes (although the old layout is still available).
;Zone Changes
:''November 7:'' The [[Naughty Sorceress]] is now familiar-less, so players no longer have any reason to take those five familiars out of the Terrarium.
;Minor Updates
:''November 19:'' Picky's [[picky tweezers|reward]] is finally implemented.

==October 2014==
;IOTM
:''October 3:'' [[airplane charter: Conspiracy Island]], allows permanent access to [[Conspiracy Island]], which totally does not contain any sort of government cover-ups. 

==September 2014==
;IOTM
:''August 31:'' [[Thor's Pliers]], not only lets you smith and jewelrycraft things faster, it also conducts Lightning (for you to use, not as in zapping you).
;PvP
:''August 31:'' It's Pirate Season, and the [[The Swagger Shop|Swagger Shack]] is loaded with [[Black Bart's Booty]].
;Zone Changes
:''September 1:'' [[Seaside Town]] got an expansion to make room for... more room.
:''September 19:'' For those who didn't watch [[Wikipedia:Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle|that movie]] to get the reference, [[The Road to White Citadel]] is revamped to add a variety of other references.
;Minor Updates
:''September 16:'' Those [[Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles|goggles]] from 2014's [[Xi Receiver Unit|Con item]], [[they]] do something now.

==August 2014==
;IOTM
:''August 1:'' [[The Confiscator's Grimoire]], lets users [[Summon Confiscated Things]].
;Seasonal challenge path
:''August 14:'' [[Heavy Rains]]: A massive downpour causes fights to become a lot tougher and items to get flooded away, but those who can brave the storm can [[Heavy Rains#Skills|harness its powers]].
;Interface
:''August 1:'' The old, text-y top menu is now replaced with a new, customizable menu.
:''August 24:'' A new mobile device-friendly interface was introduced.
;Events
:''August 24:'' [[The Time-Twitching Tower]] took us to ancient Rome.

==July 2014==
;IOTM
:''July 3:'' [[Clan speakeasy]], a [[VIP Lounge]] item, allows members to discreetly purchase perfectly legal booze. Special drinks are made available by speaking the right password.
;Class Changes
:''July 15:'' The method of [[Turtle Taming]] was revamped, and several new turtles were added.
;Events
:''July 26:'' [[The Time-Twitching Tower]] reemerges with some Roaring Twenties.
;Minor Updates
:''July 22:'' The [[Monster Manuel]] now unlocks some new avatar-changing potions.

==June 2014==
;IOTM
:''June 2:'' The [[still grill]] hatches into a [[Galloping Grill]].
;Zone Changes 
:''June 2:'' [[The Ancient Buried Pyramid]] went through a minor revamp.
;Events
:''June 22:'' The first part of [[The Time-Twitching Tower]] emerged in [[Seaside Town]] for about 2 days.
;Minor Updates
:''June 15:'' Newbies are now qualified for a one-time [[One Bucket|un-falling down drunk card]].

==May 2014==
;IOTM
:''May 1:'' [[airplane charter: Spring Break Beach]], allows permanent access to a [[Spring Break Beach]], no familiar dropped items required! (For those without the IotM, you can get a [[one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach|one-day ticket]] in the mall).
;Gameplay Changes
:''May 14:'' [[Monster Level]] now give more stats per ML, but makes the monsters even tougher by giving them bonus effects and resistances. Stat gains from non-combats were reduced as well.
;Zone revamp
:''May 14:'' [[Spookyraven Manor]] was revamped, resulting in five new zones, [[Spookyraven Manor Quest|a plurality]] of [[Lights Out Quest|new quests]], many new adventures, a bunch of new items and other new things. New.
:''May 19:'' [[The Black Forest]] got some changes. The forest now requires some exploration to find non-combat choices. Also, new black monsters were added, and the [[Black Knight]] died or something.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''May 14:'' [[Slow and Steady]] forces players to work with 100 Adventures a day, no more, no less.
:Also added is a new rule that prevents old content from being used in an in-season challenge run, but completing the path in-season gives you a bonus reward. This applies to ''all'' challenge paths henceforth.
;Events
:''May 24:'' The [[Twitch Livestream World Event I|first ever Twitch Livestream World Event]] took place.

