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{{NeedsSpading|comment=Super Weight-Gain 9000 drop rate}}
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|text=This giant has bulging biceps, triceps, lats, quads, glutes...every part of this giant you can see is all bulgy and veiny. His impressive physique would make him a hit with the ladies, if he ever did anything but hang out in the gym and pound protein shakes.

He squints at you disdainfully, barely able to move his bulging neck to get you in his field of vision. "Bro," he says, "do you even lift?"

|hit=He asks if you bought tickets to the gun show, then pounds you with a veiny fist when you don't get the joke. {{ouch|3}}

He drops one of his giant dumbbells on your foot. The thing's low I.Q. doesn't affect its high P.Q. (Pain Quotient). {{ouch|3}}

He sticks you between his calf and thigh muscles and flexes until you black out. {{ouch|3}}

He flicks you with two incredibly muscular fingers, making you fly across the room. {{ouch|3}}

He scoops you up and squeezes you between his forearm and his bicep until you gasp for air. {{ouch|3}}
|miss=He says, "hey, bro, do you have some tape? 'Cause I'm totally ''ripped!''"

He says, "yo, bro, do you have a band-aid? Because I'm totally ''cut!''"

He says, "yo bro, do you have a sandwich? 'Cause I'm feeling a little ''pec-ish!''" You roll your eyes extra hard at that one.

He says, "yo, bro, have you bought your tickets? Y'know, to the ''gun show!''"

He says, "hey, bro, do you know a veterinarian? Because these puppies are ''sick!''"
|critical=He tosses his smallest medicine ball at you. It's about the size of your entire torso, which is what it grinds into paste when it smacks into you. {{ouch|3}}
|fumble=He collapses under his bench press bench and asks if you can spot him. He groans when you point out you're a tenth the size of an ordinary giant, so you won't be much help.}}

{{meat|amount=?80-117?}}
{{acquire|item=giant gym membership card|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=giant jar of protein powder|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=pec oil|chance=25%}}
{{acquire|item=Squat-Thrust Magazine|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=Fitspiration™ poster|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=Super Weight-Gain 9000|chance=1%}}

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Occurs in [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)‎]].

==History==
*The [[Super Weight-Gain 9000]] was added as an item drop on Jan 1, 2022, with the removal of its previous [[Semi-Rare Adventures|semi-rare]] [[Fit and Finish|source]].