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You find yourself in an area that, despite being surrounded on all sides by protesters, does not have any protesters in it.

You duck behind a tree before any show up. You look around and see three paths to various points of interest -- a stand of bushes, a comfy-looking park bench, and a group of guys carrying torches or something. Some kind of open flames, at least.

You suddenly feel less lucky.
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{{button|[[This Looks Like a Good Bush for an Ambush|Hide in the bushes]]}}
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{{button|[[Bench Warrant|Go to a bench]]}}
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{{button|[[Fire Up Above|Head towards the flames]]}}
You head toward the flames.

==Notes==
*Occurs at [[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters]] while [[Lucky!]]
*Lynrdosity equipment is very effective if available, with 21 cleared per adventure using a full set. Otherwise in Hardcore, the Bench with sleazy damage and sleazy spell damage may be more available with drops from other quests getting around 100. The flames appear to be the least effective choice, as 10 protestors is fairly low in comparison, and [[Flamin' Whatshisname]]s are required (and that can cost yet more lucky instances).

==References==
*"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" is famously spoken by Queen Gertrude in [[wikipedia:Hamlet|Hamlet]].

==History==
*Prior to Jan 1, 2022, this was both a [[Clover Adventures/Old|Clover Adventure]] and a [[semi-rare adventure]].