==April 2014==
;IOTM
:''Apr 1:'' [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]], a [[Your Workshed|workshed]] appliance that allows players to extract monsters' DNA and buff themselves.
;April Fools!
:[[The Spectral Pickle Factory]] reappeared, and "support for Australian browsers" was added--all images were flipped 180 degrees.

==March 2014==
;IOTM
:''1 Mar:'' [[Sneaky Pete's leather jacket]], a shirt that makes [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete]] runs better. It may be pulled for free in Hardcore AoSP runs.
;Shirts!
:''1 Mar:'' A new quest at [[the Thinknerd Warehouse]] lets players [[Torso Awaregness|learn about their torsos]], no matter what moon sign they are.
;Zone Changes
:''6 Mar:'' If you haven't unlocked it by Level 6, there's a new quest for opening the [[Hidden Temple]].
:''10 Mar:'' [[Lobsterfrogman|Lobsterfrogmen]] at [[Sonofa Beach]] are now guaranteed to occur every 12 turns spent in the zone, starting on turn 13, preventing long runs of horrible bad luck.

==February 2014==
;IOTM
:''1 Feb:'' [[Buddy Bjorn]], a back item that, like the [[Crown of Thrones]], allows you to wear familiars on your back for various effects.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''15 Feb:'' [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete]]: You're an awesome motorcycle-riding badass who's always accompanied by a studio audience. Just stay cool.
;Quest Revamps
:''19 Feb:'' A new quest provides an alternative route to the Palindome. Involves new zones--[[the Copperhead Club]] and the [[the Red Zeppelin's Mooring|Red Zeppelin]].
;Zone Changes
:''28 Feb:'' The Palindome has some new art, and its section of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] has been changed slightly.

==January 2014==
;IOTM
:''1 Jan:'' [[Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog]], a seed item to grow {{plural|ice harvest}}, {{plural|snow berries}}, and {{plural|frost flower}} in your campground.
;Yearly familiars:
:The [[Hibernating Grimstone Golem]] hatches into a [[Grimstone Golem]] ([[fairychaun]]) and gives a daily [[grimstone mask]] which can be used to explore numerous twisted fairy tales.
:The [[Praying Grim Brother]] hatches into a [[Grim Brother]] ([[volleychaun]]), drops a [[grim fairy tale|spleen item]], and can give one of [[Barely Tales|three 30-turn buffs]] once a day.
;Events
:''6 Jan:'' Crimbo Town fades away.
;Minor Changes
:''13 Jan:'' Running away from a combat now causes you to drop any Meat you gained during that fight.
;BHH Update!
:''14 Jan:'' The [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|Bounty Hunter Hunter]] is revamped, adding new bounties and allowing the completion of three bounties a day.

==December 2013==
;IOTM
:''1 Dec:'' [[The Smith's Tome]] brings powerful equipment, epic food & booze, and The Smiths references for all!
;Events
:''1 Dec:'' The annual [[Advent Calendar (2013)|Advent Calendar]] heralds the beginning of [[Crimbo#2013|Crimbo]].
:''14 Dec:'' [[Crimbo Town (2013)|Crimbo Town]] emerges from the misty mists.  Uncle Crimbo's robotic toymakers are under attack by technologically advanced warbears, and (surprisingly!) he needs your help.  [[Your Workshed]] becomes a new game feature.

