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{{ManuelEntry|X Bottles of Beer on a Golem|*Most beer-bottle golems are stocked with Willer High Life, so people won't be tempted to drink from them.
*The beer-bottle golem's only natural predator is the bottle-opener golem.
*A Knob Goblin scientist once harnessed a cold-spot-producing ghost to a beer-bottle golem, making a sort of living beer fridge. That scientist would be the richest goblin in the Kingdom if he had figured out how to suppress the golem's urge to kill.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|X Stone Golem|*This is one of Fernswarthy's earliest known examples of golem-crafting. Note the simple block-shaped head, indicitive of the artist still searching for his own individual style.
*Nobody knows what this type of golem is made of, but it seems to vary tremendously in weight. Maybe birds?
*These golems also have the least personality of Fernswarthy's various golemic creations, so, um... yeah.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|X-dimensional horror|*This particular horror is a little more horrifying than the colour out of space, but not as unpleasant as the odor out of time.
*It's not true that killing your alternate dimension selves will make you stronger. But it *is* awfully satisfying, especially if you're full of self-loathing.
*Scientists estimate there are at least 1.5 trillion alternate dimensions. The only constant between them is that wasps sting and don't make honey. Seriously. Screw wasps.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|X-fingered Shop Teacher|*Mr. Jenkins runs his shop class like a captain runs a ship: with corporal punishment and a whole lot of rum.
*On his days off, Mr. Jenkins whittles sticks into toothpicks, then glues the toothpicks together into sticks.
*Mr. Jenkins talks about the days when he was a student at KOLHS, but never mentions that it was during the reign of King Yore I.|attack=?|defense=?|hp=?}}
{{ManuelEntry|X-headed Hydra|*The plural of Hydra is "Hydrae," or possibly "Hydrox."
*The Hydra has many throats but only one stomach. Hydrae frequently overeat themselves to death on feast holidays.
*Some Hydrae breathe fire, apparently because just having dozens of hungry mouths full of razor-sharp teeth doesn't make them dangerous enough.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|Xiblaxian political prisoner|*Xiblaxian politics are incomprehensibly complex, both because they are Xiblaxian and because they are politics.
*You know how our politicians are divided up into different parties? So are theirs, but there are a <i>negative</i> number of parties.
*Which is fine, because parties with politicians at them are freakin' boring, anyway.|attack=?|defense=?|hp=?}}
{{ManuelEntry|XXX pr0n|*XXX pr0ns are delicious when boiled and served with cocktail sauce. Just don't let your friends see you eating 'em.
*XXX pr0ns are high in mercury, though, so don't eat a bunch at once.
*Make sure you boil your pr0ns for at least an hour, and clear your menu history when you're done.|attack=75|defense=67|hp=68}}

==References==
* Killing your alternate dimension selves as a way to gain power is the plot of the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The One (2001 film)|The One]]''.
* Killing your alternate dimension selves being satisfying is a reference to Rincewind from the ''[[Wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld]]'' books, who sometimes imagined killing a hypothetical happier version of himself from an alternate universe.

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