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[[File:Cosmickitchen.gif|center|Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen]]

[[Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen]] can be found in [[The Campground]] under the [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]] path.

Once per day, Jarlsberg can create a [[cosmic six-pack]] without any ingredients:

:You lazily twirl your fingers. Cosmic water molecules coalesce into a writhing mass, and you curdle it into a six-pack of cheap domestic beer.{{acquire|item=cosmic six-pack}}

==Basic Cooking==
Basic cooking involves using Jarlsberg's cooking skills on cosmic ingredients. Most dishes are decent and provide 1.5 adventures per size, however there are some exceptions: consumate toast (decent) gives 1.25, sauerkraut (crappy) gives 1, and sour cream (crappy) gives 1.

{| border="1px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" style="text-align:center"
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| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic egg}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic dough}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic vegetable}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic cheese}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic potted meat product}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic potato}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic cream}}
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|cosmic fruit}}
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Boil}}
| {{StackItem|consummate hard-boiled egg}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate bagel}}<br /><small>Size: 4</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate soup}}<br /><small>Size: 4</small>
|
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|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Fry}}
| {{StackItem|consummate fried egg}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|
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| {{StackItem|consummate bacon}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate french fries}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
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|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Chop}}
|
| {{StackItem|consummate hot dog bun}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate salad}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|
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|
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|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Slice}}
|
| {{StackItem|consummate sliced bread}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate corn chips}}<br /><small>Size: 2</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate cheese slice}}<br /><small>Size: 2</small>
|
|
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| {{StackItem|consummate strawberries}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Bake}}
|
| {{StackItem|consummate brownie}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|
| {{StackItem|consummate melted cheese}}<br /><small>Size: 4</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate meatloaf}}<br /><small>Size: 5</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate baked potato}}<br /><small>Size: 4</small>
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|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Grill}}
|
| {{StackItem|consummate toast}}<br /><small>Size: 2</small>
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| {{StackItem|consummate steak}}<br /><small>Size: 4</small>
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|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Freeze}}
|
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| {{StackItem|consummate cold cuts}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|
| {{StackItem|consummate ice cream}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate sorbet}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Blend}}
| {{StackItem|consummate egg salad}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
|
| {{StackItem|consummate salsa}}<br /><small>Size: 2</small>
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| {{StackItem|consummate frankfurter}}<br /><small>Size: 3</small>
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| {{StackItem|consummate whipped cream}}<br /><small>Size: 2</small>
|
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE"|{{StackItem|Curdle}}
|
| {{StackItem|passable stout}}<br /><small>Potency: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate sauerkraut}}<br /><small>Size: 1</small>
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| {{StackItem|acceptable vodka}}<br /><small>Potency: 3</small>
| {{StackItem|consummate sour cream}}<br /><small>Size: 1</small>
| {{StackItem|adequate rum}}<br /><small>Potency: 3</small>
|}

