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Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck was found in [[Crimbotown Right-About-Now]] but was replaced by [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2006)|Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home]] on December 25, 2006. The same spooky toys are still available for construction though.

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| [[Image:linnea.gif|Lady Linnea]]
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AIIIIIEEEE! I mean, welcome, adventurer, to my bone-chilling Crimboween! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
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'''You've managed to scrounge:'''
<br>X [[spooky length of string]]
<br>X [[evil googly eye]]
<br>X [[spooky stuffing]]
<br>X [[spooky felt]]
<br>X [[spooky wooden block]]
<br>X [[spooky toy wheel]]

==[[Spooky Toymaking]]==
To obtain all items, you need 7 [[spooky length of string|spooky lengths of string]], 14 [[evil googly eye]]s, 12 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]], 7 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]], 12 [[spooky wooden block]]s, and 10 [[spooky toy wheel]]s.

'''And I can make these sanity-shredding delights:'''
*[[image:crimbotop.gif|possessed top]] [[possessed top]]: (1 [[spooky wooden block]] + 1 [[spooky toy wheel]])
*[[image:ragdoll.gif|killer rag doll]] [[killer rag doll]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 3 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]] + 2 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]])
*[[image:evilkite.gif|tree-eating kite]] [[tree-eating kite]]: (1 [[spooky length of string]] + 1 [[spooky felt]])
*[[image:marionette.gif|incredibly creepy marionette]] [[incredibly creepy marionette]]: (2 [[spooky length of string|spooky lengths of string]] + 2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 2 [[spooky wooden block|spooky wooden blocks]])
*[[image:maskball.gif|fancy dress ball]] [[fancy dress ball]]: (1 [[spooky stuffing]] + 1 [[spooky felt]])
*[[image:sockmonk.gif|mad scientist's sock monkey]] [[mad scientist's sock monkey]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 3 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]] + 1 [[spooky felt]])
*[[image:stuffdopp.gif|stuffed alien blob]] [[stuffed alien blob]]: (1 [[evil googly eye]] + 1 [[spooky stuffing]])
*[[image:duckstring.gif|vampire duck-on-a-string]] [[vampire duck-on-a-string]]: (1 [[spooky length of string]] + 2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 2 [[spooky wooden block|spooky wooden blocks]] + 2 [[spooky toy wheel|spooky toy wheels]])
*[[image:train.gif|toy crazy train]] [[toy crazy train]]: (2 [[spooky length of string|spooky lengths of string]] + 3 [[spooky wooden block|spooky wooden blocks]] + 6 [[spooky toy wheel|spooky toy wheels]])
*[[image:razoryoyo.gif|razor-tipped yo-yo]] [[razor-tipped yo-yo]]: (1 [[spooky length of string]] + 1 [[spooky toy wheel]])
*[[image:soldier.gif|toy mercenary]] [[toy mercenary]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 3 [[spooky wooden block|spooky wooden blocks]])
*[[image:teddybear.gif|evil teddy bear]] [[evil teddy bear]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 4 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]] + 2 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]])
*[[image:petrock.gif|pet rock]] [[pet rock]]: (1 [[evil googly eye]] + 1 [[spooky wooden block]])

==Spooky Toymaking Text==
*''If you don't have the items required'':
*:Lady Linnea says, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League? You don't have anything for me to work with. Try fighting some of my minions in the Spooky Fright Factory, if you dare.... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
*''Successful toymaking'': 
*:You hand the parts to the Scream Queen. She says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHH -- Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream. Anyway, I suppose I can make some frightful playthings out of these parts. But be careful what you wish for.... mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"{{acquire|item=Linnea's Monster Truck}}

==Notes==
*Despite Jick's dislike of the number, there are [[thirteen|13]] spooky toys that can be made. This is because the 14th toy from Crimbo 2005, the [[doll house]], does not have a Crimboween counterpart.

==References==
*Linnea's line, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?" is a reference to the movie "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama," starring one of the most famous scream queens of all time, Linnea Quigley (after whom Linnea herself is named).  
*The line "Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream" is a reference to the same line Linnea Quigley utters in the movie "The Guyver" in which she plays, ironically, a character named "The Scream Queen".
*A "[[wikipedia:Monster_truck|monster truck]]" is a vehicle (usually a pickup truck) which has been modified to have oversized wheels and suspension and is used in racing and other motorsport competitions. In this case Linnea has a literal "monster truck".

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