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'''The Crimbo Town Toy Factory''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2011)|Crimbo Town 2011]] at [[The Big Mountains]]. Adventurers can exchange [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2011)|Candy Credits]] for Crimbo gifts to be delivered to the recipient of their choosing or given to the needy.
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| valign="top" | [[File:elf raconteur.gif|Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy]]
|'''Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy:'''<p><b></b></p><p>Hey. Hey, quotid! Hey. Have you, listen. Have you, have you got any candy credits? If, you know, if you have any, listen. If you have some candy credits you wanna trade in, I can fix you up real nice. You fix us up, we fix you up, right? You can, listen. You can buy presents with candy credits, you can buy 'em for your friends or, listen. You can buy 'em for the needy. You can't, you know, you can't buy 'em for yourself, though. They're presents. Now, you got candy credits? Quotid, did you trade us in some candy? 'Cause, listen. 'Cause we need that candy.</p>
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!colspan=5|Big Gifts
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!colspan=2|Item:||Cost:||
{{StoreItem|item=Fuzzby|price='''500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Jackass Plumber home game|price='''1,000'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Trivial Avocations board game|price='''1,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Tickle-Me Emilio (hatchling)|price='''2,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
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!colspan=5|Stocking Stuffers
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!colspan=2|Item:||Cost:||
{{StoreItem|item=pack of pogs|price='''100'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
{{StoreItem|item=jerky coins|price='''50'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
{{StoreItem|item=Go-Wassail|price='''50'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
{{StoreItem|item=Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide|price='''30'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
{{StoreItem|item=bottle of bubbles|price='''30'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
{{StoreItem|item=wind-up meatcar|price='''30'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send Some}}
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*''When sending a big gift'': 
:Good choice, quotid, good choice. My elves will make sure, listen. My elves will make sure that present goes where it's supposed to, okay? Now go trade some more candy. We're dyin' over here.
*''When sending a stocking stuffer'':
:Don't worry, quotid, my elves will, listen. My elves will stuff that stocking just right, okay? Now go get some more, listen. Go get some more candy and trade it in, okay?
*''Trying to send a gift you can't afford'': 
:Your fingers are writing checks that your Crimbo Credit Balance can't cash. 
*''Attempting to send yourself a gift'':
:You can't send yourself a present.
*''Attempting to send a gift the store doesn't offer'':
:Invalid gift selected. Bah Humbug!
*''Attempting to send a gift to someone that has ignored you'':
:You can't send a gift to that player because you are on his or her ignore list.
*''Attempting to send a big gift to someone who already has one'':
:The factory workers inform you that your intended recipient already has one of those.

==Notes==
*When you got a gift from the toy factory, chat and the recent events log would display:
:YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has stuffed your stocking.
:YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has placed a present under the tree for you.

==References==
*The word "quotid" is short for [[Wiktionary:quotidian|quotidian]] and is what elves [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4085747&postcount=1&highlight=quotid call adventurers behind their backs] in the Kingdom.

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