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{{item|
itemid=7005|
descid=748294269|
desc=The Smith used this miraculous substance to ply his trade -- it's a substance made of equal parts carbon, bauxite, and despair.|
smith=1|
duration=100|
autosell=5}}

==Obtained From==
;Skills
:[[Summon Smithsness]] 

==Uses==
*[[A Light that Never Goes Out]]
*[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
*[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
*[[Half a Purse]]
*[[Hand in Glove]]
*[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
*[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
*[[Ouija Board, Ouija Board]]
*[[Saucepanic]]
*[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
*[[Sheila Take a Crossbow]]
*[[Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals]]
*[[Vicar's Tutu]]
*[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]

==Details==

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|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Action
! 
! With
! Yields
! Type
! Enchantment
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|seal-clubbing club}}
|{{stackItem|Meat Tenderizer is Murder}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed club)
| '''[[Muscle]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%<br />25% chance to gain an extra gallon of [[Fury]] when you gain a gallon of [[Fury]].<br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|turtle totem}}
|{{stackItem|Ouija Board, Ouija Board}}
| off-hand item<br />(shield)
| '''[[Muscle]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Gain the favor of the [[Turtle Blessings|Turtle Spirits]] more quickly<br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|pasta spoon}}
|{{stackItem|Hand that Rocks the Ladle}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed utensil)
| '''[[Mysticality]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />+5 [[Prismatic Damage]]<br />[[Utensil Twist|Eminently Twistable]]<br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|saucepan}}
|{{stackItem|Saucepanic}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed saucepan)
| '''[[Mysticality]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Lets you gather more [[Soul Saucery|Soulsauce]]<br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|disco ball}}
|{{stackItem|Frankly Mr. Shank}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed knife)
| '''[[Moxie]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Momentum|Disco Bandit Combat Skills]] weaken enemies by an additional 25%<br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|stolen accordion}}
|{{stackItem|Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion}}
| ranged weapon<br />(1-handed accordion)
| '''[[Moxie]] +2X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|-1 MP to use Skills]]<br />Has a cool [[Cadenza]]<br />(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|crossbow string}}
|{{stackItem|Sheila Take a Crossbow}}
| ranged weapon<br />(1-handed crossbow)
| '''[[Combat Initiative]] +X%'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Regenerate 1-2 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />+5% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|big stick}}
|{{stackItem|Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed chefstaff)
| '''[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2X'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Regenerate 2-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|sword hilt}}
|{{stackItem|Work is a Four Letter Sword}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed sword)
| '''[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Regenerate 4-6 [[HP]] per adventure<br>+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|third-hand lantern}}
|{{stackItem|A Light that Never Goes Out}}
| off-hand item
| '''+X% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Mysticality]] +5<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|loose purse strings}}
|{{stackItem|Half a Purse}}
| off-hand item
| '''+2X% [[Meat Drops from Monsters]]'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />+1 Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Damage Reduction: 3
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|maiden wig}}
|{{stackItem|Hairpiece On Fire}}
| hat
| '''+X Maximum [[MP]]'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]] (+2)<br />+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day when equipped]].
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|frilly skirt}}
|{{stackItem|Vicar's Tutu}}
| pants
| '''+2X Maximum [[HP]]'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)<br>+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]].
|-
|{{smith}}
|[[File: Britcoal.gif|link=lump of Brituminous coal]]
|{{stackItem|dirty hobo gloves}}
|{{stackItem|Hand in Glove}}
| accessory
| '''+X [[Monster Level]]'''<br />'''Deals Damage in Combat based on [[Smithsness]]'''<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Muscle]] +5
|}


==References==
*The name is a pun on [[Wikipedia:Bituminous coal|bituminous coal]] and ''Brit'', a slang term used to refer to anyone from the British Isles.
*[[Wikipedia:Bauxite|Bauxite]] is an aluminum ore.

==See Also==
*[[Smithsness]]

==Collection==
<collection>7005</collection>