View source for Mad Hatrack

{{Bug|Generic familiar equipment (e.g. [[tiny fly glasses]], [[solid shifting time weirdness]]) don't have their effects apply when equipped to this familiar.}}
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{{familiar
|famid=82
|H1=Check out this head case
|H2=He can wear all your chapeaus
|H3=What a cool hat trick!
|ability=Wears hats and does various stuff
|function=Can equip any [[:category:hats|hat]] for [[#Table of Hat Effects|various effects]], with weight [[#Notes|limited by power]]. Without a hat, it increases hat drops, and has no buffed weight cap.
|throne=!
|hatchling=sane hatrack
|equipment=
|ucm=3
|sh=0
|oc=1
|hns=2
|hands=0
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=1
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}
*With no hat equipped:
*:<name> walks around the area, looking for hats.
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> says "faith and begorrah, there are monitoring devices in my scalp!" and winks from under the Tam O'Shanter.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> says "who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?" and does a crazy dance around the maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> says "these taste like purple!" and smiles from beneath the wax lips.
*For other hat messages, please see the separate hat pages:
**[[Mad Hatrack Messages (A-E)]]
**[[Mad Hatrack Messages (F-N)]]
**[[Mad Hatrack Messages (O-Z)]]

==Arena Message==
*When entered in a Scavenger Hunt:
**<name> is a little too scattered to focus on a scavenger hunt.

==Former Greasemonkey Script==
[[User:DrEvi1|DrEvi1]] created a script which showed the effects the hatrack would have, based on the table below, next to each hat in your inventory when you have a Mad Hatrack as your familiar. <s>The forum post for the script can be found [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=149976 here], but</s> the link to the script itself is dead.

