View source for Giant Trash Quest

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==Description==
When you get to level 10, the [[The Council of Loathing]] will inform you that [[the Nearby Plains]] are filling up with giant garbage.


<div style="position:relative;height:500px;width:600px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;">[[File:plains_bg.gif]]<div id="funhouse" style="position: absolute; top: 162px; left: 33px;">[[File:funhouse.gif|link=The "Fun" House]]</div>
<div id="portaltodis" style="position: absolute; top: 0px; left: 197px;">[[File:dis_portal.gif|link=The Suburbs of Dis]]</div>
<div id="knobenter" style="position: absolute; top: 26px; left: 68px;">[[File:knob2.gif|link=Cobb's Knob]]</div><div id="bathole" style="position: absolute; top: 394px; left: 54px;">[[File:bat_hole.gif|link=The Bat Hole]]</div>
<div id="rabbithole" style="position: absolute; top: 402px; left: 207px;">[[File:rabbit_hole.gif|link=The Rabbit Hole]]</div>
<div id="fernruins" style="position: absolute; top: 44px; left: 401px;">[[File:fern_ruins.gif|link=The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower]]</div>
<div id="palindome" style="position: absolute; top: 283px; left: 141px;">[[File:palinlink.gif|link=The Palindome]]</div>
<div id="knollenter" style="position: absolute; top: 132px; left: 258px;">[[File:knoll1.gif|link=Degrassi Knoll]]</div><div id="cemetary" style="position: absolute; top: 213px; left: 399px;">[[File:cemetary.gif|link=The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)]]</div>
<div id="lutersgrave" style="position: absolute; top: 220px; left: 509px;">[[File:lutersgrave.gif|link=The Luter's Grave]]</div>
<div id="cyrpt" style="position: absolute; top: 305px; left: 487px;">[[File:cyrpt.gif|link=The Cyrpt]]</div><div id="rift" style="position: absolute; top: 292px; left: 325px;">[[File:scorch_mark.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:281px;left:14px;">[[File:garbage_tube.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:122px;left:142px;">[[File:garbage_fork.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:331px;left:400px;">[[File:garbage_cheese.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:200px;left:160px;">[[File:garbage_peel.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:39px;left:315px;">[[File:garbage_fish.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:427px;left:392px;">[[File:garbage_cans.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:141px;left:389px;">[[File:garbage_tomato.gif]]</div><div style="position:absolute;top:134px;left:505px">[[File:coffee_grounds.gif]]</div></div>

==Tasks==
*Acquire an [[enchanted bean]] by adventuring in the [[Beanbat Chamber]] or by [[zapping]] a [[hill of beans]] dropped by a [[Knob Goblin Bean Counter]] in Cobb's Knob [[Treasury]] or a [[Pile of jumping beans]] from [[South of The Border]].
*Use the enchanted bean after you have received this Quest from the Council.
*Climb the beanstalk and adventure on [[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]] until you acquire the four Immateria ([[Tissue Paper Immateria]], [[Gauze Immateria]], [[Tin Foil Immateria]] and [[Plastic Wrap Immateria]]) and the [[S.O.C.K.]], which will allow you access to [[the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]. All of these are obtained from non-combat adventures. Reduced [[Combat Frequency|combat frequency]] will help you get these.
*Make your way through the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]] until you encounter the [[Keep On Turnin' the Wheel in the Sky|Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky]].
**In order to get upstairs from the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)|Basement]], you have 4 options.
***Pinch a dumbbell from the [[You Don't Mess Around with Gym|Fitness Giant's room]]. You can then use the dumbwaiter in the Neckbeard Giant's room to get to the main floor.
***Wear a [[amulet of extreme plot significance]] while examining the Fitness Giant's mirror.
***Equip a [[titanium assault umbrella]] and crawl through the heating duct.
***Adventure for [[Arise!|35 adventures]].
**On the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)|Ground Floor]], adventure for 11 turns until you get the [[Top of the Castle, Ma]] adventure. (Note: If you encounter [[Home on the Free Range]], you may want to Investigate the noisy drawer to obtain an [[electric boning knife]], which will be helpful later. And if you don't encounter this the first time around, wait until after you have defeated the [[wall of meat]], which makes Home on the Free Range much more likely to occur.)
**When you reach the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)|Top Floor]], you again have 4 options.
***Raid the Raver Giant's crate then make a quick substitution to the Goth Giant's music.
***Harumph in disdain in the [[Copper Feel|Steampunk Giant's room]] while you have a [[model airship]] in your inventory.
***With a [[Mohawk wig]] equipped, get the [[Yeah, You're for Me, Punk Rock Giant | Punk Giant's attention]].
***Adventure for [[Are you a Man or a Mouse?|35 adventures]].

==Reward==
*A piece of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]] outfit, based on your [[class]].

