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{{battle|text=You ring the nasty bell. Instead of a nice peal, it makes an unappealing squelching noise, which is quickly drowned out by an even more unappealing squelching noise as a dripping horror staggers into view and starts flailing its terrible, too-long arms at you.
|hit=The Chosen hatefully flings a glob of something foul and curdled at you. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}}

A wave of hatred pours out of the Chosen and pounds your right in the nose. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}}
|miss=The Chosen hatefully flings a glob of something foul and curdled a few feet over your head.

A wave of hatred pours out of the Chosen and somewhere off to your left.
|critical=The scent of Yog-urts hatred fills your nostrils and wracks your soul. {{critical}} {{ouch|8}} {{element|stench}}
|fumble=}}
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=glass of goat's milk|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=glass of goat's milk|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=milk of magnesium|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese|chance=25%}}
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=Hatorade|chance=20%}}
{{stat|}}
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Occurs when using a [[nasty desk bell]].

==Notes==
*Gives the bell back if you lose:
:Defeated, you drop your gaze to the ground and notice something there.{{acquire|item=nasty desk bell}}
*{{Uncopyable}}
*Cannot be staggered:
:The Chosen hates you too much to be stopped.
*All non-sleaze damage is reduced to 1 (Cold is doubled to 2).
[[Category:Free Fights]]