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{{familiar
|famid=278
|name=Left-Hand Man
|hatchling=sinistral homunculus
|H1=Offhand, I would say
|H2=that the main thing this guy does
|H3=is equip off-hands.
|ability=Allows you to equip an additional off-hand item.
|function= deals damage ranging from X to X+3, where X is the familiar's current weight
|throne=All Attributes +10%, Heals 5-6 HP
|equipment=
|hns= <!-- familiar's Hide and Seek ranking-->
|sh= <!-- familiar's Scavenger Hunt ranking-->
|oc= <!-- familiar's Obstacle ranking-->
|ucm= <!-- familiar's Ultimate Cage Match ranking-->
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=0
|eyes=0
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0
|underwater=<!-- 1 for water-breathing familiars -->}}

*Regular messages:
*:<name> careens into your opponent, bashing the <off-hand item> against him and dealing X damage.
*:<name> smacks your opponents in the <[[Monster Parts|part]]> with the <off-hand item> clutched in his... head... It deals X damage.
*:<name> swats your opponents with the <off-hand item>, dealing X damage.

*After Combat:
*:''If the Left-Hand Man has nothing equipped:''
*::<name> looks around for something to put in his head hand.
*::<name> grabs a discarded object from somewhere and hands it to you.
:{{acquire|item=rusty kettle bell}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=glued-together crystal ball}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=martini dregs}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=flickering flashlight}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=crumbling rabbit's foot}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=outmoded fidget toy}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=flimsy ski pole}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=discarded finger painting}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=old pizza box}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=chipped coffee mug}}
''or''
:{{acquire|item=Left-Hand Man action figure}}

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*: <Name> reaches down and gives you a quick left-shoulder rub. {{HP|amount=5-6}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*: <Name> reaches down and gives you a quick left-shoulder rub. {{HP|amount=5-6}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*: Wearing the tam,<Name> almost looks like a normal miniature human.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*: <Name> grabs the maypole with his head and swings around wildly.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
*: <Name> holds the wax lips between his fingers and his thumb and points them in various directions.

==Arena Messages==
*None - familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*Cannot wield a weapon even if you have [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]].
*Modified shortly after release to allow adventuring in [[The Spooky Gravy Burrow]].
*Appears to attack every round for X to X+3 damage, where X is the familiar's weight.
*After combat items drop after every 9-10 combat adventures while the familiar has nothing equipped.
*Can drop an already-dropped item, resulting in having more than one.