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{{familiar|
famid=188|
H1=Belligerent bird|
H2=Likes to fight and throw back booze|
H3=What a fowl temper.|
ability=Does all sorts of crazy things|
function=Increases item drops, attacks enemies (sometimes staggering them), can give stats or meat at the start of combat, drops turkey booze|
throne=Weapon Damage +20, attacks opponents|
hatchling=fist turkey outline|
equipment=brass turkey knuckles|
ucm=3
|oc=2
|hns=3
|sh=2
|hands=0
|wings=1
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=1
|bug=0}}

*First round of combat:
*:<name> brushes aside some straw to find a small cache of meat.
*:<name> scratches the ground disinterestedly, unearthing a small bit of meat you missed.
*:<name> scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you.
*:<name> pecks at the ground like it just insulted his mother, unearthing a little bit of meat.
*:<name> puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed.{{meat|amount=5x <weight>}}

*:<name> scratches at the ground excitedly, eventually headbutting his way into a sizable chunk of meat.
*:<name> scrabbles angrily at the ground, gobbling under his breath, until he finds a sizable chunk of meat!
*:<name> gobbles excitedly, scratches deep into the earth, and unearths a treasure trove of meat!{{meat|amount=10x <weight>}}

*:<name> challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins.
*:<name> thinks a guy way off in the distance is making fun of him, so he takes off running and you have to chase him down. It's quite the workout.
*:<name> gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.
*:<name> challenges you to a flex-off, so you do some push-ups to bulk up first.
*:<name> folds into a fist and armwrestles you to help you build bulk.{{stat|mus=gain 1x <weight>}}

*:<name> punches you on the shoulder so hard you see stars. And the stars reveal mystic secrets.
*:<name> scratches at the ground. When you look down, you see he's accidentally scratched a deeply mystical rune.
*:<name> jumps up and down while keeping his head perfectly steady. It looks profoundly supernatural.
*:<name> gobbles at you. You feel like he's saying something incredibly profound, if only you spoke turkey.
*:<name> accidentally headbutts you. You fall unconscious for a moment and have a profound and mystical dream.{{stat|mys=gain 1x <weight>}}

*:<name> flexes his fist-muscles, inspiring you to work on your own flexing.
*:<name> teaches you a cool new fist-bump.
*:<name> teaches you a surprisingly cool turkey-in-the-straw dance.
*:<name> teaches you some suave new obscene gestures.
*:<name> helps you work on your intimidating stare.{{stat|mox=gain 1x <weight>}}

*During Combat:
*:<name> does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 2-3x <weight>.
*:<name> wing-smacks your opponent for 2-3x <weight>.
*:<name> headbutts your opponent for 2-3x <weight>.
*:<name> wattle-whips your opponent for 2-3x <weight>.
*:<name> beak-slams your opponent for 2-3x <weight>.
*:<name> kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 2-3x <weight>.

*:<name> viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 2-3x <weight>. (staggers)
*:<name> buffets your opponent with his wings until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 2-3x <weight>. (staggers)
*:<name> viciously pecks your opponent until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 2-3x <weight>. (staggers)
*:<name> headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering him and doing 2-3x <weight>. (staggers)
*:<name> smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. He looks a little out of it, and takes 2-3x <weight>. (staggers)

*After Combat:
*:<name> flaps its wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
*:<name> cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.
*:<name> cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
*:<name> does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
*:<name> finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
*Sometimes after combat:
*:<name> stomps in the dirt to make himself a little nest, then drops into a squat in the nest, squawks, and comes back up with a bottle of booze.
*:<name> squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it.
*:<name> squats down, squawks, and comes back up with a bottle of booze. It was probably under its wing the whole time. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
*:<name> hops up with a bottle of booze under his wing. Best not to ask where it came from.
*:<name> hops around for a second, squawks, and a bottle of booze drops from somewhere presumably cloacal in nature.
*:<name> squawks, drops into a squat, and stands up with a bottle of booze under its wing. Don't ask where it came from.
''Under level 5:''{{acquire|item=Friendly Turkey}}
''Level 5-7:''{{acquire|item=Agitated Turkey}}
''Level 8+:''{{acquire|item=Ambitious Turkey}}
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:From his seat in the crown, <name> throws rocks from his gizzard for Y damage.
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*: <name> flaps his veiny wings, buffeting your opponents for Y damage
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*: <name> slam-dances around the Maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*: <name> belligerent beak pokes through the Wax Lips. 

==Arena Messages==
*None - familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*The Fist Turkey always acts on the first round of combat. This action may give stats or meat, or attack (with or without a stagger).
*The Fist Turkey attacks on (?)% of all other combat rounds. These actions are only attacks, never stats or meat.
*The Fist Turkey may only give stats 15 times per day, 5 times for each substat.
*Similar to other [[Content Familiar|Content Familiars]], the base drop rate on turkey booze per day decreases for every additional turkey booze you get, but for each turn you spend and do not get a turkey booze, the drop rate for that turkey booze increases by 5 percentage points.
:{| style="text-align: center" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 border="1px"
|+ Turkey Booze Drop Rates [http://kolmafia.us/showthread.php?19725-2016-Familiar-of-the-Year&p=133671&viewfull=1#post133671 *]
|-
! turkey booze #
| 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5
|-
! Drop Rate
| 15% + 5%*N || 10% + 5%*N|| 10% + 5%*N|| 5% + 5%*N|| 5% + 5%*N
|-
! Expected combats from last drop
| 3.91 || 4.52 || 4.52 || 5.29 || 5.29
|}

==References==
*While being a reference to hand turkey drawings, it's also a reference to the in-game [[Hand Turkey]], one of the oldest [[Mr. Store]] items, famous for being exceedingly expensive.
*The boozes reference [[wikipedia:Wild_Turkey_(bourbon)|Wild Turkey]], a brand of bourbon whiskey.