==Table of Hat Effects==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center; font-size:95%" class="sortable"
|+"1.5 Leprechaun" here means it acts as a Leprechaun with 1.5 times the Hatrack's weight, so with the Balaclava at its maximum weight of 12 pounds, it acts as an 18 pound Leprechaun. All formulas are rounded down, unless otherwise specified.
|-
!valign="center" style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Hat
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Weight<br />Cap
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Attacks
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Gain [[Stat Gains from Fights|stats]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Monster Level|Delevels]]<br />foe
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Entangles<br />foe
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Restores<br />[[HP Restorers|HP]]/[[MP Restorers|MP]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Increases<br />[[Meat from Monsters|Meat<br />drops]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Increases<br />[[Items from Monsters|item<br />drops]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Notes
|- style="display:none;"
| style="display:none;" |
| style="display:none;" |
| style="display:none;" |
| style="display:none;" |-99999
| style="display:none;" |-99999
| style="display:none;" |-99999
| style="display:none;" |
| style="display:none;" |-99999
| style="display:none;" |-99999
| style="display:none;" |
|- style="display:none;"
| style="display:none;" |ZZZZZZZ
| style="display:none;" |ZZZZZZZ
| style="display:none;" |ZZZZZZZ
| style="display:none;" |99999
| style="display:none;" |99999
| style="display:none;" |99999
| style="display:none;" |ZZZZZZZ
| style="display:none;" |99999
| style="display:none;" |99999
| style="display:none;" |ZZZZZZZ
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[4-dimensional fez]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5), 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[8-billed baseball cap]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Admiral's hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[aerated diving helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig]]
|13
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes]]
|no cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Unknown
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|Has an unknown attack message
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Whelp
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|08
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2.5) <br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[antique helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|20
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[asshat]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-6) {{element|Stench|}}<br />(66% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[astral chapeau]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5(?) or 1.0(?) Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[balaclava]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |10-15 phys + wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[balloon helmet]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bark beret]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.5 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|18
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[barrelhead]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[barskin hat]]
|13
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[basic meat fez]]
|11
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[basic meat helmet]]
|10
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bat hat]]
|45
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[battered old top-hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bauxite beret]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[beer helmet]]
|42
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[beholed bedsheet]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bellhop's hat]]
|30
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|40
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Big Candy's tophat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Whelp
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[biker's hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[birdseed hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[black cowboy hat]]
|41
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[black helmet]]
|40
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[blue traffic cone]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bonedanna]]
|30
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-3.5)<br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Restores MP at the end of combat.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Boris's Helm]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-3.5)<br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Restores MP at the end of combat.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bowler]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|2
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(9-10)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[BRICKO hat]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(5-6)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Brimstone Beret]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Brogre bucket hat]]
|14
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[brown felt tophat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[biker's hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |??
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[brown paper bag mask]]
|05
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|No apparent powers
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bugbear beanie]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[bum cheek]]
|05
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-3) {{element|Stench|}}<br />(66% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[catskin cap]]
|45
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[centurion helmet]]
|??
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|22
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[chef's hat]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(5-6)<br />(25% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|30
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[clingfilm cap]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[clockwork hat]]
|20
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Delevels when attacking
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[clown wig]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) Physical and (2-3) [[Prismatic Damage|Prismatic]]<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[coconut shell]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[cold ninja mask]]
|20
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(.8-1.2) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[cold water bottle]]
|40
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) <br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[cool iron helmet]]
|40
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) <br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[cornuthaum]]
|21
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.25 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[corrosive cowl]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Covers-Your-Head]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(100% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[crappy Mer-kin mask]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[crêepy mask]]
|05
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(??% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Crimbo hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|17
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br/>(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[cursed eyepatch]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Daylight Shavings Helmet]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE"|?? Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE"|You still get the beard-themed buffs as though you were wearing the hat yourself.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[demon-horned hat]]
|17
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(.9-1.1) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[dice-print do-rag]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[dilapidated wizard hat]]
|31
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[disco mask]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|08
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[double-ice cap]]
|17
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[draggin' ball hat]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[dreadful fedora]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[duct tape fedora]]
|48
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|41
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Heads Up! effect triggers (bug?)
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[eelskin hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) <br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[electrician's hardhat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt)*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|08
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |4.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[enchantlers]]
|28
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[eXtreme scarf]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[eyepatch]]
|06
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[f3d0r4]]
|27
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fancy ball mask]]
|22
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fancy tophat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[feathered headdress]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt)*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[festive holiday hat]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fez of etymology]]
|30
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fire]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-10) + 15 {{element|Hot|}}<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fireman's helmet]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(4-5) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fishin' hat]]
|2
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |No apparent powers
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[flagstone fez]]
|30
|
|
|
|
|
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?1.0? Leprechaun
|
|
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[flatusaur gasmask]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |No effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[floaty rock helmet]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[foam commodore's hat]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(5-10)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[football helmet]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[funny paper hat]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[furry green turtle]]
|11
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fuzzy busby]]
|32
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|32
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[fuzzy montera]]
|32
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Unknown
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ganger bandana]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[gasmask]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ghast iron Garibaldi]]
|42
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) {{element|Spooky|}}, 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|38
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[giant yellow hat]]
|31
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[goat beard]]
|15
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Goggles of Loathing]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[gold crown]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(1-2)<br/>(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|17
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical, 50%
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[googly-ball hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[googly-heart hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[googly-star hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-4)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[grass hat]]
|20
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[gravy boat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Whelp<br/>(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Great Wolf's headband]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(100% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[green cloth cap]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[green traffic cone]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Grimacite goggles]]
|31
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[grungy bandana]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[guard turtle shell]]
|40
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5) ({{element|Hot|}})<br/>(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[hardened slime hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[hazmat helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[head-mounted Trainbot]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |??? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[heavy crown]]
|27
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[helm of the white knight]]
|15
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(30% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[helmet turtle]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[hemlock helm]]
|??
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |??
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[high-temperature mining mask]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4)<br />(99% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[honeycap]]
|43
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[hot daub bun]]
|21
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |{{element|Hot|}} damage<br />(75% rate?)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ice pick]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[insane tophat]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[insulting hat]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[intimidating coiffure]]
|No Cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[invisible bag]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[irate sombrero]]
|11
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[iron helmet]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(8-10) <br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ironic knit cap]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[isotophat]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) {{element|Stench|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1-100<br />(25% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|05
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |5.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|05