==November 2013==
;IOTM
:''1 Nov:'' The [[Pantsgiving]] pants are totally Pants!
;Events
:''6-10 Nov:'' A [[Portal to the Spirit World]] appeared, awaking major changes in [[Turtle Tamer]]s. Some old skills have changed and many new Guild skills are available. The fourth of the [[class revamps]].
:''13-16 Nov:'' [[Peripatetic Pasta]] wandered the land, inducing major changes in [[Pastamancer]]s and [[Sauceror]]s. Some old skills have changed and many new Guild skills are available. The fifth and final of the [[class revamps]].
:''16 Nov:'' In an event completely unrelated to the Peripatetic Pasta invasion, [[Seal Clubber]]s got a few tweaks.
:''20 Nov:'' [[The Unpermery]] became a thing, albeit not a permanent thing.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''15 Nov:'' [[Class Act II: A Class For Pigs]], for this class act, classless skills can be used, skills from other classes cannot be used, and you start with all of the skills for your class. But that's not all: there are changes to stat gains and +ML.

==October 2013==
;IOTM
:''1 Oct:'' The [[deanimated reanimator's coffin]] hatches a monster-body-part collecting [[Reanimated Reanimator]].
;Events
:''19-24 Oct:'' [[The Space Odyssey Discotheque]] appeared, triggering major changes in [[Disco Bandit]]s. Some old skills have changed and many new Guild skills are available. The second of the [[class revamps]].
:''29 Oct to 2 Nov:'' [[Wandering Accordionists]] roamed the land, inducing major changes in [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]. Some old skills have changed and many new Guild skills are available. The third of the [[class revamps]].
:''25 Oct to 1 Nov:'' A week-long [[Halloween]] with a completely new way to [[Trick or Treat!]]
;Zone Change
:''29 Oct:'' The [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert|Desert]] part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] has been thoroughly changed.

==September 2013==
;IOTM
:''31 Aug:'' [[KoLHS Pep Squad Box|IOTM]] a new [[Steam-Powered Cheerleader|steamy cheerleader familiar]] which starts each day extra powerful but power decays with use.
;Events
:''24-26 Sep:'' An [[Infernal Incursion]] induced major changes in [[Seal Clubber]]s. Some old skills have changed and many new Guild skills are available. The first of the [[class revamps]].

==August 2013==
;IOTM
:''1 Aug:'' [[Folder Holder]] accessory that holds folders allowing the customization of benefits. Folder selection retained through ascension. This IOTM was delayed one day.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''14 Aug:'' [[KOLHS]]: Summer is over, time to go back to [[KoL High School|high school]].
;Zone Changes
:''17 Aug:'' [[The Daily Dungeon]] completely changed, and [[Gelatinous Cubeling]] now drops items that help in the DD.
:''24 Aug:'' [[The Hidden City]] has completely changed.
:''29 Aug:'' [[Degrassi Knoll]] has completely changed.
:''30 Aug:'' [[The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency|The Shore]] has completely changed, and [[Desert Beach]] has slightly changed.
;Minor Updates
:''14 Aug:'' The [[smut orc pervert]] can no longer be copied, but appears more often.

==July 2013==
;IOTM
:''July 3:'' [[Clan hot dog stand]], a [[VIP Lounge]] item, lets a guy sell hot dog to members.
;Interface
:The left hand side [[Options|Character Pane]] now can (and will by default) show icons to reapply buffs from skills or items, and can use {{plural|anti-anti-antidote}} or {{plural|soft green echo eyedrop antidote}} via a right-click, in the same manner as "shrug off".
;Clan
:''27 July:'' [[Dreadsylvania]], a new clan dungeon with a difficulty (not speed) scoring mechanic.

==June 2013==
;IOTM
:''June 1:'' [[Adventurer clone egg]] which hatches into a [[Mini-Adventurer]], your own [[Familiars|pet]] Mini-Seal Clubber / Mini-Turtle Tamer / Mini-Pastamancer / Mini-Sauceror / Mini-Disco Bandit / Mini-Accordion Thief. (Class resets on [[Ascension]].)
;Events
:[[Little Canadia]] has had a makeover. It has a spunky new hairdo and a sweet [[Marty's House|new quest]]. 

