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[[Image:crimborg4.gif|center|Crimborg Nutrition Station]]

'''Crimborg Nutrition Station''' was located in [[Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future]].

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| [[image:borgelf3.gif|Killer Festive Cooking Elfbot]]
| '''<s>Killer</s> Festive Cooking Elfbot'''

"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."

You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu. 
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==Items Sold==
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Dinner
{{RestaurantItem|item=gumdrop chow mein|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candy cane pizza|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread stir-fry|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 fullness}}
|}
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Cocktails
{{RestaurantItem|item=eggnogtini|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candycaine|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=braincracker sweet|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 drunkenness}}
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==Notes==
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.
*The food here is the same as that served in [[The Crimbo Cafe]].

==See Also==
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]

==References==
*The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to the interface and virtual reality from the "[[wikipedia:The Matrix series|Matrix]]" trilogy. Also, after consumption of each item, there is a mention of it tasting like chicken, which is also a reference to The Matrix.

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