==Advanced Food==
Advanced food dishes can be created from the result of basic cooking:
{| border="1px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EEEEEE"
! colspan=4 | Ingredients
! Result
! Full
! Avg
Adv/Full
! Required Skills (and Ingredients)
! Minimum Skillcount
|-
! colspan=2 |
|{{StackItem|consummate toast}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cheese slice}}
|{{StackItem|immaculate grilled cheese}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|4
|2
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]]<br /> [[File:jarl_grill.gif|link=Grill]] [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]]
|11
|-
! colspan=2 |
|{{StackItem|consummate ice cream}}
|{{StackItem|consummate brownie}}
|{{StackItem|immaculate ice cream sandwich}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|4
|2
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]]<br /> [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]] [[File:snowflake.gif|link=Freeze]]
|7
|-
! colspan=2 |
|{{StackItem|consummate hot dog bun}}
|{{StackItem|consummate frankfurter}}
|{{StackItem|immaculate hot dog}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|4
|2
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:ginsu.gif|link=Chop]] [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|12
|-
! colspan=2 |
|{{StackItem|consummate egg salad}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sliced bread}}
|{{StackItem|immaculate egg salad sandwich}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|4
|2
|[[File:cosmic_egg.gif|link=Conjure Eggs]] [[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]]<br /> [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]] [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|10
|-
|
|{{StackItem|consummate sliced bread}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cheese slice}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cold cuts}}
|{{StackItem|perfect sandwich}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|5
|3
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]] [[File:snowflake.gif|link=Freeze]]
|12
|-
|
|{{StackItem|consummate salad}}
|{{StackItem|consummate hard-boiled egg}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cold cuts}}
|{{StackItem|perfect chef salad}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|5
|3
|[[File:cosmic_egg.gif|link=Conjure Eggs]] [[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:jarl_boil.gif|link=Boil]] [[File:ginsu.gif|link=Chop]] [[File:snowflake.gif|link=Freeze]]
|9
|-
|
|{{StackItem|consummate fried egg}}
|{{StackItem|consummate bacon}}
|{{StackItem|consummate toast}}
|{{StackItem|perfect breakfast}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|5
|3
|[[File:cosmic_egg.gif|link=Conjure Eggs]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]] [[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]]<br /> [[File:jarl_fry.gif|link=Fry]] [[File:jarl_grill.gif|link=Grill]]
|8
|-
|
|{{StackItem|consummate hot dog bun}}
|{{StackItem|consummate frankfurter}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sauerkraut}}
|{{StackItem|sublime deluxe hot dog}}
|style="background-color:#CCCCFF"|6
|4
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:ginsu.gif|link=Chop]] [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|12
|-
|
|{{StackItem|consummate soup}}
|{{StackItem|consummate steak}}
|{{StackItem|consummate baked potato}}
|{{StackItem|sublime stew}}
|style="background-color:#CCCCFF"|6
|4
|[[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]] [[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]]<br /> [[File:jarl_boil.gif|link=Boil]] [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]] [[File:jarl_grill.gif|link=Grill]]
|6
|-
|{{StackItem|consummate corn chips}}
|{{StackItem|consummate salsa}}
|{{StackItem|consummate melted cheese}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sour cream}}
|{{StackItem|sublime nachos}}
|style="background-color:#CCCCFF"|6
|4
|[[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]] [[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]]<br /> [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]] [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]] [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|9
|-
|{{StackItem|consummate fried egg}}
|{{StackItem|consummate bagel}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cheese slice}}
|{{StackItem|consummate bacon}}
|{{StackItem|Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich}}
|style="background-color:#FFCCFF"|7
|5
|[[File:cosmic_egg.gif|link=Conjure Eggs]] [[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:jarl_boil.gif|link=Boil]] [[File:jarl_fry.gif|link=Fry]] [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]]
|11
|-
|{{StackItem|consummate baked potato}}
|{{StackItem|consummate bacon}}
|{{StackItem|consummate melted cheese}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sour cream}}
|{{StackItem|Loaded Baked Potato}}
|style="background-color:#FFCCFF"|7
|5
|[[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]] [[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]] [[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]]<br /> [[File:jarl_fry.gif|link=Fry]] [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]]
|13
|-
|{{StackItem|consummate ice cream}}
|{{StackItem|consummate whipped cream}}
|{{StackItem|consummate strawberries}}
|{{StackItem|consummate brownie}}
|{{StackItem|Omega Sundae}}
|style="background-color:#FFCCFF"|7
|5
|[[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]] [[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]] [[File:cosmic_fruit.gif|link=Conjure Fruit]] [[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]]<br /> [[File:jarl_chop.gif|link=Slice]] [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]] [[File:snowflake.gif|link=Freeze]] [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|11
|}

[[:Category:Food#Quality|Quality]] legend:
<span style="background-color:#EEEEEE">decent</span>
<span style="background-color:#CCFFCC">good</span>
<span style="background-color:#CCCCFF">awesome</span>
<span style="background-color:#FFCCFF">EPIC</span>