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-2.5)<br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[leather aviator's cap]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-5)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Lens of Hatred]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(33% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Lens of Violence]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) <br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[leather mask]]
|15
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[lemon party hat]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[lihc face]]
|22
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Stench|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[literal bucket hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[lynyrdskin cap]]
|42
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[MAHI fez]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Custom item
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[maiden wig]]
|08
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[makeshift turban]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mariachi hat]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mark I Steam-Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mark II Steam-Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mark III Steam-Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mark IV Steam-Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mark V Steam-Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0(?) Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mayor Ghost's toupee]]
|no cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[meat cowboy hat]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[meatloaf helmet]]
|13
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|17
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mer-kin bunwig]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mer-kin gladiator mask]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mer-kin headguard]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mer-kin scholar mask]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-1.5) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mesh cap]]
|41
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[meteortarboard]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball<br />
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[miner's helmet]]
|20
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mohawk wig]]
|35
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[moist sailor's cap]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) {{element|Stench|}}<br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[moose antlers]]
|27
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[muddy pirate hat]]
|31
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mullet wig]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mummy costume]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[mummy mask]]
|42
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[muskox-skin cap]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[nasty rat mask]]
|45
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[neoprene skullcap]]
|16
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[no hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[norwhal helmet]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[nurse's hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) <br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[oil cap]]
|28
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[opera mask]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-10)+10 {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[orange peel hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[orange traffic cone]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|03
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[outrageous sombrero]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[oversized skullcap]]
|05
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pail]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[paperclip turban]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) <br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[papier-mitre]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) (99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Deals 30-45 damage to attackers.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[party hat]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |4.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[passable elf mask]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(5-6)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pentacorn hat]]
|10
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pickelhaube]]
|18
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pig-iron helm]]
|22
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|13
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-3) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(75% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pixel hat]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(66% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[plaid cowboy hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[plain paper hat]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(75% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|45
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pointy red hat]]
|27
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[polyester panama hat]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[porcelain porkpie]]
|30
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4)<br />(100% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pottery hat]]
|11
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack ({{element|Hot}})
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[powdered wig]]
|17
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Bugged?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[propeller beanie]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack <br /> (50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[radiation-resistant helmet]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[raspberry beret]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[rave visor]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ravioli hat]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[red traffic cone]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|42
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[rusty diving helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[safarrri hat]]
|22
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|06
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sea cowboy hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sealhide hood]]
|40
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[seal-skull helmet]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Seasonal Beret]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sequined fez]]
|20
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.75 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[shadow chef's hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |? Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[silent beret]]
|3
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sinister demon mask]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[skeletortoise]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)+10  {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sleep mask]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[slime-covered helmet]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[smooth velvet hat]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[snailmail coif]]
|41
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[snorkel]]
|02
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[snow hat]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Cold|}}
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|28
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Potato
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Custom item
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[space beast fur hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[space trooper helmet]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|38
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt)*(1.5-2.5) <br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[spangly sombrero]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Spelunker's fedora]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|32
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sponge helmet]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[spooky hockey mask]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(1-1.5)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|22
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[star hat]]
|41
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[stone baseball cap]]
|48
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[straw hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sucker kabuto]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sugar chapeau]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1-100<br />(25% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Chapeau breaks into 2-3 {{plural|sugar shard}} after 30 combats of being worn by you and/or the familiar, total.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[superhero mask]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[suspicious-looking fedora]]
|15
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sweatband]]
|32
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) {{element|Sleaze|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[tattered paper crown]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Sombrero
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[The Clown Crown]]
|N/A
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|Cannot be worn
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[The Crown of Ed the Undying]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-4) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(25% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[The Emperor's new hat]]
|N/A
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |No apparent powers 
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[The Jokester's wig]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Third Eye]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(50% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Time cop top hat]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Attack
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[time helmet]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Can also give +1 adv at the end of combat.
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[tin tam]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(2-3)<br/>40% (MP Only)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Only restores MP at end of combat
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[topeé]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[toy Crimbot mega face]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-2) {{element|Hot|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[toy space helmet]]
|43
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[training helmet]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Delevels on hit by weight/5
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[turtle wax helmet]]
|10
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[turtlemail coif]]
|20
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Uncle Crimbo's hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.25 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[very pointy crown]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-3)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(0.5-1), 50%
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[viking helmet]]
|05
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(99% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Whelp
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wad of used tape]]
|??
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Has another unknown effect, displaying the text "%%" during combat
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear dress helmet]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3) {{element|Cold|}}<br />(95% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear electro-spiked helm]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-2.5) Physical, 1000% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear fancy fedora]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-2.5) Physical, 100% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear feathered fedora]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear foil hat]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear heated ushanka]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 100% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear lined ushanka]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | 1.5 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear plain fedora]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear plain helm]]
|12
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear plain ushanka]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[warbear spiked helm]]
|37
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2) Physical, 75% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[water-polo cap]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wax hat]]
|12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.75 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[webbed comic mask]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[willowy bonnet]]
|18
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[witch hat]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wolf mask]]
|37
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp (HP only)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wolfman mask]]
|02
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |8.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wolfskull mask]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wooden salad bowl]]
|30
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wool hat]]
|43
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[worn tophat]]
|31
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wreath of laurels]]
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |0.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Wrought-iron wig]]
|30
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Whelp<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1-3) {{element|Spooky|}}<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[X-ray goggles]]
|N/A
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|Cannot be worn
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[yabba dabba doo rag]]
|27
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[yak toupee]]
|25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Potato
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|22
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(0.5-1) Physical, 50% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[yellow traffic cone]]
|15
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Ze™ goggles]]
|07
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) Physical, 100% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[zombie mariachi hat]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(1.5-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |?? Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|No cap
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(3-4) {{element|Spooky|}}, 99% rate
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|}