==May 2013==
;IOTM
:''May 1:'' [[Order of the Green Thumb Order Form]], which allows access to the [[The Florist Friar's Cottage|Florist Friar]], who can plant useful plants in the zones you adventure in.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''May 14:'' [[BIG!]]: "You begin the game much larger (level 15), but all of the monsters are larger too!"
;Mechanics
:''May 22:'' The way ranged damage is calculated [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=200513 was changed], and [[Moxious Maneuver]] was eliminated.

==April 2013==
;IOTM
:''Apr 1:'' The [[Libram of Pulled Taffy]] allows the [[Summon Taffy|summoning]] of pulled taffy, which has particularly useful effects in [[the Sea]].
;April Fools!
:[[The Spectral Pickle Factory]] reappeared.
;Sea Improvements - The Seven Weeks of March
:The improvements to [[the Sea]] that were originally planned to happen in March extended to April as well, including an end to the [[Sea Monkees Quest]].

==March 2013==
;IOTM
:''Mar 1:'' [[Jarlsberg's pan]] is an off-hand item that makes [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]] better, including turning germy food into potion making {{plural|Cosmic Calorie}}.  It may be pulled in hardcore Avatar of Jarlsberg runs.
;March Long Sea Improvement
:Includes new undersea [[semi-rare]]s, and new undersea zones, eg [[The Coral Corral]]

==February 2013==
;IOTM
:[[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card]] when used subscribes you to a daily [[GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine]] in your kmail (shares a slot with  [[your Pen Pal]]).  Each magazine opens a new randomized [[The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon|dungeon zone]]
;Events
:New items available in [[The Dungeoneer's Association Vending Machine|the Dungeoneer's Association vending machine]]: three spellbooks and one familiar.
:''Febrary 18'': The [[Giant Trash Quest|level 10 quest]] has been fleshed out a bit. There are [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky|more giants and more giant stuff]].
;Seasonal challenge path
:''Febrary 14'': [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]: It is time for us to become sweet wizards, one and all.

==January 2013==
;Events
:Zones want to be free!  Stat requirements on zones are now recommendations, rather than requirements.
;Yearly familiars:
:*[[Dreaming Jung man]] hatches into [[Angry Jung Man]] ([[fairychaun]]) and gives a daily [[psychoanalytic jar]] which can be used to explore the psychoses of various NPCs.
:*[[Avatar of the Unconscious Collective]] hatches into [[Unconscious Collective]] ([[volleychaun]]), drops a [[Unconscious Collective Dream Jar|spleen item]], gives 3 [[Resting##Free Rests|free rests]] per day, and [[Unconscious Collective dream messages|special dream messages]].
;IOTM
:The [[Snow Suit]] is a tunable familiar equipment item.

==December 2012==
;IOTM
:''December 1'': The [[Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts]] grants [[Summon Geeky Gifts]].
;Events
:Limited time content: [[Crimbo#2012|Crimbo 2012]].  Anime elves and tacos.

==November 2012==
;IOTM
:''November 1'': The [[deactivated nanobots]] hatch into a [[Nanorhino]].
;Events
:''November 14:'' There is now a completely new quest to cross [[The Orc Chasm]] and help someone on the other side.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''November 14:'' [[Class Act]]: "It's class warfare! You will only be able to use permed skills from your own class."

==October 2012==
;IOTM
:''October 1'': [[Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog]], a seed item to grow [[skeleton]]s in your campground.
;Events
:''October 5'': Outside of Ronin or Hardcore, each of the Tomes can be used the full three times per day. 
:''October 24'': The [[Silent Invasion]], features the return of the [[four-shadowed mime]]s.

==September 2012==
;IOTM
:''September 1'':The [[box of bear arms]] has a pair of arms that can be equipped separately or together, and are initial item (not even a Hagnk's pull) for those in the [[Zombie Slayer]] path.
;Events
:''September 18'': new (permanent) item added to [[Mr. Store]], the [[Monster Manuel]], who will help you gather interesting facts and boring statistics about the monsters you encounter.