==Advanced Booze==
Advanced drinks can be created from the result of basic cooking:
{| border="1px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EEEEEE"
! colspan=2 | Ingredients
! Result
! Drunk
! Avg
Adv/Drunk
! Required Skills (and Ingredients)
! Minimum Skillcount
|-
|{{StackItem|mediocre lager}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sauerkraut}}
|{{StackItem|Das Sauerlager}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|3
|1.5
|[[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]]
|1
|-
|{{StackItem|acceptable vodka}}
|{{StackItem|consummate sour cream}}
|{{StackItem|Disappointed Russian}}
|style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|4
|2
|[[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]] [[File:cosmic_cream.gif|link=Conjure Cream]]
|5
|-
|{{StackItem|passable stout}}
|{{StackItem|consummate cold cuts}}
|{{StackItem|Bologna Lambic}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|3
|3
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_meat.gif|link=Conjure Meat Product]]<br /> [[File:snowflake.gif|link=Freeze]]
|8
|-
|{{StackItem|acceptable vodka}}
|{{StackItem|consummate hot dog bun}}
|{{StackItem|Vodka Dog}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|3
|3
|[[File:cosmic_dough.gif|link=Conjure Dough]] [[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]]<br /> [[File:ginsu.gif|link=Chop]]
|7
|-
|{{StackItem|acceptable vodka}}
|{{StackItem|consummate salsa}}
|{{StackItem|Chunky Mary}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|4
|3
|[[File:cosmic_veg.gif|link=Conjure Vegetables]] [[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]]<br /> [[File:jarl_blend.gif|link=Blend]]
|7
|-
|{{StackItem|adequate rum}}
|{{StackItem|consummate melted cheese}}
|{{StackItem|Nachojito}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|3
|3
|[[File:cosmic_cheese.gif|link=Conjure Cheese]] [[File:cosmic_fruit.gif|link=Conjure Fruit]]<br /> [[File:oven.gif|link=Bake]]
|5
|-
|{{StackItem|adequate rum}}
|{{StackItem|consummate french fries}}
|{{StackItem|Le Roi}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|3
|3
|[[File:cosmic_potato.gif|link=Conjure Potato]] [[File:cosmic_fruit.gif|link=Conjure Fruit]]<br /> [[File:jarl_fry.gif|link=Fry]]
|7
|-
|{{StackItem|adequate  rum}}
|{{StackItem|consummate fried egg}}
|{{StackItem|Over Easy Rider}}
|style="background-color:#CCFFCC"|3
|3
|[[File:cosmic_egg.gif|link=Conjure Eggs]] [[File:cosmic_fruit.gif|link=Conjure Fruit]]<br /> [[File:jarl_fry.gif|link=Fry]]
|5
|}

[[:Category:Food#Quality|Quality]] legend:
<span style="background-color:#EEEEEE">decent</span>
<span style="background-color:#CCFFCC">good</span>
<span style="background-color:#CCCCFF">awesome</span>
<span style="background-color:#FFCCFF">EPIC</span>

==Chefstaves==
Jarlsberg can also craft [[:Category:Chefstaves|chefstaves]] from cosmic ingredients, although only one of each type. These chefstaves are all marked as quest items and cannot be carried across ascensions:

{| border="1px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
!Ingredient
!Chefstaff
!Myst req
!Effect
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic fruit}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of Fruit Salad}}
|N/A
|Spell Damage +10<br />Moxie +10<br />Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic egg}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Healthy Breakfast}}
|N/A
|Spell Damage +10<br />Maximum HP +15<br />+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Recover Some HP (10-15)
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic potato}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Hearty Dinner}}
|N/A
|Spell Damage +10<br />Damage Reduction: 5<br />Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic vegetable}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Light Lunch}}
|N/A
|Spell Damage +10<br />Combat Initiative +15%<br />Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic potted meat product}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the All-Steak}}
|50
|Spell Damage +50%<br />Damage Reduction: 15<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5/day)
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic cream}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Cream of the Cream}}
|50
|Spell Damage +50%<br />Moxie +30<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence (5/day)
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic dough}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Staff of Life}}
|50
|Spell Damage +50%<br />Maximum HP +30<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure<br />Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5/day)
|-
|{{StackItem|cosmic cheese}}
|{{StackItem|Staff of the Standalone Cheese}}
|50
|Spell Damage +50%<br />Combat Initiative +30%<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure<br />Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5/day)
|}

==Notes==
*Before crafting them, the advanced dishes are hinted at (exact ingredients are not listed, just number and final product) in the "glowing cookbook" that you can read in your kitchen.
*After you have the necessary ingredients, the kitchen will automatically (magically, even) offer the new items.
*Once made, the advanced dishes are not hinted at, but fully laid out.
**The cook book and interface will show you recipes once you have ingredients, but the recipe is not learned until cooked.
**Learning is retained across ascensions, like all crafting discoveries.
*Trying to make something that requires a skill you do not have:
*:Huh?
*Trying to make something without enough (including none) of an ingredient you can make:
*:You don't have enough <plural item> for that transaction.
*All the consumables made here are quest items.

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