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{{item|
itemid=4908|
descid=674410769|
desc=This is one of the multi-use pocket knives that was issued to new conscripts in the Loathing Legion, the outfit tasked with defending the borders of the Kingdom from attack. Since no one ever attacked the borders of the Kingdom, the Legionnaires had plenty of free time, and used it to figure out how to add more stuff into their knives.

Sadly, the Loathing Legion disbanded after most of the Legionnaires died from a disease known, appropriately enough, as "syphilis."|
type=usable|
autosell=0|}}

==Obtained From==
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;:;Stores
:::[[Mr. Store]] (1 [[Mr. Accessory]])

==When Used==
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|&nbsp;
| colspan=3 |Man, this thing is complicated! Which of its myriad tools would you like to use?
|-
|[[File:llabacus.gif|link=Loathing Legion abacus]]
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion abacus]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llcanopener.gif|link=Loathing Legion can opener]]
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion can opener]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llchainsaw.gif|link=Loathing Legion chainsaw]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llcorkscrew.gif|link=Loathing Legion corkscrew]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion corkscrew]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:lldefib.gif|link=Loathing Legion defibrillator]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion defibrillator]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llprism.gif|link=Loathing Legion double prism]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion double prism]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llelecknife.gif|link=Loathing Legion electric knife]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion electric knife]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llflamethrower.gif|link=Loathing Legion flamethrower]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llhammer.gif|link=Loathing Legion hammer]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llhelicopter.gif|link=Loathing Legion helicopter]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion helicopter]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:lljackhammer.gif|link=Loathing Legion jackhammer]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion jackhammer]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llsink.gif|link=Loathing Legion kitchen sink]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion kitchen sink]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llhook.gif|link=Loathing Legion many-purpose hook]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion many-purpose hook]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llsundial.gif|link=Loathing Legion moondial]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion moondial]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llnecktie.gif|link=Loathing Legion necktie]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion necktie]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llpizzastone.gif|link=Loathing Legion pizza stone]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion pizza stone]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:llskates.gif|link=Loathing Legion rollerblades]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion rollerblades]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:lltapemeasure.gif|link=Loathing Legion tape measure]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion tape measure]]|center=n}}
|-
|[[File:lltattoo.gif|link=Loathing Legion tattoo needle]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion tattoo needle]]|center=n}}
| style="padding-left: 1em" | [[File:llscrewdriver.gif|link=Loathing Legion universal screwdriver]]	
|{{button|[[Loathing Legion universal screwdriver]]|center=n}}
|-
|}
*''When an option is selected'':
{{useitem|text=You spend a little while messing with all of the latches and clasps and little bits of metal, and end up with a <selected item>.|effect={{acquire}}}}
*''If you are in hardcore'':
:This item may not be used while in Hardcore mode.

==Functionality==
{{Loathing Legion}}

==Notes==
{{IotM Description|date=January 2011|desc=The right tool for every job.}}
*Can fold into [[Foldables#Physical|20 different forms]], as well as return to its original (tradeable) form.

==References==
* [[Wikipedia:Legionellosis|Legionellosis]], also known as Legionnaires' disease, was originally noted in 1976.  [[Wikipedia:Syphilis|Syphilis]], on the other hand, has a more storied history.
* The item itself is a reference to Swiss-army knives, the part about no one invading the kingdom is a reference to the fact that Switzerland has been neutral and not involved in any wars for a long time.

==See Also==
*[[Foldables]]

==Collection==
<collection>4908</collection>
{{Mr Store 2011}}