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'''Inside the Palindome''' is inside [[The Palindome]].

{{statrec|Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!}}

==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=Bob Racecar}}
{{Combat|name=Drab Bard}}
{{Combat|name=Evil Olive}}
{{Combat|name=Flock of Stab-bats}}
{{Combat|name=Racecar Bob}}
{{Combat|name=Taco Cat}}
{{Combat|name=Tan Gnat}}
{{Combat|name=Remarkable Elba Kramer|tag=ur}}

==Non-combat Adventures (Pre-Awkward)==
{{Choice|name=Rod Nevada, Vendor|image=vendor.gif
|choice1name=Accept (500 Meat)|choice1=Obtain [[photograph of a red nugget]] and <font color=red>lose</font> 500 Meat.
|choice2name=Decline|choice2=Nothing.(Does not cost an adventure).|note1=Becomes a [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure if you purchase the photograph of a red nugget.}}

{{Adventure|name=Last Egg Gets Al|drops=[[photograph of an ostrich egg]]|image=eggman.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.}}

{{Choice|name=Do Geese See God?|image=photograph2.gif
|choice1name=Buy the photograph (500 Meat)|choice1=Obtain a [[photograph of God]] and <font color=red>lose</font> 500 Meat.
|choice2name=Decline|choice2=Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.)|note1=Becomes a [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure if you purchase the photograph of god.}}

==Non-combat Adventures (Post-Awkward)==
{{Choice|name=No sir, away! A papaya war is on!|image=papayawar.gif|choice1name=Dive into the bunker|choice1=Obtain 3 [[papaya]]s|choice2name=Leap into the fray!|choice2=Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 300) and <font color=red>lose</font> 3 [[papaya]]s or <font color=red>lose</font> 60-68 HP (if you don't have at least 3 [[papaya]]s).|choice3name=Give the men a pep talk|choice3=Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 100).}}

{{Choice|name=Sun at Noon, Tan Us|choice1name=A little while|choice1=Gain 1*<main stat> in {{Moxie}} ±0-4 (max 250).|choice2name=A medium while|choice2=Gain 10 adventures of [[Sunburned]] or gain roughly 1.5*<main stat> in {{moxie}} (max 350).|choice3name=A long while|choice3=Gain 10 adventures of [[Sunburned]].| image=sun.gif}}

{{Choice|name=A Pre-War Dresser Drawer, Pa!|choice1name=Look in the drawer|choice1=Without [[Torso Awaregness]], gain 200-300 Meat. With [[Torso Awaregness]], obtain [[Ye Olde Navy Fleece]].|choice2name=Ignawer the drawer|choice2=Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.)|image=nightstand.gif}}

{{Choice|name=Denim Axes Examined|image=denimaxe.gif
|choice1name=Sure!|choice1=Lose a [[rubber axe]], obtain a [[denim axe]].
|choice2name=No Thanks.|choice2=Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.)
|note1=Only occurs with a [[rubber axe]] in your inventory.}}

{{Adventure|name=Flee to me, remote elf!|drops=[[Elf Farm Raffle ticket]]
|note1=Will not occur with an [[Elf Farm Raffle ticket]] already in your inventory.
|image=elf.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Strategy: Get Arts|image=Artist2.gif|effect=[[Paw swap]] (10 turns)|tag=bm}}

==Notes==
*This zone forces a non-combat every 6 turns.
*Notwithstanding the zone's name, it is considered an outdoor location for purposes of the [[The Florist Friar's Cottage]] and in [[Heavy Rains]].
*After talking to Mr Alarm and later defeating 14 monsters, a [[wet stunt nut stew]] will be dropped.

==References==
*The name of this location references a [[Wikipedia:palindrome|palindrome]], a sentence or phrase that is identical when spelled backwards. All of the adventure titles here are or contain palindromes.

==History==
*'''Inside the Palindome''' used to just be called '''The Palindome''' before a stealth update around March 16, 2014.
*The Palindome was slightly revamped on [[History of Loathing (2014)#February 28, 2014|February 28, 2014]]. The Palindome expanded into a container with two special NPC locations ([[Drawn Onward]] was moved to [[Dr. Awkward's Office]], and the [[Laboratory]]'s [[Mr. Alarm, I Presarm]] was moved to [[Mr. Alarm's Office]]). In addition, all the stat-giving noncombats were suppressed until you first encounter [[Dr. Awkward]]. If you try to adventure there, you'll notice the name has been changed to [[The Palindome (OLD)]] (this also showed up after the stat noncombats, due to a bug).
*The Palindome was revised on [[History of Loathing (2007)#February 20, 2007|February 20, 2007]] the oldest version being [[The Palindome (Retired)]]. Retired adventures can be seen [[The Palindome/Retired|here]].