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!'''Class'''
!'''Equipment Received'''
|-
|[[Seal Clubber]]/<br>[[Turtle Tamer]]/<br>[[Avatar of Boris]]/<br>[[Zombie Slayer]]
|{{acquire|item=giant discarded bottlecap}}
|-
|[[Pastamancer]]/<br>[[Sauceror]]/<br>[[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]/<br>[[Actually Ed the Undying]]/<br>[[Vampyre]]
|{{acquire|item=giant discarded plastic fork}}
|-
|[[Accordion Thief]]/<br>[[Disco Bandit]]/<br>[[Avatar of Sneaky Pete]]/<br>[[Gelatinous Noob]]
|{{acquire|item=giant discarded torn-up glove}}
|}

==Council Text==
''On initial visit:''
:Something is amiss, Adventurer. The Nearby Plains are filling up with giant piles of garbage, and despite our best efforts, it keeps falling from the sky faster than we can clean it up. We need you to figure out where it's coming from, and put a stop to it.
''On subsequent visits:''
:Please try to figure out where this garbage is coming from, Adventurer! Perhaps you can find a clue by poking around the Nearby Plains.
''Upon completion:''
:We're not sure what you did, Adventurer, but the garbage finally stopped falling. Thanks a lot!
:
:Oh, by the way -- we found this in the garbage when we were cleaning up, and thought you might have some use for it.
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{{acquire|item=giant discarded bottlecap}}
''or''
{{acquire|item=giant discarded plastic fork}}
''or''
{{acquire|item=giant discarded torn-up glove}}
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==Garbage and Hints==
Clicking on each piece of garbage offers a hint as to what to do next, or in the case of the coffee grounds, plants an enchanted bean.
*Some Giant Crushed Beer Cans:
*:This is, without a doubt, the largest pair of cans you've ever seen. You do ''not'' want to mess with a guy who can drink this much beer.<br/><br/>From the way they're crushed, it looks like they were dropped from a pretty great height.
*A Giant Toilet Paper Tube:
*:You crawl inside the tube and investigate it. It's like crawling into a regular toilet paper tube, only you actually fit. It doesn't shed much light on the mystery...
*A Giant Discarded Plastic Fork:
*:Seeing this giant fork makes you wonder what the giant fork is going on in this place. It's as if some giants are just randomly dropping garbage out of the sky.<br/><br/>But no, that can't be possible. Can it?
*A Giant Rotten Tomato:
*:You walk up to the tomato and consider it for a moment. Can you imagine if somebody made a movie about a bunch of giants that lived in a castle in the sky, and could only be reached via, I dunno, some kind of enchanted beanstalk or something?<br/><br/>That would be the ''worst movie ever''.
*A Giant Fish Carcass:
*:You poke the giant fish carcass with a stick. Something's fishy here, all right. There's no way this fish is local.
*A Giant Wedge of Moldy Cheese:
*:You investigate the giant block of moldy cheese. It is, as you suspected, very moldy and very cheesy.<br/><br/>Speaking of cheesy, what is up with childrens' fairy tales, am I right? I mean, a kid plants a magic bean, and it grows into a beanstalk, and he climbs the beanstalk up to some kind of crazy castle in the sky with giants in it? Seriously? Come up with some better material, people.
*A Giant Banana Peel:
*:You check out the banana peel. It's pretty fresh, but you can't think of any use for it, unless you wanted to make a hilarious short film about a giant. Hmm. A giant...
*A Giant Pile of Coffee Grounds:
**''Without an enchanted bean:''
*:You stare at the pile of coffee grounds. Such a waste. Didn't your grandma tell you once that coffee grounds make really good fertilizer?
*:That's probably nonsense. She was crazy, after all. Always going on about enchanted beans and whatnot. Truly batty.
*:Hmm. Bats.
**''With an enchanted bean:''
*:You stare at the pile of coffee grounds for a minute and it occurs to you that maybe your grandma wasn't so crazy after all. You pull out an enchanted bean and plop it into the pile of grounds. It immediately grows into an enormous beanstalk. ''(You lose an enchanted bean.)''

==References==
*The title of the adventure in which you encounter the Wheel in the Sky is called "Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky Keep on Turning." This is an homage (or a satire) to the [[wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] song, "Wheel in the Sky": "Ooo the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin' / I don't know where I'll be tomorrow / Ooo the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'."
*The title of the quest is a play on the phrase "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain." It's from the musical [[wikipedia:My Fair Lady|''My Fair Lady'']], specifically the scene in which Henry Higgins asks Eliza Doolittle to recite it for him (in song form, of course).
*The Penultimate Fantasy Airship is a parody of late-90s Japanese RPGs, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|''Final Fantasy'']] series. Airships are a staple of the franchise, and the items, monsters and "anime losers" encountered aboard resemble iconic characters and items of the genre.
*The title "Somewhere over the beanstalk" refers to the song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" sung in ''[[Wikipedia:The Wizard of Oz (1939 film)|The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*The hint provided at the Giant Rotten Tomato is a nod at the film review site, [[wikipedia:Rotten Tomatoes|Rotten Tomatoes]]. It might also be a nod at ''[[Wikipedia:Attack of the Killer Tomatoes|Attack of the Killer Tomatoes]]'', a film about giant tomatoes considered by [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_was_the_worst_movie_ever_made some] to be the worst movie ever.

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