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{{NeedsSpading|Some results have inexact values.}}

{{adventuretop|name=Doing the Maths||num=1103}}
<a large space of random numbers appearing and disappearing>
<center>
{|
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|<text entry field>
|{{button|Calculate the Universe|center=n}}
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|}</center>
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You take out your calculator and start making a calculation to calculate your current number

<pre><input>
+ lifetimes
+ <moon sign>
× melancholy plus advancement
+ length of your current piece of string
<result></pre>

You consult your table of Numberology for the final digits and...
{{acquire}}
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="sortable"
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Number
! Result
|-
|0
|Meat: 0
|-
|1
|item: [[seal-clubbing club]]
|-
|2
|effect: [[Sleepy]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|3
|effect: [[Confused]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|4
|effect: [[Embarrassed]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|5
|effect: [[Far Out]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|6
|effect: [[Wings]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|7
|effect: [[Beaten Up]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|8
|effect: [[Hardly Poisoned at All]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|9
|effect: [[Knob Goblin Perfume]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|10
|effect: [[Steroid Boost]] (100 Adventures)
|-
|11
|Drunkenness: -1 to +3
|-
|12
|fight [[Gnollish Gearhead]]
|-
|13
|"Nothing seems to happen. Or does it."
|-
|14
|item: [[moxie weed]] (14)
|-
|15
|Meat: 15
|-
|16
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (2-3)
|-
|17
|Adventures: +1
|-
|18
|item: [[bottle of gin]] or [[bottle of rum]] or [[bottle of vodka]] or [[bottle of whiskey]]
|-
|19
|Moxie: ~21
|-
|20
|Mainstat: ~19-20
|-
|21
|PvP fights: +1
|-
|22
|item: [[pygmy phone number]]
|-
|23
|Muscle: ~22
|-
|27
|Moxie: ~25
|-
|30
|fight [[ghuol]]
|-
|33
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (1-3)
|-
|34
|Mainstat: ~38-50
|-
|35
|Muscle: lose ~38
|-
|36
|Adventures: +2
|-
|37
|PvP fights: +3
|-
|38
|Myst: ?
|-
|40
|Meat: 40
|-
|43
|Muscle: ~26
|-
|44
|item: [[bottle of gin]] or [[bottle of rum]] or [[bottle of vodka]] or [[bottle of whiskey]]
|-
|45
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (?)
|-
|47
|Moxie: ~44
|-
|48
|fight [[your butt]]
|-
|49
|Mainstat: gain ~49
|-
|50
|Myst: lose ~53-57
|-
|51
|fight [[War Frat 151st Infantryman]]
|-
|57
|Moxie: ~46
|-
|58
|effect: [[Teleportitis]] (10 Adventures)
|-
|63
|Muscle: ~46-40
|-
|66
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (2?)
|-
|68
|Myst: ~33-41
|-
|69
|Adventures: +3
|-
|70
|Mainstat: ~77
|-
|71
|Myst: lose ~70
|-
|75
|item: [[bottle of gin]] or [[bottle of rum]] or [[bottle of vodka]] or [[bottle of whiskey]]
|-
|77
|item: [[spooky stick]]
|-
|78
|Myst: ~41
|-
|83
|Muscle: ~50
|-
|87
|Moxie: ~40-52
|-
|88
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (?)
|-
|89
|Mainstat: ~89
|-
|90
|Muscle: lose ~97
|-
|93
|Meat: 93
|-
|97
|item: [[magicalness-in-a-can]] (?)
|-
|98
|Myst: ~58
|-
|99
|item: [[bottle of gin]] or [[bottle of rum]] or [[bottle of vodka]] or [[bottle of whiskey]]
|}

==Notes==
*Occurs after casting [[Calculate the Universe]].
*The result is: (<input> + <number of past ascensions> + <[[Moon sign]]>) * (<current spleen fullness> + <level>) + <adventures remaining>.
** Note that if you are coming out of an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] run and cast Calculate the Universe on the same day you finished the path, if you used spleen items to go over 15 toxicity while still Ed, then that is the spleen value that will be used in the calculation even after your max spleen size is reset to 15.
*You use the last two digits of the result to find out what you get (so if your result is 4523459, then you use 59).
*Numbers not on the list give the result:
:You can't find that number in the chart! Try again.
*What you get is currently being spaded [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11Na_MtdZu-KDyRt_uHqkih5hZdfdvTN_gj0rk39_o0s/edit#gid=367297663 here].
*Ezandora has an easy-to-use numberologometer here: [http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/numberology.html http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/numberology.html].
*On August 31, 2022, a new line started appearing after use:
:(Note: Limited to 3 uses in Ronin or Hardcore)