==August 2012==
;IOTM
:''August 2:'' The [[Unagnimated Gnome]], a fairy-type familiar with various equipment items to add other abilities.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''August 14:'' [[Zombie Slayer]].  The dead are rising! Okay, it's been known to happen from time to time -- zombies aren't exactly rare in the Kingdom -- but this time it's serious! Take up arms to fight the undead hordes, before the entire Kingdom falls to a zombie apocalypse!

==July 2012==
;IOTM
:''July 1:'' The [[Camp Scout backpack]] is available for purchase. The backpack gives +15% item drops in the new back item slot and drops useful items throughout the day (even from Hagnk's for HC players).
;Events
:''July 24:'' [[Mt. McLargeHuge]] got a makeover, with a new [[The Trapper's Cabin|Trapper]], and slightly different tasks to complete the quest.

==June 2012==
;IOTM
:''June 1:'' The [[Artistic Goth Kid]] is available for purchase. The Goth Kid functions similar to a [[Mini-Hipster]] and gives out extra PVP fights.
;Events
:''June 12:'' A series of [[Brushfires]] break out on [[The Nearby Plains]]. The outbreak was preceded by suspicious  messages in the [[Cobb's Knob]].
;Mechanics
:''June 28:'' Adventurers learned they have [[Back Items|backs]].

==May 2012==
;IOTM
:''May 1:'' The [[Olympic-sized Clan crate]] installs [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool]] in your clan VIP Lounge.
;PvP
:''May 1:'' Complete overhaul of [[PvP]] combat. The first season begins. 
;Seasonal challenge path
:''May 15:'' [[Bugbear Invasion]].  In an alternate timeline, an alien bugbear attack force replaces the Naughty Sorceress as the threat to the kingdom.
;Minor Updates
:''May 1:'' Visiting the hermit no longer consumes permits, and hacking with the hermit script now increases the number of clovers he doles out.
:''May 1:'' Also, the rims moved from the hermit to the market.
:''May 21:'' [[Flavour of Magic]] and [[Iron Palm Technique]] are now togglable intrinsics.

==April 2012==
;IOTM
:''Apr 1:'' [[Boris's Helm]] helps out in combat, regenerates MP, boosts your familiar/minstrel, and can (optionally) give +15ML.  It may be pulled in hardcore Avatar of Boris runs.
;April Fools!
:''Apr 1:'' [[Four-shadowed mime]]s attack the kingdom, dropping fragments of their soul.

==March 2012==
;IOTM
:''Mar 1:'' The [[Small Medium]] hatchling, which becomes the [[Happy Medium]], a volleyball that boosts initiative and can siphon booze from foes. 
;Zone Change
:''Mar 15:'' Total revamp of [[The Hidden Temple]]
;Minor Updates
:''Mar 1:'' Intrinsic effects on items were replaced with regular enchantments.
:''Mar 1:'' Mosquitoes were beefed up a bit.

==February 2012==
;IOTM 
:''Feb 1:'' The [[can of Rain-Doh]], which when used produces several colourful items, including a spooky putty sheet equivalent. 
;Seasonal challenge path
:''Feb 15:''  [[Avatar of Boris]].  Live the life of a mighty warrior from the Time of Old!  You can't use your permed skills, but can learn from 30 new ones.
;Minor Updates
:''Feb 2:'' The blackbird no longer flies away when you use the map.
:''Feb 15:'' The bonerdagon and NS no longer destroy combat items upon blocking them.
:''Feb 18:'' Oh, and ditto for the shadow.

