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{{familiar
|famid=16
|name=Cocoabo
|H1=Chocolate feathers
|H2=Healing, fighting scavenging
|H3=Give monsters the bird.
|ability=Does lots of crazy things
|function=Restores equal amounts of [[HP]] and [[MP]], attacks the enemy, confuses the enemy, or finds [[meat]].
|throne=All Attributes +10, sometimes gives [[white chocolate chips]]
|hatchling=cocoa egg
|equipment=chocolate spurs
|sh=3
|oc=0
|ucm=2
|hns=1
|hands=0
|wings=1
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}

*Regular messages:
*:<name> coos softly, and nuzzles you with his beak. {{HP|amount=X}}{{MP|amount=X}}
*:<name> paws at the ground for a second, and then charges your opponent, bashing him for X damage.
*:<name> squawks loudly and runs in a circle around your opponent. He looks a little bit confused. {{delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<name> roots around in the ground, and comes up with some Meat. He wings it to you. {{meat|amount=X}}
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<Name> looks startled, shouts "Kweh!" and lays an egg! Wait, no, that wasn't an egg. Ew. {{acquire|item=white chocolate chips}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:You hear a startled "Kweh!" from behind you, and an odd smell. With an aggrieved sign, you stop and clean out the Buddy Bjorn. {{acquire|item=white chocolate chips}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> scratches on the ground and finds some meat your foe dropped in all the excitement.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> does The Funky Chicken around the maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> smiles uncomfortably with his wax lips. If anyone asks, "do cocoabos have lips?", now the answer is "yes."

==Arena Messages==
*When entered in an Obstacle Course:
*:<name> is no good at the obstacle course race. Nobody is quite sure why.

==Notes==
*The Cocoabo acts 1/3 of the time. Until round 10, each of the four actions is equally likely. After round 10, it will attack 50% of the time, heal or confuse 25% of the time, and will not produce meat.
*'''Healing''': The Cocoabo heals between X+6 to X+8 HP and MP, where X is the Cocoabo's weight.
*'''Damage''': The Cocoabo deals X+1 to X+3 damage.
*'''Confusion''': The Cocoabo delevels an opponent by (X+1)/3 and can have a range if weight returns a fractional number.
*'''Meat''': An estimated formula for the meat obtained is A(X+B), where A is a random value from 3 to 5 and B is a random value from 1 to 3. This produces a range of 3X+3 to 5X+15.  
*:It averages at 4X+8 meat dropped without the effect of limit breaks (see below).  Above 16 lbs (accounting for limit breaks) it averages ax+b with a = 5.4 ± 0.1, and b = -8.8 ± 2.6.
*When the Cocoabo gets a <font color=red>LIMIT BREAK!</font>, its action is increased in effectiveness.
**For healing, the range becomes 2X+7 to 2X+11. (To be more exact, the base rate for the Cocoabo is X+5+1d3. When there is a limit break, the X and 1d3 are doubled, but not the 5. At 20 pounds, the Cocoabo restores 26-28 HP/MP, but 47, 49, or 51 HP/MP on a limit break.)
**For all other actions, the effectiveness is doubled.
**LIMIT BREAKs occur when the Cocoabo is 17 pounds or greater about 25% of the time.
*The [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]] is a stronger version of the Cocoabo. The only difference is that the NPZR can also stun a foe by pummeling it in the head with a piece of toast (and that all the NPZR's attacks are about twice as effective, except from the meatgain attack, heals and mp restores).
*The [[Stocking Mimic]] is another version of the Cocoabo, but with a different weight gain mechanic and with powerful candy drops.
*There exists a [[stuffed cocoabo|stuffed]] version of this familiar.
*When in the [[Crown of Thrones]], you will get [[white chocolate chips]] only once per combat.

==References==
*This familiar is a chocolatey play on the [[Wikipedia:Chocobo|Chocobo]] from the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|''Final Fantasy'']] video game series.
*[[Cocoabo]]s also occasionally have a <font color=red>LIMIT BREAK!</font> These also have their origins in [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|''Final Fantasy'']] (specifically, in the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|seventh installment]]), as special combat moves. Though really only used in Final Fantasy VII and the American version of Final Fantasy VIII (in Japanese FF8, Limit Breaks were called simply Special Attacks), the term "[[Wikipedia:Limit Breaks|Limit Break]]" has become slang for powerful attacks in many [[Wikipedia:role playing games|RPG]]s.
*The maypole message mentions the [[Wikipedia:Funky Chicken|Funky Chicken]], a novelty dance invented by [[Wikipedia:Rufus Thomas|Rufus Thomas]] in 1969.  (It also refers to the fact that a Chocobo resembles a chicken).
*The Arena message upon entering a Cocoabo in the obstacle course race is likely a reference to the difficulty of piloting Chocobos in [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy X|Final Fantasy X]] minigames.  It may also be a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Chocobo Racing|Chocobo Racing]].<!--please explain-->
*To "Give someone the bird" is to present the middle finger to them, a very rude gesture, though overused.
*The wax lips message is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Proverb|proverbial interrogative]] "Does a chicken have lips?"