View source for Deck of Every Card (adventure)

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Below are the possible results of drawing a card. For a concise list of results, see [[Deck of Every Card (Effects Table)]].

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{{button|Draw a card}}

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{{Card|middle=[[File:club.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Clubs|desc=You feel a tap on your shoulder.|button=Turn Around|post=You turn around just in time to see some jerk throw a bunch of clubs at you. What a jerk, that jerk is!{{acquire|item=seal-clubbing club|num=X}}You gain 3 PvP Fights.|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:baconstone.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Diamonds|desc=You notice a small velvet bag on the ground at your feet.|button=Grab It|post=You open the bag. It's full of diamonds! Wait, no, not diamonds. Fake diamonds.{{acquire|item=cubic zirconia|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:cartoonheart.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Hearts|desc=The hearts on the card look weird and puffy.|button=Look closer...|post=You discover that the hearts are made of bubblegum. You peel them off and stick them in your sack.{{acquire|item=bubblegum heart|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:shovel.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Spades|desc=You notice a stack of shovels on the ground in front of a nearby stack of tombstones.|button=Grab Them|post=You grab the shovels. There's something written on the ground under the shovels: <X letter string>{{acquire|item=grave robbing shovel|num=X}}|center=y}}

''(See [[Deck of Every Card spades puzzle]] for details)''
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{{Card|middle=[[File:papaya.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Papayas|desc=You look down and see a pile of papayas. A pa-pile-a, if you will.|button=Grab 'em!|post=You pa-pick up the papayas and shove them into your pa-pack.{{acquire|item=papaya|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:kumquat.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Kumquats|desc=Kumquats! Kumquats everywhere!|button=Scoop them up!|post=You scoop up all the kumquats.
{{acquire|item=kumquat|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:salad.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|10}}|name=X of Salads|desc=You look down and see something hilarious.|button=Ha!  Ha ha ha!|post=You laugh and laugh and laugh. {{acquire|item=delicious salad|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:goldcoin.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|5}}|name=X of Coins|desc=Oh, huh -- the coins are actually real coins, stuck to the card!|button=Nice!|post=You pry off the coins and shove them into your coin purse. Which you have. Because you are 900 years old.{{acquire|item=valuable coin|num=X}}|center=y}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:coffeecup.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|5}}|name=X of Cups|desc=The cups on the card seem... oddly three-dimensional.|button=Investigate|post=To your astonishment, you find that the cups are real. And to your delight, you find that they are full of booze!<br/>''You acquire X random booze items''}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:nicesword.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|5}}|name=X of Swords|desc=My God. It's full of swords.|button=Sweet!|post=You grab the swords off of the card before it occurs to you that they're not actually real swords. <br/>''You acquire X random swords''}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:wand.gif]]|number={{#rand:2|5}}|name=X of Wands|desc=The wands on the card twinkle and you notice that they're all pointed at you.|button=Uh oh...|post=The wands all fire at once, enchanting the crap out of you.<br/>''You acquire 5 turns of X random effects''}}
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{{Card|title='''0 - The Fool'''|middle=[[File:clown.gif]]|name=0 - The Fool|desc=A silly fool dances foolishly on the card.|button=Watch him dance!|post=You watch the fool dance for a while, and it turns out that when he dances, the whole world dances with him. At least the part of the world that contains you.<br />{{acquireEffect|effect=Dancin' Fool (Deck of Every Card)|duration=20}}}}
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{{Card|title='''I - The Magician'''|middle=[[File:fernswarthy.gif]]|name=I - The Magician|desc=A canny-looking magician glares at you wryly from the card.|button=Glare right back at him.|post=You lock eyes with the magician and feel your brain fill up with magic.<br />{{acquireEffect|effect=Magicianship|duration=20}}}}
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{{Card|title='''II - The High Priestess'''|middle=[[File:warhipc2.gif]]||name=II - The High Priestess|desc=How did her eyes get so red?|button=Who knows!|postcombatphylum=Hippy}}