==January 2012==
;Yearly Familiars 
:''Jan 1:'' The start of a new tradition introduced two new 2 Mr. A familiars,
::[[The Groose in the Hoose]],  a volleychaun which drops spleen items,
::[[The Kloop in the Coop]], a fairychaun that allows access to [[The Suburbs of Dis|Dis]].
;IOTM 
:''Jan 1:'' The [[Libram of Resolutions]].
;Minor updates
:''Jan 19:'' A "reset button" allows a run to be restarted after 11 days, popping you back to Valhalla.
:''Jan 25:'' Passive skill descriptions added.
:''Jan 25:'' Nerfing of MP/HP passives, change to [[Skin of the Leatherback]]

==December 2011==
;IOTM 
:''Dec 1:'' [[Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog]], which when purchased and planted provides the [[peppermint patch]], a pumpkin replacement.
;Crimbo 2011 
:''Dec 1:'' Punch out your advent calendar to unlock adventures in [[The Lollipop Forest]], the [[Fudge Mountain]] and [[The Gummi Mine]].
:''Dec 17:''  [[Crimbo Town (2011)]] appeared from the mists.
:''Jan 3:'' Crimbo ends.

==November 2011==
;IOTM 
:''Nov 1:'' The [[Fancypants Scarecrow]] hatchling becomes the [[stuffed-shirt scarecrow]], a hatrack for pants.
;Seasonal challenge path
:''Nov 15:'' [[Trendy]].  Forbids use of content (such as skills, items, or familiars) that has been unavailable for longer than a year.

==October 2011==
;IOTM 
:''Oct 3:'' The [[Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit]] is released, with the bind-on-use [[plastic vampire fangs]] inside.  In addition to a few chat effects, they let you [[Feed]] and [[Interview With You|vamp out]].
;Halloween event 
:''Oct 16&ndash;31:'' [[The Haunted Sorority House]] clan dungeon.
;Minor updates
:''Oct 6:'' An optional yet ''hilarious'' [[fullness]] counter may now be enabled.
:''Oct 17:'' [[Outfit]] names now link to a description of that outfit's special effect, and several that lacked enchantments now possess one.
:''Oct 18:'' Limited-time skill books now turn into used copies when used.

==September 2011==
;IOTM
:''Sep 3:'' The [[Tome of Clip Art]] allows the [[Summon Clip Art|summoning of many items]].
;KoLCon
:''Sep 9&ndash;11:'' at [[KoL Con|KolCon VIII]] the [[Gygaxian Libram]] was available for purchase.
;Server hacking!
:''Sep 26&ndash;27:'' The servers are compromised.  In the aftermath, {{plural|phish stick}} are rewarded to those who change their passwords.

==August 2011==
*[[The Dungeoneer's Association Vending Machine|You can now choose]] your reward from completing [[The Daily Dungeon]].
*'''[[Special challenge path]]''': [[Way of the Surprising Fist]].
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[NPZR chemistry set]]s.

==July 2011==
*A new '''/timer''' [[Chat Guide: Commands|chat command]] will allow you to keep track of timed events such as [[Semi-Rare Adventures]] without the need for third party tools.
*The guild entrance challenges have been replaced with a mini-quest.

==June 2011==
*Hardcore ascenders can now freely access non-hardcore permed skills after freeing the King.
*The [[Continuum transfunctioner]] needed to access the [[8-Bit Realm]] is now an accessory.
*Limited time content: [[A Pile of Old Servers]].

==May 2011==
*Limited time content: [[Valhalla Invasion]].
*'''Major revamp''': [[Ascension]] and [[Beyond the Pale|Valhalla]] were revamped with the aim of removing the need to do "preparation" ascensions for starting equipment and consumables.
**The old equipment and consumable rewards now drop when defeating [[The Naughty Sorceress]]. In their absence, ascending earns you [[Karma]] which you can spend on replacement [[Pet Heaven|equipment]] and [[The Deli Lama|consumables]], and you gain more flexibility in how you can [[Jermery's Permery|perm skills]]. Choosing ascensions with more restrictions earn more Karma.
**[[Special challenge path]]s were implemented, [[Bees Hate You]] was the first.
**[[Stat Days]] no longer give extra stats while under hardcore or ronin restrictions (but still do outside ascension restrictions), however [[Moon Sign]]s now give extra stats all day every day.
*The food and drink from a [[Knob Goblin lunchbox]] now give the same adventures as [[tasty tart]]s and [[distilled fortified wine]], the other semi-rare food and drink.

