View source for Mini-Adventurer/Mini-Seal Clubber

{{NeedsSpading|Looking for more messages and a more specific trigger rate for the effect removal. Can it remove any effects that the Hot Tub can't? Better way to deal with gender.}}
{{familiar|
famid=174|
H1=Your stray DNA|
H2=Made this little splice of life|
H3=Such cute mad science!|
function=Has abilities dependent on its class. Maintains a buff on you dependent on your class and its.|
throne=All attributes +10%|
hatchling=adventurer clone egg|
equipment=mini-Mr. Accessory|
ucm=2|
sh=2|
oc=2|
hns=2}}

*During combat:
*:<Name> punches your opponent with a seal-hide-gauntleted fist, doing X damage.
*:<Name> decides not to give your opponent a knuckle sandwich, but gives <him/her/it/them> a club sandwich instead, clubbing <him/her/it/them> for X damage.
*:<Name> puts one seal-hide boot in your opponent's tail for X damage.
*:<Name> pulls out <his/her> seal-clubbing club, pretends your opponent is a seal, and pounds <him/her/it/them> for X damage.
*:<Name> channels the ancient seal-clubber Lang, clubbing your opponent for X damage.
*:<Name> pulls out <his/her> trusty seal-clubbing club and inducts your opponent into the seal-clubbing club clubbed club, for X damage.
*:<Name> proves <he/she> is a clubber by clobbering your opponent with his{{sic|wrong gender}} club for X damage.
*:<Name> shouts, "thrust-SMACK!" in an adorable tiny voice, while smacking your opponent for X damage.
*:<Name> pulls out <his/her> trusty seal-clubbing club and inducts your opponent into the seal-clubbing club clubbed club, for X damage.
*:<Name> pulls out two daggers made from hellseal horns and stabs your opponent for X damage.
*:<Name> whips out a whip made from seal hide, and lashes your opponent for X damage.


*:<Name> conjures the cold northland air into <his/her> fist, then launches a haymaker at your opponent, scrambling <his/her/its/their> mind and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> beats on your opponent with some frozen hellseal horns, doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage and really confusing <him/her/it/them>.
*:<Name> pelts your opponent with a snowball from the frigid northlands, confusing <him/her/it/them> and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> pulls out an icicle-club and clubs your opponent with it, boggling <him/her/it/them> and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> pelts your opponent with a snowball from the frigid northlands, confusing <him/her/it/them> and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> conjures the cold northland air into <his/her> fist, then launches a haymaker at your opponent, scrambling <his/her/its/their> mind and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> pelts your opponent with frozen seal meat, freaking <him/her/its/their> out and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> pulls out a massive icicle and smacks your opponent upside the head with it. <He/She/It/They> reels, dizzy, and takes {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> scratches your opponent with a frozen seal tooth, confusing <him/her/it/them> and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> causes a mini-avalanche to appear out of nowhere, boggling your opponent and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> blows frigid northland breath at your opponent, staggering <him/her/it/them> and doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
*:<Name> beats on your opponent with some frozen hellseal horns, doing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage and really confusing <him/her/it>.


*When affected by one or more [[:Category:Negative Status Effects|negative status effects]]:
*:<Name> licks some of the badness off of your hand. You feel a little less negative.
*:<Name> licks your hand, showing affection and ridding you of a negative effect.
*:<Name> tugs on your hand, and when you bend over to talk to <him/her>, he{{sic|wrong gender}} licks your cheek. It's a little gross, but it makes you feel less negative.
*:<Name> squeaks, "Tongue of the Otter!" and licks the back of your knee. It tickles like the dickens, but you feel a little less negative.
*:<Name> sees a negative effect smudging your cheeks, and licks it away for you. Aw, who's a good little mini-adventurer?
*:<Name> licks the back of your hand with <his/her> little barbed tongue, thoroughly cleaning off any negative effects residing there.
*:<Name> licks a negative effect off of you. Don't worry; their mouths are cleaner than our own.
*:<Name> shows affection by licking your feet. It tickles, but it also makes a negative effect go away, because science.
*:<Name> licks the tip of your nose to show affection. Fortunately, that's where a negative effect was, and it's gone now.



*At the end of combat:
*:<Name> low-fives you after the combat, smiling widely.
*:<Name> says, "great work, boss!" and smiles <his/her> warrior's smile.
*:<Name> hoists <his/her> club over <his/her> head and grins, pleased with your combat skills.
*:<Name> grins a tiny bloodthirsty grin. Clearly, following you around is what is best in life.
*:<Name> grins and roars a tiny, adorable warrior's roar of approval.
*:<Name> shouts a squeaky victory cry, smiling so wide <his/her> tiny face almost splits in half.
*:<Name> doffs <his/her> seal-clubbing cap to you, smiling widely.
*:<Name> grins an adorable bloodthirsty grin, clearly proud of your combat prowess.
*:<Name> pounds <his/her> tiny chest and howls like a barbarian warrior, then gives you a smile of approval.
*:<Name> gives you a grin and a stoic nod, as if to say, "keep up the good work, fellow warrior!"
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==Notes==
* The physical attack does (Weight/2) to Weight damage, and triggers 25% of the time.
* The cold attack does 1 to (Weight/2) damage and stuns the enemy for one round.  It triggers 20% of the time.
* Can remove one negative status ailment per combat round.  However, it doesn't have 100% chance to act. (Spading needed; appears to be around 50%)  It can apparently remove the same ailments as the [[hot tub]], except for [[Coated in Slime]].

==References==
* "What is best in life?" is a question answered by [[wikipedia:Conan the Barbarian (1982 film)|Conan the Barbarian]]: "crush your enemies — see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."