View source for EXtreme Orcish snowboarder

{{battle
|text=This is an Orcish frat boy who spends all of his time snowboarding. Instead of going to class. Or being nice.
|hit=He snowboards past and chucks a can of cheap beer at your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}

He snowboards past and whacks you with a frat-paddle. It hurts on so many levels. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}}

He looks for something to break, and finds your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}}

He drunkenly snowboards past and vomits on you. Acidic! {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}}
|miss=He chucks a can of cheap beer at you, but you dodge.

He tries to frat-paddle you mid-snowboard, but collapses under the weight of too many hyphens.

He shouts "Give me something to break!", then falls over and breaks his arm.

He swerves toward you, but changing directions makes him fall over and he tumbles past you.
|critical=He snowboards toward you, hits a ramp, does a 540-degree Twisty McChicken Basalt Thundertuck, and smacks you in the head with his board. Man, what a jerk. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}
|fumble=He swoops down the mountain toward you, but is pulled over by the Snowboard Police. He has to wait while they cite him for a broken taillight and a lack of knees.}}

{{meat|Mval=40}}
{{acquire|item=EXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest|chance=5.1%}}
{{acquire|item=Mountain Stream soda|chance=28.9%}}
{{acquire|item=snowboarder pants|chance=11.0%}}
*If you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]]:
{{acquireBounty}}
{{stat|18-19}}

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Occurs at [[The eXtreme Slope]].

==Notes==
*Shirt will not drop unless you have the [[Torso Awaregness]] skill.
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield an [[enchanted handwarmer]] from about 5% of pickpocket attempts.

==References==
*"Give me something to break" may be from the lyrics to the Limp Bizkit song "Break Stuff."
*Fumble message about being "pulled over by the Snowboard Police ... for broken taillights and lack of knees" is from one of Eddie Izzard's stand up routines.