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You walk into the Morgue and see a mortician bugbear hard at work on an autopsy. I mean, usually it would be a forensic pathologist bugbear or something doing the autopsy, but the bugbears are a bit shorthanded, so let's not nitpick, shall we? Anyway, the bugbear doing the autopsyin' squints and leans closer to his work. "I can't see a dang thing in this light. Computer! Reroute power from the elevator to Morgue Lighting!"

"Power Rerouted," the computer responds.

You step forward, weapon raised, but the mortician looks at you bemusedly. "I'm surrounded by dead bodies and ghosts, kid, you don't scare me a bit. I'm finishing this autopsy no matter what. Maybe you ought to help me out instead of making it take longer, eh? I'm sure some of my colleagues have a spare set of tools you can use."

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Occurs at [[Morgue]].

==References==
*''[[Wikipedia:Mork & Mindy|Mork & Mindy]]'' was a 1970's sitcom starring [[Wikipedia:Robin Williams|Robin Williams]] and [[Wikipedia:Pam Dawber|Pam Dawber]].