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This describes how the Skeletons in [[Dreadsylvanian Castle]] are named.
*[[Cold skeleton]]
*[[Hot skeleton]]
*[[Sleaze skeleton]]
*[[Spooky skeleton]]
*[[Stench skeleton]]

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==Skeleton Identification==
Prisoners are identified by three lines of data.
:'''Prisoner:''' #<6-digit-id>: <Name>
:'''Sentence:''' <Length> <Unit> <Optional Location>
:'''Crime:''' <Elemental Evil>

The <6-digit-id> can be zero padded.

==Skeleton Name Format==
The format of <Name> is
*"<Skeletal Nickname>" <[[Dreadsylvania/General names|Last Name]]>

An <Skeletal Nickname> takes one of the two forms:
*General <Word> <Bone>
*Elemental <Word> <Bone>

{| cellpadding=3 border=1 cellspacing=0 
|-
! colspan=2 | Nickname <Word>s
|-
! General
|
*Big
*Black
*Blue
*Brittle
*Broken
*Brown
*Busted
*Chipped
*Cracked
*Dusty
*Fat
*Green
*Grey
*Jagged
*Knobby
*Little
*Orange
*Purple
*Red
*Split
*Thick
*Thin
*Three
*Tiny
*Two
*White
*Yellow

|-
! Cold
|
*Arctic
*Chill
*Chilly
*Cold
*Cool
*Freezin'
*Frigid
*Frosty
*Frozen
*Hyperborian
*Icy
*Shiverin'
*Sub-Zero

|-
! Hot
|
*Ashy
*Blazing
*Boiling
*Broiling
*Burnin'
*Burnt
*Cajun-Style
*Charred
*Fiery
*Flaming
*Melting
*Parboiled
*Pipin' Hot
*Roasting
*Scorching
*Searing
*Sizzling
*Smokin'
*Smoking
*Blackened

|-
! Sleaze
|
*Drippy
*Engorged
*Furtive
*Greasy
*Gropin'
*Lascivious
*Libertine
*Licentious
*Lusty
*Pokin'
*Prodding
*Slatternly
*Slick
*Slippery
*Throbbin'
*Torrid
*Turgid

|-
! Spooky
|
*Bloodcurdlin'
*Dead
*Deadlight
*Eerie
*Eldritch
*Freaky
*Ghastly
*Hollow
*Howling
*Moanin'
*Moaning
*Nightmarish
*Shambling
*Uncanny
*Unnatural
*Wailing

|-
! Stench
|
*Dank
*Fetid
*Filthy
*Foul
*Gamy
*Grody
*Gross
*Loathsome
*Malodorous
*Musty
*Noxious
*Pustulent
*Putrid
*Rancid
*Rank
*Rotten
*Smelly
*Stank
*Stinky
*Vile

|}


{| cellpadding=3 border=1 cellspacing=0 
|-
! Nickname <Bones>s
|-
|
Armbone * Backbone * Bone * Bones * Carpal * Chinbone * Clavicle * Coccyx * Collarbone * Femur * Fibula * Humerus * Jaw * Jawbone * Kneecap * Knuckle * Knuckles * Legbone * Mandible * Metatarsus * Patella * Pelvis * Phalange * Radius * Rib * Ribs * Sacrum * Scapula * Shinbone * Skull * Socket * Sternum * Teeth * Tibia * Tooth * Ulna * Vertebrae

|}

==Skeleton Sentence Format==
The <Length> of a sentence is always between '''11''' and '''23''' (inclusive) or one of '''37''' or '''69'''. See [[Eleven]], [[Twenty-three]], and [[Thirty-seven]] for the significance of those numbers.

The <Unit> of time for the sentence is one of 
*Minutes
*Hours
*Days
*Weeks
*Fortnights
*Months
*Years
*Decades
*Lifetimes
*Centuries

The <Optional Location> for the sentence is one of

*in Boiling Oil
*in Chains
*in Solitary Confinement
*in The Box
*in Thumbscrews
*in a Hanging Cage
*in a Vat of Acid
*in the Iron Maiden
*of Flaying
*of Sleep Deprivation
*of Tickle Torture
*of Water Torture
*on the Judas Chair
*on the Rack
*on the Wheel of Pain

==Skeleton Evil Format==
All of the <Evil>s committed by skeletons are tied to their elements, some with elemental substituted words, eg truck contents.

