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{{familiar|
famid=174|
H1=Your stray DNA|
H2=Made this little splice of life|
H3=Such cute mad science!|
function=Has abilities dependent on its class. Maintains a buff on you dependent on your class and its.|
throne=All attributes +10%|
hatchling=adventurer clone egg|
equipment=mini-Mr. Accessory|
ucm=2|
sh=2|
oc=2|
hns=2}}

*At the start of combat:
*:<Name> goes in for a tiny high-five with your opponent, then does the "too slow" fake-out. Your opponent looks horrendously embarrassed.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> sarcastically compliments your opponent's fashion sense. He looks really embarrassed when he gets that he's joking.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> does some smokin' breakdance moves. Your opponent is unable to step up, and looks pretty beat-down by that fact.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> pulls out a switchblade and menaces your opponent with it. He looks pretty embarrassed when <Name> reveals it's just a switchcomb.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> tries to fist-bump your opponent. He don't get what he's trying to do, and ends up chagrined and humiliated.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> leans against the wall and radiates cool disinterest. Your opponent jumps around trying to get his attention, and look chagrined when he fails.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> does an elaborate dance routine, complete with Moonwalk, impossible lean, and crotch grab. Your opponent looks pretty demoralized.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*:<Name> does an elaborate cool handshake with your opponent, and he looks pretty embarrassed that he don't know all the different steps.
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*During combat:
*:<Name> smashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco ball. Then he reflects the light onto one of your wounds to cauterize it.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> does some sweet tiny karate moves on your opponent for X damage, then hits some pressure points on you until you feel better.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> shoots your opponent for X damage with a tiny Saturday night special, then cures your Saturday Night Fever.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> stabs your opponent with his tiny switchblade for X damage, then uses it as an acupuncture needle to make you feel better.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> uses his tiny awesome nunchucks to beat your opponent for X damage, then uses them to give you a deep tissue massage.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> bashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco banjo, then plays a healing tune on it for you.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> stabs your opponent with his switchblade for X damage. Then he tears a strip of silk off his cool neck scarf and makes a bandage for you.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> uses his sweet silk neck scarf to throttle your opponent for X damage, then uses it as a bandage on one of your wounds.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> sucks some of the coolness out of your opponent for X damage, then uses it to heal you a little.{{HP|amount=X}}
*:<Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*:<Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
*At the end of combat:
*:<Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.
*:<Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.
*:<Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.
*:<Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.
*:<Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.
*:<Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.
*:<Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.
*:<Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.
*:<Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.
*:<Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.
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==References==
* The combat message about switching a blade on an opponent "not wearing shades" refers to the lyrics of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxcZAHTyVCI Sunglasses at Night] by Cory Hart
* The combat & after-combat messages that mention the familiar doing an "impossible lean" refer to Micheal Jackson's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFvENQBc-F8 Smooth Criminal] video.