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{{Card|title='''III - The Empress'''|middle=[[File:twins_ginger.gif]]||name=III - The Empress|desc=This card depicts a crazy-looking woman holding a crazy-looking book (not pictured).|button=Read Her Book|post=You flip through the Empress's book. It turns out to be a book of magic tricks!{{stat|mys=gain 500}}}}
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{{Card|title='''IV - The Emperor'''|middle=[[File:runningman.gif]]||name=IV - The Emperor|desc=This card just has a naked dude on it...|button=Turn Away|postcombat=The Emperor}}
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{{Card|title='''V - The Hierophant'''|middle=[[File:warehouseclerk.gif]]|name=V - The Hierophant|desc=What is a hierophant, anyway. Just some dude?|button=Probably just some dude|postcombatphylum=dude}}
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{{Card|title='''VI - The Lovers'''|middle=[[File:kok_lovers.gif]]||name=VI - The Lovers|desc=This card depicts two attractive people gazing lovingly into each others' eyes.|button=Gaze along with them|post=Dang. Those two are ''nasty''.{{stat|mox=gain 500}}}}
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{{Card|title='''VII - The Chariot'''|middle=[[File:carriage.gif]]|name=VII - The Chariot|desc=What a confusing contrivance this conveyance is.|button=Contemptible.|postcombatphylum=Construct}}
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{{Card|title='''IX - The Hermit'''|middle=[[File:hermit.gif]]|name=IX - The Hermit|desc=Look at that guy. So smug. So sure he can't be killed.|button=You'll show him|postcombat=Hermit (monster)}}
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{{Card|title='''X - The Wheel of Fortune'''|middle=[[File:chorewheel.gif]]|name=X - The Wheel of Fortune|desc=This card has a little wheel pinned to the center of it.|button=Spin it.|post=You spin the wheel and it clicks to a stop on a space marked 'Fortune.'{{acquireEffect|effect=Fortune of the Wheel|duration=20|}}}}
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{{Card|title='''XI - Strength'''|middle=[[File:thegym.gif]]|name=XI - Strength|desc=You almost feel like you could walk right into the tiny gym on this card...|button=Feel the burn!|post=You imagine yourself going inside the tiny gym and being made to feel self-conscious by a bunch of shirtless muscle-bros.<br />{{acquireEffect|effect=Strongly Motivated|duration=20}}}}
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{{Card|title='''XII - The Hanged Man'''|middle=[[File:chad.gif]]|name=XII - The Hanged Man|desc=Ugh. This guy.|button=Ridiculous.|postcombatphylum=Orc}}
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{{Card|title='''XIII - Death'''|middle=[[File:reaper.gif]]|name=XIII - Death|desc=The reaper regards you dispassionately from the center of the card.|button=Gaze into his eyes...|postcombatphylum=Undead}}
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{{Card|title='''XIV - Temperance'''|middle=[[File:hobo.gif]]|name=XIV - Temperance|desc=I guess this must be a card from the Ironic Tarot.|button=Don't you think?|postcombatphylum=hobo}}
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{{Card|title='''XV - The Devil'''|middle=[[File:spelunkdevil.gif]]|name=XV - The Devil|desc=The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was appearing on this card.|button=And for his next trick...|postcombatphylum=demon}}
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{{Card|title='''XVI - The Tower'''|middle=[[File:tower_adv.gif]]|name=XVI - The Tower|desc=That tower looks familiar...|button=Take a closer look.|post=You take a shower, then you shake the tower until a key falls out. {{acquire|item=Boris's key}} ''or'' {{acquire|item=Jarlsberg's key}} ''or'' {{acquire|item=Sneaky Pete's key}}}}
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{{Card|title='''XVII - The Star'''|middle=[[File:goldstar.gif]]|name=XVII - The Star|desc=Oh, hey, a star.|button=Wish upon it.|postcombatphylum=constellation}}
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{{Card|title='''XVIII - The Moon'''|middle=[[File:moon8.gif]]|name=XVIII - The Moon|desc=Ugh. Space. Who needs it. It's just all full of horrors!|button=Horrors, I tell ya.|postcombatphylum=horror}}
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{{Card|title='''XXI - The World'''|middle=[[File:globe.gif]]||name=XXI - The World|desc=This card has the whole world on it!|button=Pick it up.|post=You sit there for a minute imagining that you are Atlas. Then you shrug it off.{{stat|mus=gain 500}}}}
