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The [[Hobo-Flex Workout System]] is an optional furnishing for the [[Clan Rumpus Room]]'s [[Clan Rumpus Room#A Dusty Corner|dusty corner]]. It may be purchased for 50,000 [[Meat]].  Adventures are spent in exchange for [[Muscle]] substat point gains. The amount of Muscle gained is dependent upon your primary stat.

The Hobo-Flex may be used when [[Drunkenness|falling down drunk]].

==When "Used"==
*Before training:
:This looks like the perfect device for improving your musculature.
*After training:
:You work it on out.
:You gain X {{Muscle}}.

==Notes==
*X ranges from 3*M/20 to 3*M/10, where M is your unbuffed primary stat, capped at 100 (that is, the maximum range is 15 to 30 {{Muscle}}).

==References==
*The name refers to the [[Wikipedia:Bowflex Machine|Bowflex]], a strength training machine.
*The phrase, "Work it on out" as seen in both the button to use the bowflex and the description that follows, is a reference to the song, "Twist and Shout".

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