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{{familiar
|famid=287
|name=Grey Goose
|hatchling=grey gosling
|H1=Did you knowing that
|H2=a duck's quack doesn't echo?
|H3=This makes up for it.
|ability=Increases item drops from monsters<br>Can spend its weight to perform various nanite operations
|function=Increases item drop like a 1x fairy, drops base booze after combat, has a variety of skills that cost familiar weight to use.
|throne= Weapon Damage +10
|equipment=grey down vest
|ucm= 1
|sh= 2
|oc= 3
|hns= 3
|hands=0
|wings=1
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=0
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=1
|quick=0
|flying=1
|evil=1
|bug=0
|underwater=<!-- 1 for water-breathing familiars -->}}

*Regular messages:
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*After Combat:
*:<name> does the nanobot. Which is a dance like the robot, but smaller and harder to see.
*:<name> does a weird dance-like movement.
*:<name> moves as though a collective consciousness is attempting to mimic dance through the quick reorganization of tiny grey particles.
*''After combat (20% chance):''<br/><name> wobbles a little bit and then ejects a little bolus of mass, which spontaneously reassembles itself into a bottle of booze.<br/>
:''Acquire 1 of the following:''
{{acquire|item=bottle of gin}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of rum}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of tequila}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of whiskey}}

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*:
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> winks at you beneath two Tam O'Shanters. Wait... where'd it get that other one?
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> waddles around the maypole, leaving a trail of grey slime behind it.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
*:"Qummk qummk," <name> says behind its wax lips.

==Arena Messages==
*None. This familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*Starting at 6 lbs of base weight, this familiar grants the following combat skills:
{{GreyGooseSkills}}
*After casting, the familiar's weight is reset to the given value in the table
**Casting certain skills at higher base weight can yield exponentially better rewards (with the exception of [[Re-Process Matter]])

== References ==
* A duck's quack *does* echo, but there's [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ducking-the-question/ a common urban legend] that claims it doesn't.
* This familiar and its base booze drops (with the specific absence of vodka) are a reference to Grey Goose Vodka.