View source for Deck of Every Card (Effects Table)

This is a condensed list of possible outcomes when [[Deck of Every Card (adventure)|drawing a card]] from your [[Deck of Every Card]].

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! Card Name !! Effect Type !! Effect !! Notes
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| X of Clubs || Item || Get X (2-10) [[Seal-clubbing club]] and 3 PvP fights ||
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| X of Diamonds || Item || Get X (2-10) [[cubic zirconia]] || Autosell for 100 meat each
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| X of Hearts || Item || Get X (2-10) [[bubblegum heart]] || Each restores 80-100 HP when used
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| X of Spades || Item || Get X (2-10) [[grave robbing shovel]] || Also gain X letters of [[Deck of Every Card spades puzzle|the puzzle]].
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| X of Papayas || Item || Get X (2-10) [[papaya]] ||
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| X of Kumquats || Item || Get X (2-10) [[kumquat]] ||
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| X of Salads || Item || Get X (2-10) [[delicious salad]] ||
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| X of Coins || Item || Get X (2-5) [[valuable coin]] || Autosell for 500 meat each
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| X of Cups || Item || Get X (2-5) drinks || Any drink?  [[fountain 'soda']] ; [[Neuromancer]] ; [[ocean motion]] ; [[shot of tomato schnapps]]
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| X of Swords || Item || Get X (2-5) swords || Any sword?
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| X of Wands || Buff || Get X (2-5) random effects || 5 adventures each of 2-5 effects (any effect? exceptions unknown)
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| 0 - The Fool || Buff || [[Dancin' Fool]] (20 adventures) || +200% Moxie
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| I - The Magician || Buff || [[Magicianship]] (20 adventures) || +200% Mysticality
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| II - The High Priestess || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Hippies|Hippy]] ||
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| III - The Empress || Stats || Gain 500 mysticality stats ||
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| IV - The Emperor || Monster || Fight [[The Emperor]] || Obtain 1 piece of [[The Emperor's New Clothes]] outfit
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| V - The Hierophant || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Dudes|Dude]]||
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| VI - The Lovers || Stats || Gain 500 moxie stats || 
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| VII - The Chariot || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Constructs|Construct]] ||
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| IX - The Hermit || Monster || Fight [[Hermit (monster)|The Hermit]] || Seems unbeatable. Gain [[hermit factoid]] upon losing.
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| X - The Wheel of Fortune || Buff || [[Fortune of the Wheel]] (20 adventures) || +100% Item Drops
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| XI - Strength || Buff || [[Strongly Motivated]] (20 adventures) || +200% Muscle
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| XII - The Hanged Man || Monster || Fight an [[:Category:Orcs|Orc]]||
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| XIII - Death || Monster || Fight an [[:Category:Undead|Undead]] enemy||
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| XIV - Temperance || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Hobos|Hobo]]||
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| XV - The Devil || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Demons|Demon]]||
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| XVI - The Tower || Item || Get a random dungeon key || Will give you one you do not currently have in your inventory.
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| XVII - The Star || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Constellations|Constellation]]||
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| XVIII - The Moon || Monster || Fight [[:Category:Horrors|Horror]]||
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| XXI - The World || Stats || Gain 500 muscle stats || 
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| Plains || Item || Get [[white mana]] ||
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| Swamp || Item || Get [[black mana]] ||
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| Mountain || Item || Get [[red mana]] ||
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| Forest || Item || Get [[green mana]] ||
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| Island || Item || Get [[blue mana]] ||
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| Healing Salve || Skill || Learn [[Healing Salve]] || If already known, get [[white mana]]. Costs 1 white mana to gain 3,000 [[HP]] in combat.
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| Dark Ritual || Skill || Learn [[Dark Ritual]] || If already known, get [[black mana]]. Costs 1 black mana to gain 3,000 [[MP]] out of combat.
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| Lightning bolt || Skill || Learn [[Lightning Bolt (Deck of Every Card)|Lightning Bolt]] || If already known, get [[red mana]]. Costs 1 red mana to deal 3,000 damage.
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| Giant Growth || Skill || Learn [[Giant Growth (skill)|Giant Growth]] || If already known, get [[green mana]]. Costs 1 green mana to gain +300% to all stats for 1 Adventure in combat.
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| Ancestral Recall || Skill || Learn [[Ancestral Recall]] || If already known, get [[blue mana]]. Costs 1 blue mana to gain 3 Adventures. Limit 10 casts/day.
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| The Hive || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Bugs|Bug]]||
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| Goblin Sapper || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Goblins|Goblin]]||
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| Fire Elemental || Monster || Fight an [[:Category:Elementals|Elemental]]||
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| Unstable Portal || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Weird|Weird]] enemy||
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| Lead Pipe || Item || Get [[lead pipe]] (1-handed club) || 
*  +100% Muscle 
* Maximum HP +50 
* disappears at end of day
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| Rope || Item || Get [[rope]] (1-handed whip)|| 
* +2 muscle stats per fight 
* +10 familiar weight 
* disappears at end of day
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| Wrench || Item || Get [[wrench]] (1-handed utensil) || 
* +100% spell damage 
* Maximum MP + 50 
* disappears at end of day
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| Candlestick || Item || Get [[candlestick]] (1-handed wand) || 
* +100% mysticality 
* +2 mysticality stats per fight 
* disappears at end of day
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| Knife || Item || Get [[knife]] (1-handed knife) || 
* +100% moxie 
* +50% meat 
* disappears at end of day
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| Revolver || Item || Get [[revolver]] (1-handed pistol) || 
* +2 moxie stats per fight 
* +50% combat initiative 
* disappears at end of day
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| Professor Plum || Item || Get 10 [[plum]] ||
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| Spare Tire || Item || Get [[tires]] ||
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| Extra Tank || Item || Get [[full meat tank]] ||
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| Sheep || Item || Get 3 [[stone wool]] ||
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| Year of Plenty || Item || Get 5 random foods ||
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| Mine || Item || Get [[chrome ore]], [[asbestos ore]], and [[linoleum ore]] ||
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| Laboratory || Item || Get 5 random potions ||
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| Werewolf || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Beasts|Beast]]||
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| Go Fish || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Fish|Fish]]||
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| Plantable Greeting Card || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Plants|Plant]]||
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| Pirate Greeting Card || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Pirates|Pirate]]||
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| Christmas Card || Monster || Fight an [[:Category:Elves|Elf]]||
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| Gift Card || Item || Get [[Gift card]] || Use to receive a random draw from the [[Deck of Every Card]], but only if you do not own a Deck.
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| Suit Warehouse Discount Card || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Penguins|Penguin]]||
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| 1952 Mickey Mantle || Item || Get [[1952 Mickey Mantle card]] || Autosell 10000 meat
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| Slimer Trading Card || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Slimes|Slime]] ||
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| Aquarius Horoscope || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Mer-Kin|Mer-Kin]]||
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| Hunky Fireman Card || Monster || Fight a [[:Category:Humanoids|Humanoid]]||
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| Green Card || Monster || Fight [[legal alien]] ||
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| The Race Card || Buff || [[Racing!]] (20 adventures) || +200% Combat Initiative
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==Notes==
* You can only cheat any particular card once per day. Cards cheated on a day will not be available in the Cheat menu again until Rollover.
* Random monster cards will only produce monsters which are copyable and have factoids.

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