==April 2011==
*[[The Cyrpt]] and [[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest|its associated quest]] were revamped.
*The inventory, closet and Hagnk's interfaces were improved.
*[[The Naughty Sorceress]]'s combat mechanics changed slightly, with high Mysticality reducing her block rate.

==March 2011==
*[[Cell 37]], a new optional mini quest in the [[Cobb's Knob Menagerie]] was implemented.
*Limited time content: [[Drunksgiving]].

==February 2011==
*The account menu was given a makeover. A quest tracker is also available which will tell you what you were supposed to be doing for any active quest, although it is not yet implemented for many of the later quests.
*[[The Cake-Shaped Arena]] requires less turns to get familiar equipment and will only give a [[lead necklace]] if the familiar used has no unique equipment.
*[[Cobb's Knob]] and [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest|its associated quest]] were revamped. The laboratory shop is now [[The Knob Dispensary]] and does not require equipping the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]] on every visit.
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Strange cube]]s.

==January 2011==
*Many consumables have less variance in the amount of adventures that they give.
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones]].
*You no longer need to equip the [[pool cue]] when adventuring in [[the Haunted Billiards Room]] in search of the [[Spookyraven library key]].
*[[Azazel, Ma Belle|The quest to get your steel organ]] was revamped. [[The Deep Fat Friars' Gate]] was removed and replaced with [[Pandamonium]].

==December 2010==
*Limited time content: [[Crimbo#2010|Crimbo 2010]].  Unemployed CRIMBCO elves were found in [[Elf Alley]] inside [[Hobopolis]].
*K-Mail messages are now automatically deleted after two weeks. Your saved K-Mails have been deleted.
*[[Snakehead charrrm]]s are now obtained slightly differently, via the [[gaudy key]] dropped by the [[gaudy pirate]].

==November 2010==
*You can now gain access to the [[Desert Beach]] by buying a [[Desert bus pass|bus pass]] from the [[The Market]] as an alternative to making a [[Bitchin' meatcar]]. [[Mr. Alarm, I Presarm|Mr. Alarm]] will also show you the way to [[Whitey's Grove]] if you can't access it otherwise.
*[[Screambat]]s added to zones in [[The Bat Hole]] as an alternative to using [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]]s.

==October 2010==
*[[The Sewer]] was removed, starting items and trinkets needed to access [[The Hermitage]] are gained directly from using [[chewing gum on a string]] from your inventory.
*Starting combat skills can be used for free if you are the respective class.
*[[The Typical Tavern]] was revamped.
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Quantum taco]]s.
*Limited time content: [[A Skeleton Invasion!]]. This event also relocated areas inside [[Seaside Town]] to other areas across the Kingdom.

==September 2010==
*Limited time content: [[Bigg's Dig]].
*'''Major revamp''': Numerous changes were made to the cooking and cocktailcrafting systems.
**Most recipes no longer cost an adventure to cook/mix, only those using ingredients marked as fancy cost an adventure or use up in-a-box charges.
**Food and drink now give an indication of their quality in their description.
**[[Ode to Booze]] and [[milk of magnesium]] were changed, you now lose turns of the effects when you eat/drink equal to the amount of organ space used. Each turn of effect used this way gives one additional adventure.
**[[Sushi-rolling mat]]s are cheaper but no longer persist across ascensions once used.

==August 2010==
*[[The Opossum]] and [[The Blender|Blender]] [[moon sign]]s now give only 5 bonus adventures per day, and are given all at once on your first food or drink of the day.
*Limited time content: [[Uncle P's Antiques]] sold [[Antique pair of blue jeans]].
*The zones in the [[Copse of the Deep Fat Friars]] gained additional non-combats needed to complete the [[Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest|quest]].
*Non-combats in [[The Spooky Forest]] were collapsed into one large choice adventure.

