View source for Hodgman's whackin' stick

{{item|
itemid=3138|
descid=118492859|
desc=This was to Hodgman what a scepter is to a regular king. Assuming regular kings periodically went on benders and started beating everyone and everything they saw with their scepters.|
type=weapon (1-handed club)|
power=200|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Muscle|
statreq=200|
autosell=0|
notrade=1|
enchantment=All Attributes +20%<br />On Critical: Insanity!}}

==Obtained From==
;[[Hobopolis Town Square]]
:[[Hodgman, The Hoboverlord]]

==Notes==
*On a [[critical hit]], "Insanity!" adds special attacks inflicting 75-100 perfect elemental damage, doubled to 150-200 (unaligned targets are dealt 150-200 physical damage instead):
<center>A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for 150-200 damage and then vanishing. Weird. Did anybody else see that?</center><br/>
<center>Giant bats fly overhead, dropping flaming kerosene-soaked tennis balls on your opponent and dealing {{element|Hot|dmg=75-100}} damage.</center><br/>
<center>An immense ice sculpture of a swan flies up to your opponent. It tries to talk to him, but all that comes out is a blast of frigid air that deals {{element|Cold|dmg=75-100}} damage.</center><br/>
<center>The scenery around you begins to melt, scaring your opponent to the tune of {{element|Spooky|dmg=75-100}} damage. Scares you a little bit, too.</center><br/>
<center>A six-foot tall penguin strides up to your opponent, belching in its face and dealing {{element|Stench|dmg=75-100}} damage. At least... you ''think'' that's what happened.</center><br/>
<center>Your opponent is chased in circles, Benny Hill style, by a herd of half-naked women, and embarrassed to the tune of {{element|Sleaze|dmg=75-100}} damage. Echoes of Yakety Sax reverberate through your mind.</center><br/>
*If you are wearing the [[V for Vivala mask]], its critical effect will take place instead of "Insanity!"

==See Also==
*[[Muscle Modifiers]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers]]
*[[Critical hit]]

==Collection==
<collection>3138</collection>

[[Category:Melee Weapons]]
[[Category:1-Handed Weapons]]
[[Category:Clubs]]
[[Category:Dungeon Loot]]