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{{statrec|There are few things more intimidating than a full-grown orc. One of those things is a teenage orc. They have all the murderous rage of the adults, but they're also marinating in a brew of hormones and cheap booze.}}
If you try to adventure here after turning in your phone numbers to the cops, you see this message:
:The party's over, bra.

==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=actual orcish frat boy}}
{{Combat|name=jailbait orquette}}
{{Combat|name=juvenile delinquent orquette}}
{{Combat|name=orcish frat wannaboy}}
{{Combat|name=orcish juvenile delinquent}}
{{Combat|name=totally trashed orquette}}

==Non-Combat Adventures==
{{choice|name=Oh, No! Five-Oh!|image=cop.gif|choice1name=Give him the X phone numbers you've collected |choice1=Receive [[bronze handcuffs]], possibly also [[silver keg]], possibly also [[bottle of Goldschnöckered]]. Consumes map. |choice2name=Tell him you'll keep looking |choice2= Does nothing (does not consume an adventure).|note2=Your reward depends whether you have 1-9, 10-19 or 20+ orquette's phone numbers.}}

==Notes==
*One strategy is to gather plastic cups of beer, and use them as combat items against orquettes, until you have 20 orquette's phone numbers.

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