==July 2010==
*Pastamancers can now summon [[Pasta Guardians]] on any round of combat.
*The cost of guild skills were changed, the lower levels are considerably cheaper and the final levels a bit more expensive.
*The [[Bad Moon]] skills [[Pride]] and [[Gluttony]] now change stomach capacity instead of food quality.

==June 2010==
*Limited time content: [[Uncle P's Antiques]] sold [[Antique 8-Bit Power magazine]].
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[The Art of Slapfighting]].

==May 2010==
;IOTM:
:''3 May:'' [[Crown of Thrones]], a hat that allows you to wear your familiars on your head for various effects.
*Limited time content: [[Uncle P's Antiques]] sold [[Antique bottle opener]].

==April 2010==
*Limited time content: [[Uncle P's Antiques]] sold [[Antique record album]].
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Schrödinger's thermos]] and [[A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes]].
*[[Combat Macros]] were implemented to help speed up the repetitive parts of combat.

==March 2010==
*Limited time content: [[Uncle P's Antiques]] sold [[Antique painting of a landscape]].
*[[The Enormous Greater-Than Sign]] had its non-combats collapsed into one large choice adventure. The monsters were made a bit stronger too.
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Uncle Romulus]].

==February 2010==
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (item)|Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration]].

==January 2010==
*Limited time content: [[The Traveling Trader]] sold [[Zu Mannkäse Dienen]] and [[Colorful plastic ball]]s.
*Familiars can now be marked as "favorite", with your favorite familiars being quickly accessible by right-clicking the familiar on your character pane.
*You can now see what effects usable potion items will give you via the item description.

==December 2009==
*Crimbo Town appears and disappears yet again, this time led by [[Don Crimbo]].

==October 2009==
*[[The Shivering Timbers]] appears as a limited time zone as [[Arrrbor Day]] fell close to [[Halloween]]. Players could also obtain an [[Underworld trunk]] and a [[Underworld acorn]] (which would grow into an [[Underworld sapling]], the familiar hatchling for a [[Underworld Bonsai]]).
*The 3 versions of [[Don't Hold a Grudge]] adventure in [[The Haunted Bathroom]] were folded into a single choice adventure.

==September 2009==
*The right-click menu is implemented.
*[[Heartbreaker's Hotel]] finally opens, giving [[Bad Moon]] a Mind-Control Device.
*The [[Unexplained Tremors]] event finally ends.

==August 2009==
*At long last, [[The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave|the first area]] of the new Nemesis quest gets released.

==July 2009==
*The [[Unexplained Tremors]] event begins. It will eventually result in lowering MP costs for spells across the board, and allowing them to land critical hits.
*The [[Slimeling]] is finally implemented.

==May 2009==
*The [[Clan VIP Lounge]] officially opens it doors. Well, if you were [[Clan VIP Lounge invitation|invited]].
*Clan Dungeon #2 opens up. It is [[The Slime Tube]].
*The [[ring of teleportation]] is implemented after Billy Pilgrim tours the entire Kingdom and defeats the Naughty Sorceress in only 33 days and 6,736 turns.
*More turtles could be found by [[Turtle Taming]].
*[[Thrust-Smack]] and [[Lunging Thrust-Smack]] are both ever so slightly unnerfed...now they finally regain their autohit status that was removed as a result of NS13. If you're a [[Seal Clubber]] and have a 2-handed club equipped.

==April 2009==
*Ronin now ends when the prism is smashed.
*The [[Dwarven Factory Complex]] opens, allowing access to a pretty easy quest and a pretty hard puzzle.

==March 2009==
*[[Grandpa]] Sea Monkee awakens. 
*Various new [[Pasta Guardians]] and [[ranged weapons]] are scattered throughout the Kingdom.

==February 2009==
*Accounts are no longer deleted due to inactivity.
*More special [[pickpocket]]able-only items are added.
*The [[Knob Goblin King]] will now drop the [[Cobb's Knob lab key]] if you haven't already found it by the time you defeat him.
*Status effects now show what they do.

==December 2007==
*[[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]] got a makeover and added several new zones.

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