View source for Dolores D. Smiley

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|text=''You know that one person who's always so perky,<br />Who thinks that she's really adorably quirky?<br />Well, that's what you get with Dolores D. Smiley.<br />She spit out catchphrases and did it un-shyly.<br />"Working hard? Hardly working? Work smarter, not harder!<br />"Hang in there!" she'd say, with unlimited ardor.<br />"Well, it looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!"<br />She'd say, in what she must have thought was a fun way.<br />So she was imprisoned in ice when she died.<br />"Is it cold enough for ya?" she says, smiling wide.''
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|miss=Her phone rings, she answers. You listen and sigh,<br/>She keeps saying "'kay now," and she ends with "buh-bye."

She says, "T.G.I.F!" as she smiles and she beams,<br/>You'd happily rip her apart at the seams.

She hands you a stress ball that's yellow and black,<br/>You blink at it blankly and then hand it back.

She hands you a memo. You read it and yawn,<br/>Then you light it on fire and bid it begone.

She leaves you a note that's in Comic Sans font,<br/>You laugh at her loudly! You laugh and you taunt!
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Occurs at [[The Glacier of Jerks]].