{| cellpadding=3 border=1 cellspacing=0 
|-
! Cold <Evil>s
|
* breaking and entering an igloo
* breaking into restaurants to sit in their walk-in freezers
* building an igloo without a permit
* causing an avalanche
* chilly larceny
* counterfeiting popsicles
* criminal coolness
* exhibiting lewd ice sculptures
* extremely cold-blooded murder
* hunting <Cold Animals> without a permit
* ice-climbing in a restricted area
* joyriding in a Zamboni
* leaving the fridge open, cooling down the whole neighborhood
* pelting <Target> with snowballs
* selling ice cream without a permit
* skiing in a restricted area
* skinny-dipping in a frozen lake
* snowboarding in a restricted area
* stabbing a man with an icicle
* stealing a crate of frozen dinners
* stealing a refrigerator
* stole a truck full of <Cold Truck>
* theft of ice
* trespassing in a freezer
|-
! Hot <Evil>s
|

* aggravated arson
* aggravated immolation
* assault and battery and aggravated setting a guy on fire
* bonfire-related vanity
* burning down a <Hot Plant> plant.
* burning down the house! 365 degrees!
* burning garbage indoors
* causing third-degree burns with well-crafted insults
* double-arson
* grand theft <Hot Theft>
* juggling fire without a license
* selling coffee that was too hot
* serial arson
* setting a liar's pants on fire
* sleeping in a public fireplace
* smuggling red-hot coals out of the neighbors' grills
* spilling a five-gallon bottle of hot pepper sauce
* stealing a truck full of <Hot Truck>
* trespassing in an iron foundry
* wasting too much firewood
|-
! Sleaze <Evil>s
|

* aggravated greasiness
* breaking into a <Sleaze Factory> factory
* contaminating a swimming pool with <Sleaze Pool>
* criminal skeeviness
* illegally squatting in a grease trap
* inappropriate dancing
* installing a camera in a <Sleaze Room>
* loudly telling lewd jokes in public
* lurking in the bushes by a high school
* lurking under the bleachers
* making obscene phone calls
* peepin'
* public grunting
* sexually explicit graffiti
* sitting on a park bench, etc.
* skinny-dipping in a wading pool at noon
* stealing a tanker truck of <Sleaze Truck>
* stealing magazines
* trying to get kids to help find a lost puppy
* wearing a trench coat with nothing on underneath and making sure everyone knew it
|-
! Spooky <Evil>s
|

* aggravated soul theft
* binding a book with human skin
* calling from inside the house
* going "bump" in the night
* grand theft limb
* having spooky eyes
* hiding <Spooky Hideaway>
* human taxidermy
* illegally digging up bones under the gallows
* killing a man in curdled blood
* loitering in a mausoleum
* lurking in crypts
* lurking in the darkness
* robbing one too many graves
* shouting "BOO!" at pedestrians
* skulking in dark foggy alleyways
* terrorizing kids at Make-Out Point
* tingling one too many spines
* trespassing in a graveyard after midnight
* vandalizing cars at Make-Out Point with a hook hand
|-
! Stench <Evil>s
|

* aggravated crop-dusting
* breaking into the sewage treatment plant
* breaking wind in a crowded theater, inciting a panic
* burning garbage
* eating nothing but garlic and eggs then riding an elevator all day
* going six months without bathing
* grand theft outhouse
* hanging out under the outhouse
* holding up a garbage truck
* loading squirt guns with garbage juice
* pelting <Target> with rotten eggs
* public rankness
* robbing a sewer
* robbing a skunk farm
* setting a warehouse full of sulfur and hair clippings on fire
* smuggling skunks in his pants
* stealing a tanker truck full of <Stench Truck>
* stinking up the place
* using a toilet as a salad bowl
* wiring all the restroom fans backwards
|}


The <Cold Animals> are:
*arctic&nbsp;terns
*caribou
*penguins
*polar&nbsp;bears

The <Targets> are:
*children
*passers-by
*preschoolers
*pedestrians

The <Cold Truck>s are:
*ice&nbsp;cream
*popsicles
*tv&nbsp;dinners

The <Hot Plant>s are:
*Sri&nbsp;Racha&nbsp;processing
*ghost&nbsp;pepper
*jalape&ntilde;o

The <Hot Theft>s are:
*boiler
*campfire
*furnace
*incinerator

The <Hot Truck>s are:
*baked&nbsp;potatoes
*ghost&nbsp;peppers
*hot&nbsp;pockets
*molten&nbsp;cheese

The <Sleaze Factory>s are:
*bacon&nbsp;grease
*fake&nbsp;butter
*hair&nbsp;oil
*lube

The <Sleaze Pool>s are:
*bacon&nbsp;grease
*hair&nbsp;oil
*lubricant

The <Sleaze Truck>s are:
*bacon&nbsp;grease
*hair&nbsp;oil
*lube

The <Sleaze Room>s are:
*changing&nbsp;room
*dressing&nbsp;room
*locker&nbsp;room
*restroom

The <Spooky Hideaway>s are:
*behind&nbsp;the&nbsp;bathroom&nbsp;mirror
*in&nbsp;a&nbsp;closet
*under&nbsp;the&nbsp;bed

The <Stench Truck>s are:
*corpse&nbsp;flowers
*decomposing&nbsp;broccoli
*garbage&nbsp;juice
*rancid&nbsp;meat
*sour&nbsp;milk

[[Category:Randomly Generated Monster Names]]