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{{Card|title=Plains|middle=[[File:plains4.gif]]|type=Land|text=Tap: Add one white mana to your mana pool.|name=Plains|desc=This card has a picture of some plains on it.|button=Tap It|post=You twist the card to the right and a weird little coin thing pops out.<br />{{acquire|item=white mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Swamp|middle=[[File:swampy.gif]]|type=Land|text=Tap: Add one black mana to your mana pool.|name=Swamp|desc=This card has a picture of a swamp on it.|button=Tap It|post=You twist the card to the right and a weird little coin thing pops out.<br />{{acquire|item=black mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Mountain|middle=[[File:fudgemountain.gif]]|type=Land|text=Tap: Add one red mana to your mana pool.|name=Mountain|desc=This card has a picture of a mountain on it.|button=Tap It|post=You twist the card to the right and a weird little coin thing pops out.<br />{{acquire|item=red mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Forest|middle=[[File:hedgerow.gif]]|type=Land|text=Tap: Add one green mana to your mana pool.|name=Forest|desc=This card has a picture of a forest on it.|button=Tap It|post=You twist the card to the right and a weird little coin thing pops out.<br />{{acquire|item=green mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Island|middle=[[File:oasis.gif]]|type=Land|text=Tap: Add one blue mana to your mana pool.|name=Island|desc=This card has a picture of an island on it.|button=Tap It|post=You twist the card to the right and a weird little coin thing pops out.<br />{{acquire|item=blue mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Healing Salve  (W)|middle=[[File:claypot.gif]]|type=Instant|text=Gain 3 life.|name=Healing Salve|desc=This card looks like it contains a magic spell of some kind.|button=Memorize It|post=You memorize the spell. It doesn't take very long.<br />{{acquireSkill|skill=Healing Salve}}<br />''Or, if you already know the skill:''<br />You already know this spell, so you just tear off the top right corner of the card and shove it in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=white mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Dark Ritual (B)|middle=[[File:dodecagram2.gif]]|type=Instant|text=Add 3 black mana to your mana pool.|name=Dark Ritual|desc=This card looks like it contains a magic spell of some kind.|button=Memorize It|post=You memorize the spell. It doesn't take very long.<br />{{acquireSkill|skill=Dark Ritual}}<br />''Or, if you already know the skill:''<br />You already know this spell, so you just tear off the top right corner of the card and shove it in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=black mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Lightning Bolt  R|middle=[[File:cloudstrike.gif]]|type=Instant|text=Deal 3 damage|name=Lightning Bolt|desc=This card looks like it contains a ''super powerful'' magic spell of some kind.|button=Memorize It|post=You memorize the spell. It doesn't take very long.<br />{{acquireSkill|skill=Lightning Bolt (Deck of Every Card)}}<br />''Or, if you already know the skill:''<br />You already know this spell, so you just tear off the top right corner of the card and shove it in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=red mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Giant Growth  (G)|middle=[[File:rat.gif]]|type=Instant|text=Target creature gains +3/+3 until end of turn.|name=Giant Growth|desc=This card looks like it contains a magic spell of some kind.|button=Memorize It|post=You memorize the spell. It doesn't take very long.<br />{{acquireSkill|skill=Giant Growth (skill)|Giant Growth}}<br />''Or, if you already know the skill:''<br />You already know this spell, so you just tear off the top right corner of the card and shove it in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=green mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=Ancestral Recall  (L)|middle=[[File:river2.gif]]|type=Instant|text=Draw 3 cards.|name=Ancestral Recall|desc=This card looks like it contains a magic spell of some kind.|button=Memorize it|post=You memorize the spell. It doesn't take very long.<br />{{acquireSkill|skill=Ancestral Recall}}<br />''Or, if you already know the skill:''<br />You already know this spell, so you just tear off the top right corner of the card and shove it in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=blue mana}}}}
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{{Card|title=The Hive  (5)|middle=[[File:beehive-adventure.gif]]|text=(5)(T): Put a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying named Wasp onto the battlefield.<br /><font size="1">Illus. Sandra Everingham</font>|name=The Hive|desc=The hive on this card buzzes in much the same way a real hive buzzes.|button=Poke it with a stick|postcombatphylum=Bug}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:kg_haremguard.gif]]|text=Has +4 Attack while your opponent has 6 or more cards in hand.|name=Goblin Sapper|title=<table width=100%><tr><td><font size=5>3</font></td></tr></table>|bottom=<table width=100%><tr><td><font size=5>2</font></td><td align=right><font size=5>4</font></td></tr></table>|desc=This card depicts an untrustworthy goblin. Which is to say... a goblin.|button=Fail to trust him.|postcombatphylum=goblin}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:firebat.gif]]|text=<center>'''Fire Elemental'''</center><br/>Battlecry: Deal 3 damage.|name=Fire Elemental|title=<table width=100%><tr><td><font size=5>6</font></td></tr></table>|bottom=<table width=100%><tr><td><font size=5>6</font></td><td align=right><font size=5>5</font></td></tr></table><br/>|desc=|button=Play the Card|postcombatphylum=elemental}}