==Notes==
*When using the Hatrack, all hats have a [put on hatrack] link.
*The Hatrack's image becomes the image of the hat it has equipped.
*The Hatrack is affected normally by its base weight and familiar buffs, but its weight is capped depending on hat power.
**If a hat with a power of 200 is equipped or no hat is equipped, there is no buffed weight cap for the Hatrack.
**Otherwise, the weight is capped at floor(Hat power / 4).
**Unbuffed weight cap of 20 still applies for any hat.
*It seems that if there is no magical enchantment, or if the enchantment is very weak, there is only one effect.
*When no hat is equipped, provides roughly +50% item drop bonus to hats.
*The multiplier in the above table is applied to the weight, not directly to the familiar's effect (except for the Attacks and Restores columns, which use "wt" in the entry).
*If you attempt to equip a Hatrack with the [[Crown of Thrones]]: 
:<Name> thinks it would be demeaning to wear another familiar on his head, and refuses to wear the crown.

==References==
*The name and the fact that this is March's item-of-the-month are references to the [[Wikipedia:Mad Hatter|Mad Hatter]] and the [[Wikipedia:March Hare|March Hare]].
*"Hatstand" (or hat stand, another term for a hatrack) is a British slang expression meaning mad or insane.
*"[[Wikipedia:Hat-trick|Hat trick]]" is a sporting term meaning the same thing happening three times, although in the case of the haiku it is instead a pun on the ability of the familiar.
*Chapeau is French for hat.
*The [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] combat message is a reference to Gnarls Barkley's song "Crazy".

==See Also==
*[[Hats]]
*[[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Monster Level]]
*[[HP Restorers]]
*[[MP Restorers]]
*[[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Items from Monsters]]