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{{battle|text=You step through the shimmering portal, and don't even have time to look around before you find yourself face to face with a hulking monstrosity.

"OBJECT DETECTED. DESTROYING OBJECT. NO OTHER POSSIBILITY," it bellows, as it raises its immense stone fist-like appendages and floats toward you in a decidedly non-friendly way.
|hit=The construct raises a huge, fistlike appendage, and replaces you with a you-shaped stain on the floor. {{ouch|6}}
|miss=!
|critical=!
|fumble=!}}

<center>If told to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)|FLOOR]]</center>
:Gain 2-4 of:
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}
<!--{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}-->
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}

<center>If told to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)|WALL]]</center>
:Gain 2-4 of:
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)|chance=?%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)|chance=17.9%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)|chance=15.8%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)|chance=16.2%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)|chance=16.3%|num=some}}
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)|chance=17.1%|num=some}}
{{stat|125}}
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Occurs at [[A Shimmering Portal]] with [[El Vibrato translator]] equipped.

==Notes==
*Adventuring at [[A Shimmering Portal]] without [[El Vibrato translator]] equipped results in encountering [[bizarre construct]] instead.
*Copies of this monster encountered without the translator equipped show the untranslated messages.
**"OBJECT DETECTED. DESTROYING OBJECT. NO OTHER POSSIBILITY" translated from "KUZGA NOGACHA. GAFUSTA KUZGA. NO PAZAK NOCHACHAZEVE"
*Note: Drops 2 (33.4%), 3 (43.9%), or 4 (22.7%) items unaffected by [[items from monsters|item drop bonuses]] when told to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)|WALL]].
*Resistant against every kind of elemental and physical damage.
*Can be defeated with a few [[El Vibrato punchcard|punchcard]] combinations, detailed [[#Command Sequences|below]].
*If you don't have the proper punch cards to defeat it, a [[Yellow ray strategy|Yellow Ray]] can help. However, the construct will not drop any punchcards this way.
*Using [[Rock band flyers]] or [[Jam band flyers]] on it [[Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena|shows that]], despite its size and very high damage attacks, the monster level of the Hulking construct is not extremely high.

==Command Sequences==
*''When instructed to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)|FLOOR]]:''
<center>The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes a hole in the floor. It shudders violently as the current of energy coursing beneath the floor overloads its circuits. It collapses in a heap.

You investigate the hole in the floor, and discover a compartment filled with more of these weird punchcards. Most of them appear to have been burned by the energy beams, but a few are salvageable.</center>
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard|num=some}}<center>(any COMMAND punchcard, except MODIFY (possibly))</center>

*''When instructed to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)|WALL]]:''
<center>The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes a hole in the wall. It shudders violently as the current of energy coursing beneath the floor overloads its circuits. It collapses in a heap.

You investigate the hole in the wall, and discover a compartment filled with more of these weird punchcards. Most of them have been burned, but a few are salvageable.</center>
{{acquire|item=El Vibrato punchcard|num=some}}<center>(any OBJECT punchcard, including SPHERE)</center>

*''When instructed to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)|SELF]]:''
<center>The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes itself into dozens of tiny pieces.</center>

*''When instructed to [[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)|TARGET]]:''
<center>The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes you into the ground. {{ouch|10}}</center>
{{HP|type=lose}}

*''When instructed to [[El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)|BUILD]] [[El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)|SELF]]:''
<center>The construct performs a few repetitive motions, then grows slightly larger.</center>

==References==
*The fact the robot will attack the walls and floor is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' series of books by Douglas Adams. One of the antagonists is a Frogstar Class D scout robot (roughly the same size as a tank) that, while amazingly powerful, is easily tricked (by [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Paranoid Android|Marvin]], a depressed [[Wikipedia:Sirius_Cybernetics_Corporation|Sirius Cybernetics Corporation]] robot) into destroying the floor and walls around it. It also shares the same laser weapon as the Hulking Construct.
*The translation of the construct's message contains "No Other Possibility", which is a reference to the songs "A Big 10-8 Place, Part 2" and "Car Bomb" by ''[[Wikipedia:Negativland|Negativland]]''.