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{{Card|middle=[[File:spiralbig.gif]]|text=<center>'''Unstable Portal'''</center><br/>Add a random minion to your hand. It costs (3) less.|name=Unstable Portal|title=<table width=100%><tr><td><font size=5>2</font></td></tr></table>|desc=You wonder what's inside...|button=Find out!|postcombatphylum=Weird}}
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{{Card|title='''Lead Pipe'''|middle=[[File:leadpipe.gif]]|name=Lead Pipe|desc=This card has a lead pipe on it, and also the words 'Lead Pipe.'|button=Look Closer.|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon!<br />{{acquire|item=lead pipe}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Rope'''|middle=[[File:lasso.gif]]|name=Rope|desc=This card has a rope on it. Er, a picture of a rope, I guess.|button=Look closer|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon!<br />{{acquire|item=rope}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Wrench'''|middle=[[File:monkeywrench.gif]]|name=Wrench|desc=This card has a picture of a wrench on it.|button=Look Closer.|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon!<br />{{acquire|item=wrench}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Candlestick'''|middle=[[File:candlestick.gif]]|name=Candlestick|desc=This card has a picture of a candlestick on it.|button=Look Closer.|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon! {{acquire|item=candlestick}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Knife'''|middle=[[File:colaknife.gif]]|name=Knife|desc=That's not a knife -- it's a card with a picture of a knife on it.|button=Look closer|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon!<br />{{acquire|item=knife}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Revolver'''|middle=[[File:sixshooter.gif]]|name=Revolver|desc=You rotate the card to reveal a revolver. Ha ha.|button=Look Closer|post=You look under the card and find an actual weapon!<br />{{acquire|item=revolver}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Professor Plum'''|middle=[[File:drawkward.gif]]|name=Professor Plum|desc=Wait... This guy looks familiar...|button=Check inside his coat for weapons.|post=You check inside Professor Plum's coat -- turns out he's smuggling plums! {{acquire|item=plum|num=10}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Spare Tire'''|middle=[[File:tire.gif]]|name=Spare Tire|desc=You should really start paying more attention to your diet, ha ha ha.|button=Look Closer.|post=You take the card to a weird store where you can trade cards for the objects depicted on them, as long as those objects are a tire. It is a ''really'' weird store.<br />{{acquire|item=tires}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Extra Tank'''|middle=[[File:tank.gif]]|name=Extra Tank|desc=This card has a picture of a gas tank on it.|button=Look Closer.|post=You trick a one-eyed gnoll into trading you a real fuel tank for a picture of a fuel tank. He doesn't have any depth perception you see.{{acquire|item=full meat tank}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Sheep'''|middle=[[File:stone_sheep.gif]]|name=Sheep|desc=This card depicting a sheep fills you with shear joy.|button=Ugh.|post=Turns out the sheep is scratch-and-sniff, and when you scratch it some wool comes loose.{{acquire|item=stone wool|num=3}}}}
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{{Card|title='''Year of Plenty'''|middle=[[File:DinnerEncounter.gif]]|name=Year of Plenty|text=Take any 2 resources from the bank. Add them to your hand. They can be 2 of the same resource or 2 different resources.|desc=Two resources! You can live like a king!|button=Do it. Live like a King.|post=The card inspires you to see what you've got lying around the kitchen and whip up a feast of your own.<br/>''You acquire 5 random food items''}}
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{{Card|title=MINE|middle=[[File:mineshaft.gif]]|name=Mine|text=Trash a Treasure card from your hand. Gain a Treasure card costing up to (3) more; put it in your hand.<br />
<center><big>(5)  ACTION</big></center>|desc=This seems really complicated and boring...|button=Oh well.  See what's inside the mine.|post=You reach into the paper mineshaft and grab all the ore you can fit in one hand.{{acquire|item=linoleum ore}}{{acquire|item=asbestos ore}}{{acquire|item=chrome ore}}}}
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{{Card|title=LABORATORY|middle=[[File:still.gif]]|name=Laboratory|text=<center>'''+2 Cards<br />+1 Action'''</center><br /><br /><br /><br /><center><big>(5)  ACTION</big></center>|desc=Oh good, you're always on the lookout for some action.|button=Get it.|post=You grab a few pictures of potions off of the picture of an alchemist's desk.<br/>''You acquire 5 random potions''}}
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{{card|middle=[[File:werewolf.gif]]|bottom='''WEREWOLF'''|name=Werewolf|desc=This card depicts a savage beast. Good thing it's just a picture, and not really here...|button=Or isn't it?|postcombatphylum=beast}}
