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{{adventuretop|name=Heart of Very, Very Dark Darkness|image=darkness.gif|num=5}}

After wandering around the Spooky Gravy Barrow for a while, you come to the entrance to a cave that's even darker than the Barrow, itself. It's so dark that there's no light in it at all. You might even go so far as to say that it's <i>completely</i> dark.

What's it gonna be?

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{{button|Enter the cave}}

*Without the [[inexplicably glowing rock]]:
{{choice|name=Darker Than Dark|image=darkness.gif|noline=y
|choice1name=Stumble around blindly|choice1=Lose all [[HP]], get [[Beaten Up]]
|choice2name=Leave the cave}}

*With the [[inexplicably glowing rock]]:
{{choice|name=How Depressing|image=handdoor1.gif|noline=y
|choice1name=Put your hand in the depression|choice1=With [[spooky glove]] equipped: [[On the Verge of a Dirge]]
|choice2name=Leave}}

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{{button|Don't enter the cave}}

You leave the darkness behind.
*This option does not cost an adventure.
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Occurs at [[The Spooky Gravy Burrow]].

==Notes==
*Once completing [[How Depressing]], this adventure will skip both the glowing rock portion and [[How Depressing]], and go straight to [[On the Verge of a Dirge]].
*Entering the cave costs one adventure, and attempting to trigger the depression costs another, and if you don't have the [[spooky glove]] equipped, you will have to waste two more adventures to get to [[Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|Felonia]]. Therefore, you should never enter the cave unless you're completely prepared ready to fight her.

==References==
*The name of this adventure is a play on the 1902 novella ''[[Wikipedia:Heart of Darkness|Heart of Darkness]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Joseph Conrad|Joseph Conrad]].
*The line "it's ''completely'' dark" is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Perfect Dark|Perfect Dark]]