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{{card|middle=<font size="+4">'''GO FISH'''</font>|name=Go Fish|desc=You are almost certain that there's no such card as this.|button=Oh well.  Go fish anyway.|postcombatphylum=Fish}}
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{{card|title=Get Well Soon!|middle=[[File:dv_seedpod.gif]]|number=P|name=Plantable Greeting Card|desc=This is one of those greeting cards with seeds woven into the recycled paper it's made out of.|button=Cool. Plant it.|postcombatphylum=plant}}
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{{card|title='''Happy Birthday!'''|middle=[[File:pirate1.gif]]|text=To my favorite Pieces of 8-Year-Old Nephew!|name=Pirate Birthday Card|desc=That joke doesn't even make any sense!|button=Ugh.  The worst!|postcombatphylum=pirate}}
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{{card|middle=[[File:elf_raconteur.gif]]|text=Merry Christmas, Walter!|name=Christmas Card|desc=Huh. You didn't even know they ''made'' name-specific Christmas cards.|button=Also, what's Christmas?|postcombatphylum=Elf}}
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{{card|title=Gift Card|middle=[[File:present.gif]]|name=Gift Card|desc=Hmm. Kinda... nonspecific.|button=Oh well.|post=You shove the gift card in your pocket.<br />{{acquire|item=gift card}}}}
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{{card|title=Fancy Suit<br>Warehouse|middle=[[File:peng_ent.gif]]|type=10% Discount Card|name=Suit Warehouse Discount Card|desc=You've been meaning to get a new suit.|button=Grab the card|postcombatphylum=penguin}}
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{{card|title='''Mickey Mantle '''|name=1952 Mickey Mantle|desc=You flip over the top card, which turns out to be an incredibly valuable baseball card!|button=Woah!|post=You look around to make sure nobody's watching, then you pocket the card.{{acquire|item=1952 Mickey Mantle card}}}}
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{{card|middle=[[File:slimer.gif]]|text=THE RETURN OF SLIMER|name=Slimer Trading Card|desc=Yuck, what a gross ghost. A ghrost.|button=So slimy|postcombatphylum=slime}}
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{{card|title='''Aquarius'''|middle=[[File:merkinposeur.gif]]|text=Abandon hope for future plans...|name=Aquarius Horoscope|desc=That's pretty depressing, as horoscopes go.|button=Oh well.  Abandon away.|postcombatphylum=Mer-Kin}}
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{{card|middle=[[File:handymanjay.gif]]|name=Hunky Fireman Card|desc=This fireman doesn't look quite human.|button=Look more closely.|postcombatphylum=humanoid}}
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{{card|title='''Green Card'''|text=Good for one (1) citizenship.|name=Green Card|desc=Whoah, hey -- you've heard these things are really hard to get!|button=Grab It!|postcombat=legal alien}}
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{{card|middle=<font size="+3">'''RACE'''</font>|name=The Race Card|desc=Huh. You didn't think this was a literal card.|button=Read it more closely.|post=You read the card. 'RACE,' it says. 'Okay,' you reply.<br />{{acquireEffect|effect=Racing!|duration=20}}}}
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Occurs when [[Deck of Every Card|drawing a card]] or using [[gift card]].

==References==
* The first two sets of cards are references to the [[wikipedia:Minor Arcana|Minor]] and [[wikipedia:Major Arcana|Major Arcana]] of Tarot cards.
* The next two sets are, respectively, the basic lands and the "Boon Cycle" cards of ''[[wikipedia:Magic: the Gathering|Magic: the Gathering]]''. The Hive is also a ''Magic'' card.
* The Goblin Sapper, Fire Elemental, and Unstable Portal cards are references to ''[[wikipedia:Hearthstone|Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft]]''.
* The six weapons and Professor Plum are from ''[[wikipedia:Cluedo|Cluedo]]'', known as ''Clue'' in North America.
* Sheep and Year of Plenty are from ''[[wikipedia:Catan|The Settlers of Catan]]''.
* Mine and Laboratory are from ''[[wikipedia:Dominion (card game)|Dominion]]'', another card game.
* The Spare Tire and Extra Tank are from ''[[wikipedia:Mille Bornes|Mille Bornes]]''.
* The Werewolf is from the card game also known as [[wikipedia:Mafia (party game)|Werewolf]] (or mafia, but in that case the card would say 'Mafia'). It has been published by many companies under many names, but can also be played with a regular deck of cards, or even without any cards at all. The cardless variety is incredibly popular online.
* The Go Fish card is a reference to the game [[wikipedia:Go Fish|Go Fish]], and no, it doesn't actually contain a "Go Fish" card.
* A [[wikipedia:green card|green card]] refers to two different pieces of U.S. documentation, which both relate to the legal residency status of immigrants.
* The [[wikipedia:Race card|race card]] is a rhetorical device whereby you attempt to diffuse an opponent's argument by accusing them of racism.